PROMPTS FROM MY OLD FANFICTIONS LOL
* assorted lines from the dumb fics i used to write, adjust as necessary
i forgot you don't like us calling you that.
we have some other issues to deal with.
the only thing standing between you and the barrel of a gun is me, and it's going to stay like that. i'm not moving.
go on a date, for christ's sake! meet a guy! go hang out with friends! be social for once in your life!
i'm so freaking proud of you!
yes, i watched a grown man cry. i think we've established that.
what did you say your last name was?
this game is so not fair.
you believe she actually loves you?
ding ding ding! we have a winner!
you know, you shouldn't be drinking this early.
i did not come all this way to see you killed like he was.
that was never part of our agreement.
bullshit. don't lie to me.
it's all right. don't panic. just keep breathing.
let's try for a little self-control.
convincing enough for you?
chivalry is dead, [name].
the last thing i want to do is get on a plane.
i never really got to say goodbye to you.
you went to mcdonalds? and you didn't get me anything?
do you wanna just watch a movie?
why would anyone be upset with you?
[name], i want you to leave.
i heard about that. i'm sorry.
i'm not here to kill you.
maybe i should take that from you.
go. i'm asking you. you need a day off.
so that's it, then? you're not leaving?
there's nothing out there for me anymore.
i don't want to interrupt them.
don't you think that maybe you're here for a reason?
did you have breakfast already? i'm starving.
i miss them. i miss them so much.
we're out of toilet paper in the bathroom.
we have a situation here!
i just hope my ravioli's good.
you don't have anything to worry about, really.
yeah. let's get this done.
it's a nightmare, i tell you.
well... now's your chance to catch up.
it looks like... somehow... we're being held hostage.
there's someone behind this door.
you don't have to leave just yet.
whatever you did, it worked.
i didn't mean to shoot at you.
you've been here since nine in the morning!
where are we? and who are you?
don't you realize it's past midnight?
i thought it was a good plan.
turn your car around now.
look, [name], be careful.
[name]! it's been too long!
a little culture never hurt anyone.
i think that's a wonderful idea.
thank you for the invitation. i might have to take you up on that.
remind me why we don't eat here more often?
i can't ask you to do this.
i won't let you down, [name].
you do what you feel is right.
you don't have to go all yoda on me. i get it.
what kind of hero does that?
now you know why i haven't left this house.
it's been a while for me, too.
let me help you. we'll take it slow.
you are making a terrible mistake.
for the last time, you are not my father.