[irishironclad]

Angry person at work said she didn’t want to talk to me she wanted to speak to “AN IMMIGRANT”

[irishironclad]

She didn’t like the answer “I am an immigrant”

[foxincrocs-the-gray]

IMMIGRANT WANTED

IRISH NEED NOT APPLY

[qwertyu858]

[neofooturism]

[tentacion2099]

[killscreen]

[via]

[lovelyardie]

The thing about being a celiac is that you better fucking not be poor

[thefamousglufree]

At least the food tastes better now. It tasted like shit 20 years ago.

[cognitohazardous]

[gravityjunior]

My honor he is not white the evidence clearly shows that he has brown nipples

[gravityjunior]

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[party-gilmore]

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

[hartsnkises]

What have you done

[historicaltimes]

Swedish high jumper, Gunhild Larking, awaiting her turn at the 1956 Melbourne Olympic Games -

via reddit

[saint-severian]

This stare is found only in predators. Her forefathers looked with that stare at countless villages burning before them.

[huntrad]

What the fuck is wrong with you fella

[saint-severian]

Autist. Plus my dick is obnoxiously big.

[huntrad]

Thank you for your honest answer. I really appreciate it.

[memecucker]

TIL the reason this inconsistently shows up in notes for the same post is bc if you look at the notes from a reblog, replies from ppl blocked by the reblogger don’t show up but if you look at it from someone else like OP they do show up

[orange-catsidy]

huh, i wonder why this person has a problem with being blocked. im sure they have really normal ideas about bringing pets inside restaurants

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

one of today's unluckiest 10K

[bunniboytoy]

me setting games on the easiest difficulty cause i like to have fun

[bunniboytoy]

this was the wrong picture i thought i used the strapless one

[butchofthenight]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

[kristina100000]

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

[starjasmines]

women matter.

[kristina100000]

sorry

[crazy-brazilian]

[my-never-ending-nightmare]

[theartofdyingtogether-deactivat]

[legionofpotatoes]

easy 2-step tutorial for drawing geth from hit videogame series mass effect

[effemimaniac]

call her USPS the way the delivery of her package to me is ensured 😏

[effemimaniac]

all this talk about the USPS got me thinking about how I should have been focusing on US instead of getting my Post Serviced....

[effemimaniac]