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Last nights weird dream:

I was with friends and my sister at night outside watching some Christmas show and we watched a plane do this crazy loop then crash straight down. It made a huge fiery explosion that traveled like a nuclear blast and we all got separated.

Next thing I remember was running into Emily in some kind of locker room, but she was like my name isn’t Emily here. Everytime you found someone you knew from a previous time and they found out you knew their original name, something would change again, more drastic each time. The clothes, names, all of it.

Very sci-fi.

porchlights

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

babyanimalgifs

Here’s a dinosaur reading bedtime stories to a bunch of puppies.

(via)

the dogs:

From

You’re doing amazing, sweetie. 😍

that1girlarreis

I laughed so hard I actually have tears in my eyes. Oh my god 😭

deadcrushing

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

hegodamask

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend

This works so well, I am in awe.

“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around

The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect

“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in

The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip

This is art.

dragonsir

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

witforweeks

This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me

youjustdrankcement

I saw a tiktok saying that buying craft supplies and actually using them are two completely different hobbies and honestly take shelter bc that truth bomb is a big one

lickystickypickyzzz

Everything hurts from this direct attack.

turtlegg

i couldn’t rest until i made this

kristina100000

i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons

dcbicki

Don’t you realize what’s happening? Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is beyond imagination! The Parent Trap 1998, dir. Nancy Meyers

childweanedonpoison

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

maarigolds

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

jeannettegray

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

tchaikovskaya

x

dwlostcompanion

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

aphony-cree

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

specsthespectraldragon

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

actualaster

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

goron-king-darunia

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

pg-chan

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways.

virgoprivilege

gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

butt-actually

I sent this to my sister (14 f) and she was like "no thanks"

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

splend-42

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

deliriumcrow

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

cipheramnesia

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

patrickat

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

avron

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

thefirefromthesun

Danny Trejo has been in 402 movies????

xenosagaepisodeone

in retrospect, video rental stores *would* probably still exist today in some capacity had it not been for blockbuster. the nostalgia for the blockbuster browsing experience undermines the reality of how aggressively the chain snuffed out smaller video rental stores and would eventually become notorious for its abusive late fee collection policy once there were no significant competitors standing. the rise of streaming is often attributed to blockbusters demise, but what’s not often recognized is how netflix’ earliest (and most successful) marketing tactics were in fact advertising the absence of the aforementioned terrible late fees as opposed to the convenience of not having to go to the store. I was actually surprised to find out how much of blockbuster’s demise can be attributed to spiraling out of control as it attempted to manage viacom’s ever increasing debts than to the fact that people just naturally gravitated towards streaming (which is not to say that it wouldn’t have happened eventually, but).

quoms

see also: borders / barnes & noble with bookstores. amazon’s original pitch was probably more “look how convenient!” than it was “look, you can avoid the awful sterility of the inside of a barnes & noble!” but it’s interesting that with its aggressive tracking and tailoring of recommendations amazon is having machines do (in an impersonal and invasive way) what the staff at a local, non-chain bookstore would do, which is match their selection to your preferences

lew-basnight

Barnes & nobles and Borders raced against each other, across the country, to oversaturate the bookstore market. This isn’t paranoia or conspiracy — it’s the same fucking model Starbucks used. Oh, your community supports three bookstores? We’re going to open five, until the little indies go under. Then we’ll close four of our own (sorry not sorry staff, enjoy competing with each other for a handful of positions!) and now you have no other choice. Movie rental chains did the same thing.

And then all these huge chain retailers have the fucking gall to weep and whine as amazon proceeds to wipe them out, and now I live in a small city where you just… can’t get stuff. If you don’t want to use amazon, if you don’t have a car to drive out to the big box on the highway, you literally can’t buy a pair of socks or an ice pack. No more pharmacies, no more bookstores, no more video or music stores… if this was plants and not retailers you’d call it monoculture, and you’d raise an alarm about how prone to catastrophic collapse monocultures are.