Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 36
Mettaton (Undertale)
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
... Yeah no way Alastor is winning against mtt 😔
But we can still try... Come on...... Let's at least make it 40/60
Vote for Alastor 😔✊
yall saying Alastor would hate to win this don't understand Alastor.
Alastor wouldn't go out of his way to win, wouldn't get upset too much about losing (especially losing to mtt) but wouldn't mind if he won, and would totally use it to his advantage in some way. I mean, he knows Vox is thirsting after him and used it to make a deal. i tell you 100% he unbuttoned his shirt on purpose to flash vox and decrease his iq enough so he would not question the conditions.
As long as all the thirsting stays on respectful distance, Alastor would probably be fine with it. Well, maybe shocked at how many people actually finds him sexy and unsettles a little bit at worst, but wouldn't give it much of a thought.
Alastor KNOWS he's hot. He's so entirely aware of it, fluttering his lashes at Vox the way he did. And as an aroace who's flirted to get free drinks, fuck yeah Alastor I'm right there with you.
Besides what were all those married middle aged men following a very handsome young radiohost into the middle of a forest for?
Personally I think Alastor doesn't quite know what asexuality and allosexuality is but definitely thinks all these people driven by lust and controlled by their bodily urges are so weak and pathetic compared to him. And so easily exploited! [Side-eyes Vox]
