World's Okayest Lobotomite

she/her - trans girl 🏳️‍⚧️ - a cute girl asked me to make a tumblr account so here i am - i firmly believe hound 621 is a she/they/it puppygirlthing and nothing you say will convince me that's not canon

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[cuttledreams-bugs]

I deliver a friend feel free to spread it as you please

[pocketss]

healthcare professional 🫡

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[dykonicdiva]

cream inside your girlfriend, i call that a femme brûlée

[sapphireh3arts]

if your council doesn't have a fat girl, i don't trust it

[star-angel-selkie]

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [1] Leech Girl 🩸

for sylcona

[feefal]

Moldy/unmoldy doomed yaoi or yuri?

you got it boss, here’s your doomed strawberry yuri

[communist-hatsunemiku]

the absolute classic, going in to kiss her just to fake her out and bite her instead......the way ive literally done this exact move before

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Here's a couple lesbian tips: use this move very rarely, using it too frequently diminishes the element of surprise, avoid doing it more than once per session. Next, use this move after you have already begun fooling around, having gone in for a deep kiss many times already, the hotter and heavier you both are, the better, she will be more turned on and surprised this way.

[frottinq]

beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[bisexualwario]

[opossumgirltongue]

princess and her jestergirl having a sleepover and doing each others makeup . the next day there are two giggly princess clowns sitting in each others lap on the throne and it's impossible to know which is which

[foima]

[ink-pen-rat]

clown month day 20 - comet

[theforeverandbeautifulsky]

this is the plot of Bigtop Burger

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hairspraywhore]

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

[theforeverandbeautifulsky]

It's only the tumblr accent if it comes from the tumblr dot com region of the internet, otherwise it's just sparkling pretentiousness