God Plants Are Cool

• Jess • ♤ ♢ • 20s • she/her •

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[desm-doodle]

i’ve been playing soooooo much botw lately, i kinda suck at it but hey that’s what mipha’s grace is for <3

[dostoyevsky-official]

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

[idunalily]

Lovers of the lake

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[ludmithjacques]

Considering doing a dad-themed vtuber thing.

I'd call my followers kiddos as a group and sport/sweetie(Depending on the context of the conversation) as the singular.

I'd play dad-games primarily and pretend I didn't understand jokes but I'm just happy you're having fun.

'Okay kiddos, today I'm helping you beat [Game], just let me know when you want the controller back!'

Maybe do retro games on emulators and talk about how I played it as a kid when it was new, regardless of how retro it is.

'Which Mario Party is this again? I remember when 2 was the new one, sheesh.'

Every console is a Nintendo(which actually has some fun history about the USA Gaming Market Crash)

Fun info dumps!

Non-gaming content would include antique car talk and watch restoration(Camera on my real hands only), men's fashion, accepting yourself, how to talk to people you have a crush on, telling you I'm proud of you doing your best, and how weird your Dad actually is, sport.

The model would be constantly laying back in the chair in that Comfortable Dad Pose until I lock tf in and then it's sitting upright and a lil' hunched. Kind of in that 'got home from the office and now I'm dressed down a lil' bit' kind of look. Suspenders, bit of a gut, shirt unbuttoned a little.

Bonus grill-apron summer outfits with puns, so many puns.

The most creative swears when things go wrong.

[ludmithjacques]

I think I'd completely drop the use of the 'I' pronoun and refer to myself solely as 'your old man'.

[sophsun1]

#tired #sleepycore #me

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman & John Lounsbery

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[thesewersofparis]

btw i live on nailpolish reddit nowadays

and everyone is posting their 4th of july manis

except this year its very few american flags and red white and blue and stars.

and a LOT of pond scum inspiration

[aniseandspearmint]

This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[sealowll]

Random coco sketch with the wedding official art fit cuz I love it

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[dragon-in-a-fez]

monocle

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[redstonedust]

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i live, to him, an unfathomably long life

i have access to powers and locations that he cannot access independently; he needs my help to navigate the world i've brought him to

i simply found him outside and abducted him one day

there are many cats in the world, but this one is the best and my most favorite. why? because he was available to abduct that morning and for very little other reason.

i have a much greater understanding of this world than him, but he has unshakable confidence in his ability to figure it out and i find that really cute

the power dynamic is fundamentally unbalanced, but i let him have a little audacity. a little combativeness and sass. as a treat.

some humans are needlessly cruel to cats or take them in for a short time before neglecting or abandoning them. but i have chosen to love and guard this one with my life. because i think he's neat.

he is very well-treated and has pretty much everything he could possibly want or need, but he is my prisoner.