The Only Real Main Character

Hi! I’m Morgan Ceryes, intersex asexual icon 🩷. I got offered adventure and now I don’t get to age or die, and you have to deal with that

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I got prescribed main character syndrome by a talking tree in the woods, what’s your excuse

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If anyone ever offers you a “magic power” or “fun adventure” treat it like someone offering you candy and puppies out of an unmarked van, nothing good can come of this

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Literally never take a faerie up on a deal, the -BLEEP- only wants to practice writing and also torture

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I just woke up in the woods with a talking backpack, what did i Take last night?

[theforevermaincharacter]

If anyone ever offers you a “magic power” or “fun adventure” treat it like someone offering you candy and puppies out of an unmarked van, nothing good can come of this