I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@thefortunewasfalse
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
Wait, they were selling something here?
remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?
sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard
YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! TIS BACK!!!
co-worker: this job isn’t very hard, why are you always tired?
me: gee idk larry maybe it’s
NO THANK U FACEBOOK!!!
When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two rarely meet.
Steve Maraboli (via quotethatword)
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
holy shit Cole
you awkward Audrey, you
ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation
the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
This is my new favorite post
