The Foundation Of Our Marraige

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Spouse tip #1:

Stop hunting. Put your feelings out there. At least somewhere.

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Living with mom - in - law issue #3:

Your mother in law is not to be compared with your mom. And she's not the right person to get informal with either. Keep the distance. Maintain the space.

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Living with mom - in - law issue #2:

She will not respect your time when you’re bored, She will not respect your time when she’s bored either. Both instances will you to be the roadkill aka new toy to amuse her when she please.

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Indian Joint Family Issue # 2:

There shall be no consideration by housewives of the new working bahu. Her mother will be called in person and taunted for the bahu’s non participation on ritual days or on missing them.

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Tambola call out sheet for your sasu-ma’s (mother-in-law’s) kitty party. Stand with pride, kill that shit!

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Living with mom - in - law issue #1:

He’s never going to learn to be a man and wash his dirty underwear. Especially if she keeps washing them for him.

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Indian Joint Family issue #1:

There's never going to be an easier way to say, "I hate your mom, she much more a control freak than you are!"