Elemina's Warriors

Orion Harvenger, Elemina's resident gunsmith and Abyss Angel at your service. (Friendly RPer at your service, just send a starter and lets have fun :) )

[fightingto-survive-deactivated2]

I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...

[eros-muse]

if so…

hello there.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[danpetch-deactivated20120213]

reblog if you're constantly horny.

[thefourscythes]

Im fucking lonely

[thefourscythes]

Im fucking lonely

[youknow-me-not-my-story]

Whoever's sexually frustrated raise your hand🙋

[quietguy56]

🙋, oh bugger!!

[silent-shanin]

The ugly teal sweater is a must-have for monster girl anime protagonists 

Fullbody Commissions | Headshot Commissions | Buy me a coffee?

[baby-kitten2301]

Never forget my ice cream daddy!

[fuck-me-till-the-end]

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of u.”

[nosalvationintime-deactivated20]

PSA: Please teach your partner how to choke properly if you’re into that kind of thing.

The point of choking is not to crush the oesophagus, but rather to put light pressure on the carotid arteries to stop oxygen circulation to the brain. So tops, please create a V shape with your hands, which allows the fleshy part of the palm to rest against the oesophagus without causing any obstruction to the windpipe, and press down on the arteries. It’s not about stopping your bottom from breathing completely, but making them lightheaded.

This is very, very important!

Also, please don’t attempt any choking whilst under the influence because your better judgement may be impaired and you can cause some serious damage.

Choking is serious business, if you’re going to engage in it, please be sure to practise it properly and in a safe manner!

[alphadaddydom]

Important read.

[thesavagespeed-deactivated20160]

Signal boost!

[babybabsgordon]

Everyone should read and know this please! Have a SAFE and fun Holiday Season!

[thefourscythes]

A new daddy friend

Daddy: Princess, I'd like you to meet my friend.

Me: *looks up from my coloring book* It's nice to meet you!

Daddy: Those aren't very good manners, stand up and say hello properly.

Me: *bottom lip curls down into a pout and looks back at my crayons* Yes si-

Daddy's friend: Aw now, it's okay. She's obviously very busy. Can I see what you're working on?

Me: *all smiles again* Yes! It's ponies!*holds up my picture*

Daddy: *laughs and shakes his head* Come on man, you're gonna have to build up an immunity to pouty face if you want to be a daddy.

Daddy's friend: Dude. There's literally no way. That shit's kryptonite.

Me: *tugs on daddy's friend's pant leg* Excuse me!

Daddy's friend: *crouches down* What's up buttercup?

Me: You said a bad word. You have to sit on the pink stool over there until Daddy says you can play again.

Daddy's friend: *facepalm*

Daddy: *choking back laughter* You sure you want this to be your life?

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[psycotherapistontv-deactivated2]

wont hurt to try

[kawaiiprincess211]

I wish everything works out for me in 2017

[baby-dino-girl]

I wish that I will get a hedgehog this month

[cutesylittleone-deactivated2018]

Going to reblog this again because I need some luck tonight!

[100wordsneversaid]

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

[ilovehisdumbtattoo]

& send you asks about personal shit and not get judged

[darthasterisks]

Mini Artorias and Sif will be available next Friday, November 18 at 8PM EST ! (Also new batch of Siegmeyers 😴 and Solaires🌞) Details at ngfiona.storenvy.com

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

[daddys-dirty-princess]

Being Daddy's Toy

I have never been in a dominant/little relationship. I always have wanted to. Up until recently the thought has always just been my biggest fantasy… I have known my Daddy for quite some time and over that time we became good friends. A few weeks ago I asked Daddy if he wanted to sleep over my place for a small gathering of friends and drinking. That night was the start of what will go down in history as the best fucking experience of my life. Daddy and I and one other person were drinking heavily and as any one knows, things always get personal… The topic of Sex came up… and as we are confessing what we fantasize about, Daddy pulled a Ball Gag out of his back pack.. When I saw this my heart started beating faster and faster as he went on about his domination and how he has no little at the moment..My interest was more than peaked. So a few days later I see my Daddy and I asked him ever so bluntly, “Do you wanna Fuck.?” And he got the smirk on his face that drives me crazy and said yes… I am now Daddy’s dirty Princess… Fuck, how I love everything he does to me. And the ways he wants me please him.. Everything from the leather belt, to the zip ties, to the gags, to the clothespins.. to Daddy’s hard cock deep down my throats with his hand around my neck… I could never get enough, I love being his Princess… I love being his Toy… I love my Daddy.. 😘💕🎀💗☺️💗

[thefourscythes]

I love you too princess ;) :*:* your Daddys perfect toy....

[thefourscythes]

I feel like writing so im writing

Im losing control. Or maybe im realizing who i am. The demons i thought i had evolved. Instead of three theres two. One is shards and flames...the other roots and thorns....inbetween is a smile, like static, inbetween the frames of everything i see. Its not a welcoming or sincere or happy smile. Its a broken one. The one that leads you towards madness, towards the psychotic, towards the pain and regret and everlasting hell in your mind.... Ive given into it. Because i stopped caring. I stopped worrying about what my mental state was and since then.....i find myself in laughing fits. Pyschotically laughing as i see that smile stronger and stronger....im falling apart but at the same time im rebuilding....i havent found a relationship again yet but ive found someone i can be a demon with, someone who loves it when i let loose...so fuck the consequences of it, who cares.....im tired of playing falling angel. Im ready to hit that rock bottom and become the fucking king of demons....and ill chain up, torture, and maim my fucking way to the top