@lenshade - Tumblr Blog

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

e-102

you’ are biased against my skull

tatzelwurming

i’m not having this argument again man

my-dailydreams

shadyfennec

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

die you stupid bitch

indeed...

gothic & lolita bible volume 3 january 2002

dragon-in-a-fez

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

c3po

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail ) let me out! let me outtttt!

oupyfactory

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

soamtongs

mousidy

they're sending their strongest warriors to defend AGAB language

anphivenas

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

cheddar-baby

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

anphivenas

He strutted his shit kinda

#really like this post

dickstolebyanalien

i'll show you yours if you show me mine

earthmovers

termagax

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?