i never said she stole my money

i wished for 'something in my ask' like 5 years ago but thank u all for caring, people are good

[toastbutteregg]

[en-theos]

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

[juststrokemyglabella]

something in your ask

I would love some chitter chatter right now, please message if ya see this!

[ghostowlattic]

Fireplace at Villa Della Torre Allegrini, Fumane, Italy

[electricslug]

I’M MISTER HEAT MISER

I’M MISTER SUN

DA DA DA-DA

[sonickitty]

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

let him say fuck

[thetinygingerbreadgirl]

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

[dvandom]

Corollary to “it takes a village” is that you’re gonna get a village whether you ask for it or not.

[iconuk01]

I’ll sometimes take a chance at pedestrian crossings if the road is clear, but am physically incapable of doing so if a child is waiting to cross too, even if the road is empty for a mile in either direction.

[muchymozzarella]

OH THIS IS A MOOD

[araceil]

I do not want to be the goon responsible for a little kid rushing out into moving traffic just because they saw the lady in the red coat do it. Lead by example. All humans understand this and the majority follow this. Because even if they aren’t aware of it, none of them want to be the example a kid thinks of before they get themselves killed.

[punkrorschach]

I once crossed the street before the signal happened and a kid on the opposite side pointed at me and was like “HE CROSSED TOO EARLY” and his dad went “yes and that’s dangerous” and I looked the kid dead in the eye and went “I’ve been hit by a car three times, listen to your father”.

[shelivesinthewoods]

Two types of people; the learn by example; and then, the do as I say, not as I do.

[bnmxfld]

“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

— Lemony Snicket

[s0re-loser]

I need you guys to see my jester ring right fucking now his legs and arms n head move

[ghostlypawn]

this video is making me SOB

[standardbox]

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

Fuck

The woman taking out a pin from her own hair to give it to a little girl

The lady who decided she was not just gonne make a pony tail, she was gonne braid that little girl’s hair using a five strand method

The husband of the older lady pointing out she missed a piece of hair and being so attentive

All of them asking where her mom was and telling her not to talk to strangers

Just all these people not just helping her out but trying to comb her hair and make sure it looks nice and that she likes it

Im sobbing

[official-lucifers-child]

the “are you in pain?” i don’t know, that’s where i had to pause the video and just cry a little. we all talk about losing our faith in humanity, and yet we all know that we would help people like this, that people will help others like this and care about others like this.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

gonna start telling people that in Belgium they speak Belsh

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

to the several people in the tags saying they speak Welsh in Welgium, you get it

[ragingpunsexual]

I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...

What humans see:

What Vulcans see:

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

[parkchanwoohoo]

I believe homemakers can live incredibly fulfilling lives and be happy with their domestic work. I do not believe any online tradwife is genuinely happy because if they were they wouldn't post so fucking much

[existentialcrisisetcetera]

no little german boy don’t walk into that electric fence! 

oh mein gott, zhis fence is full of shockenspdyiujhsgfwgh;lkjsdhggslkjn;dbjvkgchskjhlbndjbhvkjgsvhlbdhvkjgflhkd

[death-420]

Me on hells kitchen:

Gordon ramsay: why isn't ur pasta boiling!!

Me: oh shit *doesn't look at it*

Pasta: *boils*

Gordon ramsay: how the hell did u do that?

Me: do what *looks at pasta*

Pasta: *stops boiling*

[death-420]

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[enigma-absolute]

@annabethisterrified you’re

w h a t

[annabethisterrified]

LOL yep that’s the day job! I started last year after graduating, working on the NASA side of things with the mission doing social media/outreach, so I’m going to do my obligatory HUBBY LINK DROP: insta, twitter, fb

[dexmathylphenidate]

[ohsalome]

Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!

Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

JRR Tolkien looking upon a quad of Oxford post-graduate students: “Children, all of them children.”

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[forthegothicheroine]

Girls who become monsters always have that sexy walk thing where they’re suddenly more badass or confident (Ginger Snaps or Jennifer’s Body.) We need a girl who turns into a monster and enters the room like Tobey McGuire in Spiderman 3.