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would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

jadagul

https://xkcd.com/2567/

tanadrin

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

bigscaryd

Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is

nordenflycht

there's an xkcd for that also

keepcalmandcarriefischer

dajo42

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

dajo42

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

saint-vore

if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up

and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?

saxifraga-x-urbium

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

taifan92

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

saint-vore

what the fuck are you talking about?

robotslenderman

Guys, you've got it wrong. Obviously the northern hemisphere Christmas is in July so they have it in summer. There's no way they'd have it in winter. Winter isn't seafood or barbecue season, and who has Christmas without seafood or barbecues?

helloitsbees

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

helloitsbees

you can’t fucking do this to me

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

kushblazer666

now back to my cup o’ goon…

loreleywrites

im always saying this

ggcrono

sociallyunacceptableart4

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

mando-lore

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

mando-lore

Give it a day

lets climb on mama

:3

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

eelizabit

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

gayvampyr

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

#I watch when I get stabbed #If i'm gonna be stabbed I wanna know about it

hotvampireadjacent

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.