Fujoshe

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

YES THERES A PROBLEM

I’M THE SOLUTION

DARWIN HAD A THEORY CALLED YAOUTION

HE PUT IT INTO WORDS BUT ITS PLAIN TO SEE

WE NEED A LITTLE MORE SENSE WE NEED A LITTLE MORE ME

[derhutchins333]

where is that one translator fujoshi person when you need them </3

my damn vision static is acting up and its making ur gay little posts very hard to read

I hope your vision clears soon. I... don't know how to feel about that kid 'translating' those posts though.

- D3rlord

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

OOC) mod missed a week of school due to being extremely sick right before finals I am completely fucked and dying so I don’t have time to translate, I haven’t even read those post but if I where to guess I might have to do those out of character because fujo is ace and 12… they shouldn’t be engaging in that and I don’t think they want to themselves

[derhutchins333]

imagine Avery without a shirt and with tattoos, kissing you :3c

Avery? With tattos? I. Im.. what wouldk they choose.

- d3rlri

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

Avery? With tattoos? I. I’m… what would they choose.

[derhutchins333]

Concept: avery can 100% bench press you.

Hehsah. I dont velieve they xan. Oh god.

- derldr

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

hehehe. I don’t believe they can. Oh god.

[averyposting]

did you like go to a bar with der or something

njo?? neuhther of us weredrubk

- Avery 🌼

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

no? neither of us were drunk

[averyposting]

Sooo. Kiss yo boyfriend he’s being unbelievably gay

heyhgehh immahout to

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

hehehehe I’m about to

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

ooc) I GET TO SLEEPPPPPPP ILL BE DREAMING OF MY MOST AMAZING AND DARLING HUSBAND

(holy shit I summoned them, I just got a discord message YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAY)

[derhutchins333]

KISSING AVERYBNOW. GOODBYE.

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

KISSING AVERY NOW. GOODBYE.

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

when the world needed her the most, the fujo gay translator returned!!! :D

I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY BUT THE YAOI KEEPS ME GOING!!!!!

I’ll talk with auntie about it tomorrow…. I need to keep moving forward. That’s all I’m good for anyways, quietly moving forward. ANYWAYS SORRY TO GET ALL SAD ON YOU LETS BASK IN THE GLORIOUS LIGHT OF YAOIIIIIIIIII

[derhutchins333]

you should give him some…um. Flowers or stuff. That would be nice I think!

-☁️🍂

I'm. Therews no flowers ar ound. But.b hmehehe acery wth flowers

- d3lrrod

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

I’m. There’s no flowers around. But hehehehe Avery with flowers

[derhutchins333]

Bricked = slang for turned on/hard

WHYA RE YOUVPEOPLE BEING SO INDECENT.

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE BEING SO INDECENT.

wait what does turned in mean? Is that one of the things from “teen living” my parents would never sign the forms to let me join those classes cause they said it invites lust, adultery, and teen pregnancy

[derhutchins333]

I bet someone $20 der is bricked rn

Waht bricks

- derle

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

What bricks

[derhutchins333]

Remember guys! Sexual tolerance is very important! ☝️ :D

To ensure you survive even the slightest once of intimacy and make your partner happy! :3

- xiv

hegwhahawhat m. Tolerance ?????

- derkrjd

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

hehe wha what. Tolerance???

[derhutchins333]

der it will be a lot more gentlemanly if you give them what they want

Iidsojnt know wehatt they want.

- derhr

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

I don’t know what they want.

[derhutchins333]

Blah blah blahhhh 💔

-🌀

Iilovee taal Ikig abiitut avwrye. More peoeple ahould talk qnd lovee avery.

Z drrl

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

I love talking about Avery. More people should talk and love Avery.

[derhutchins333]

how the shirtless situation coming along?

I ghoope hee xnver puts kne e baxk on.

Z sekrkd

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

I hope he never puts it back on.

[derhutchins333]

You're such a simp lmfao. Honestly goals tbh good 4 u d3r

I loojvee avsry.

-my aeveyryyy

[thefujogaytranslator1000]

I love Avery.