No because we need to talk about how absolutely hilarious it was when Patroclus kissed Achilles in front of Briseis.
Like please imagine yourself as Briseis. Youāre living in your small farming village outside of Troy with your family. Thereās been talk of war, but not just any war, a war thatās going to spoken about for centuries. A terrible, bloody thing where men will die by the thousands. Youāve all heard the whispers on the wind- The Greeks have Achilles. The greatest warrior of your time. The boy who canāt be killed.
They descend upon the farming villages first, as you all knew they would. Itās strategic- Dismantle the working class and the royalty will follow. Youāre holed up somewhere in a barn with a group of children behind you, some of them your siblings, some of them family friends, when the men enter the building. You know what that means. If theyāre taking the time to search and loot the village, all the able bodied men are dead. Your father is dead. You donāt have time to process it before one of the Greeks pulls you to your feet and carries you away. He leaves the children. Youāre the only one old enough to be considered a prize.
Youāre standing on a podium, clothes tattered and covered in mud. Your hair is wind swept and tangled. Your hands are bound and thereās a thousand eyes tracing your body. You know why youāre here; your mother had pulled you aside a few nights before the war started and sat you down. She told you about the girls who get taken. She needed you to be prepared- as prepared as you could be. You think youāre going to this barbaric looking King whoās much taller than you and much broader than you- Terrifying, loud, and proud. Some of the worst things a man can be.
But then youāre turned in the other direction, to face another leader, a Prince to be exact, and you feel the color drain from your face. Theyāve spoken of bright blonde hair and a nimble body, green eyes and bloodied hands. Youād seen him in your nightmares. Achilles. Aristos Achaion. The savior of the Greeks, kills a hundred men by the day. He wants you and heās not taking no for an answer. Not only are princes known for their appetites but heās young, younger than the rest by years, and you know that only means he'll be all the more ravenous. The rumors say that he's half god, and the stories of his presence on the battlefield speak enough of his stamina- He won't tire easily like the old Kings might.
Now youāre in his tent, you and him and another boy. His advisor, maybe? His right hand, at least, to be so comfortable in the Prince's tent. That boy approaches you slowly, timidly, speaking gibberish to you in hushing tones. Did you miss something? Did Achilles bring you back as a present for this man? Why was Achilles still here, then? To ensure you behave? As if you werenāt equally terrified of them both. The companion touches you and itās gentle. Your mother told you it was a rarity and you should be eternally grateful if theyāre gentle. Be gracious, she said, but you canāt bring yourself to do it. You flinch away, lash out. Thereās a pause, a few more words, and he tries again. You kick away.
He huffs. Heās annoyed. Frustrated. Youāre making it worse for yourself, you know you are. He straightens up, glancing around the tent- for what, you donāt know, and then suddenly, heās grabbing Achilles by the shirt and dragging him into a kiss. A kiss. Not the way your father greets his friends, but the way your father greets your mother. Itās hard pressed, white knuckle grip releasing from a wrinkled tunic. And now Achilles, Aristos Achaion, the boy who canāt be killed, is standing there with reddened cheeks and eyes wide as saucers.
And now this companion of his, this much smaller, much less proud boy, this boy whoās not suited for war in any regard, stands there with nothing shameful on his face, and motions between the two of them at you, as if to say- This man you fear, this half god, this man who kills by the hundreds, this man who will kill multitudes by the time he dies, this boy who canāt be killed, he answers to me and we wonāt hurt you.
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