The Funniest Drug

This blog is dedicated to stories and experiences of people who've taken Datura.

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Joe got out of the bathroom and sat on his couch. He put his arm around someone who wasn’t there and with a stud look on his face asked, "What’s goin' on baby?"

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=37034

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He said he ingested one pod, about 100-200 seeds. He tells me he was on his way to his best friend's house and he walked into the neighbor's house instead without even noticing. He walked to the fridge and poured a glass of milk, when suddenly an old lady walks in and screams 'What are you doing in my house?' He frantically runs out of her house and to the right house. Then he tells me he did datura the next day and did the exact same thing to the same house.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=37034

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...I thought of how fucked up I was and decided I need to warn my daughter of the danger of this drug (she’s 12). I went into her room and started to lecture her about the dangers of drugs and to never try datura and pick good friends, and so on. I remember thinking how good she was being. She sat quietly and listened to me intently. When I thought I made my point, I got up to leave and realized she left the room. I was pissed. How could she just walk away like that. I went out in the living room to complain and realized she wasn’t there. Nobody was there. I was alone.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=64941

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Later, I went for a walk to the park and all the trees had faces and were smiling at me. The plants seemed to be bending to me, crying out for affection, each one saying, “Me! Me!” and demanding to be stroked and hugged. I did comply but didn’t go overboard with it.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=53459

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After a troubled night, I awoke thinking the trip was over and saw that things weren’t quite right. A rented DVD was by the bed with a pair of scissors from a kitchen drawer, my toothbrush and toothpaste and my socks neatly arranged on it. I walked into the kitchen and the answering machine was unplugged. I had no memory of doing any of these things. I went to make coffee and the coffee pot had vanished. All of my toiletries were gone. Later, I found my razor in the washing machine. A tube of my roommate’s toothpaste was in a kitchen cupboard, and so on.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=53459

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I also went for a trip outside somewhere. I think it was to a friend's place 6 km away. I don’t remember how I got there, I think I walked; but stark naked or with just a leather jacket. There was a party going on there and nobody seemed to mind I was naked.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=70601

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Chewbacca was next to my bed. I was tied to the bed still and all sorts of I.V.s were in me. I kept trying to rip them out so they had to put a lot of tape on them. Again, the imaginary cigarette came back. I smoked it for a while, then dropped it in my sheets. I tried to look for it, but instead I found the stick shift from my car. I looked up and I was driving down the street. I drove for a while and then went to hit the brakes, but they were gone. I kicked my feet but the sheets were covering them. Then I was back in the hospital room. I looked at the small fan in the room and a strange miniature girl was crouched behind it staring at me. I was scared of her and told Chewbacca to take the fan out, and he did. I found out later Chewbacca was my dad.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=75193

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When I got to the hospital, they took me right away. To me the doctors and nurses looked like monsters and I kept trying to get out of my chair and run. They had to physically restrain me. I didn’t even recognize my parents at this point. When they got a bed for me, they held me down and took my clothes off. One of the doctors told me he was a wizard and had a magic potion to cure me.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=75193

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I went into Rob's bathroom and tried to pee again. In my mind I still couldn't pee. From what I found out later, I actually peed all over the floor and the walls. I also took all of his family's toothbrushes and put them in my pocket. I do not know why. They all went outside to smoke another blunt and I did too. As they were smoking, I wandered away and they found me about an hour later in a neighbor's yard talking to a pine tree. I do not remember why.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=75193

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When I awoke I was STILL tripping. I considered phoning in sick but decided against it, and spent the day at work watching my computer keyboard pulse up and down, and quietly observing a little demon that would appear in patterned objects and dance around. Actually quite an interesting day at work.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=53161

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That night I saw Vietnamese communists hiding in sinks but somehow appearing real size, like as if the whole size-ratio was completely muddled up. It is so hard to explain once sober because things that are not physically possible and cannot happen in real life seem perfectly normal. I remember trying to get out of my house after having an argument with my sofa, banging on the door only to zone back in to me banging on the bedroom wall, on the other side of the house.

www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=71662

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I would think I was making a sandwich from ham and bread only to find myself trying to bite a chunk out of a squashed empty orange juice carton with a set of house keys neatly placed on top.

www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=71662

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I did not at any point think it strange that people would disappear and then reappear in different places and as different people, I never questioned the reality of naked people I had never met asking if they could take a shower. Neither did I question my attempt to restrain a chair that had grown teeth and was attempting to run out of my flat.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=71662

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I somehow managed to believe my mouth was on my forehead, so when I tried to drink a glass of water, It all poured down my face.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=67153

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datura dream

"I found it impossible to separate reality from fantasy."

This is a recurring comment about datura experiences. Unlike other hallucinogens, datura seems to get rid of "the boundary between the dream world and the real world," which is what makes it so insane, hilarious, and dangerous.

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I surprised and probably scared my friends half to death when I suddenly took up the camp machete and went to do glorious battle with the attacking savages. Of this, i have little recollection. I jumped up from my log, grabbed the machette, ran thru the fire and into the treeline, hacking everything in site. My friends literally fled into the woods to get away from me.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=24374

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I would be talking to people I hadn't seen in ages, claiming that we should scratch our way to India from our apartment, smoking invisible cigarettes...constantly. I had a brawl with someone who wasn't there. I'm screaming with bugs crawling out of every orifice whilst Jeckyl plays imaginary guitar. No, not air guitar, imaginary guitar. There's a difference. He got so into it at one point he burst out into tears and yelled, "you're a shitty crowd anyway, fuck you."

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=53423