Searching for that Shangri la

Saffron/Saffy. Plz don't call me saff. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Everything changes.

[hustleinatrap]

watch and memorize

[brutestyle]

…. iconic

[ommanyte]

snail as old as slime

[parksandrex]

Me: *reblogs a post*

Porn Bots:

[arbisol-deactivated20200930]

ON EVERYTHING TOO

[parksandrex]

Post: “My grandma just died”

Bots:

[antifamutant]

Did anyone notice that the bots actually like… Changed. They now know the site is gay, not hetero at all and hetero nsfw bots are… Dying out completely.

[vague-humanoid]

[newtyp]

The B in LGBT stands for Bot

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Lmaooo look at the notes..

[parksandrex]

Porn bots…. Porn bots everywhere.

[devoidofharmony]

@Staff i’m holding you responsible 

[chaewonarchives]

Tumblr staff:

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[sushinfood]

it is absolutely insane that this is cgi

[ashashi-corner]

My profession is amazing????

Like dude that sand alone is stunning

[impossiblerebelblaze]

I love these kinds of videos because they’re super impressive but also the dumbest things and always make me laugh my ass off

[dojacat]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A tribute album to Weird Al that features the actual bands covering their own parody covers.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Other people have it worse” is really a terrible and possibly insulting response to someone who is venting to you

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me to Me: …you don’t have to jerk off just cause you’re bored!

Me Back at Me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

[redline-the-senses]

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

[grumpytrans]

do u ever wonder if 99% of ur followers are either bots or super inactive blogs bc ya boy has a few thousand + nobody is sending asks or talkin to me so……. to the maybe 10 or 11 followers reading this, i love u

[kagero68]

Suave, slow and elegant movements. I can not stop been mesmerized.

[dancinggrimm]

Whoooa!

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

“ tries “ ?

[cerastes]

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

[comfortable-scarecrow]

it’s…called your funny bone…

[themysticdreambouquet-blog]

that gif tho 

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

This is how human anatomy should be taught

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you walk through a door and forget why you went there could be because you discovered an alien and they had to wipe your memory and escape.

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

mike’s complete and utter hatred for walt is what gave me life

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.