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Rowan | 27 | 🇨🇦 | He/Him | I post some interests and ocs, but mostly normal reblogs because im the funniest guy I know | artist for @tazorith Red is @clef-sharp || Eko is @cottoned-candy || Thumper is @soup-s || Shatter is @shattersharp || Milo is @slime-balls

[kadabura]

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A very quick mock-up

[tiktokmuseum]

fake horse adventures

[bogleech]

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

[theproblematicblogger]

REVEAL YOURSELF

[noodles-07]

the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT

[the-haiku-bot]

the way the person

in the back fake kicked at the

gray horse took me OUT

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[calandrinon]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Sure, those are all horses. Don't worry about it.

[l0stvegas]

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

[snow-nose]

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

[enigma-absolute]

[l0stvegas]

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

[gunsandfireandshit]

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

[gothcostco]

From another article i read today 😭

[hustlerose]

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[rincewindthecheese]

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

[lastvalyrian]

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[wagitfag]

[impossiblerebelblaze]

Slow process but I wanna transparent png my entire oddities and trinket collection and put em on a website

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[tf2heritageposts]

i don’t have tiktok and it seems like its only use is making my friends develop an insecurity for breathing wrong or something

[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

[teathattast]

[adjpngs]

(1) oversize coffee mugs storage, (2) triple arch apothecary crystal/trinket shelf, (3) vintage wooden cubby hole wall fixture, (4) vintage display box, (5) githa storage container, (6) wooden trinket display shelf

[lupineshieldmaiden]

misc. pngs;; #33⋆. 𐙚 ̊

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[lupineshieldmaiden]

writing themed pngs request *ੈ✩‧₊˚

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[lilacmo0nrise]

pretty ceramics from pinterest // credit to owners ♡⃛

[solitary-serendipity]

꧁ 𝓣𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓼 ꧂

If you use my dividers please like/reblog ♥︎ Credit isn’t necessary (but preferred and always greatly appreciated ♥︎)