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Rowan | 27 | 🇨🇦 | He/Him | I post some interests and ocs, but mostly normal reblogs because im the funniest guy I know | artist for @tazorith Red is @clef-sharp || Eko is @cottoned-candy || Thumper is @soup-s || Shatter is @shattersharp || Milo is @slime-balls

[kadabura]

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A very quick mock-up

[jvhdb]

Pee your pants fish boy

this was a harrowing ask to read while eating sardines in only my underwear

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[becausedragonage]

Jimothy Fever!

Yesterday, someone on Reddit posted a video of a very strange raccoon - a fellow who seemed to have a condition that gave him a very short spine. This is the boi in question:

Now Seattle, Jimothy's territory, is being overrun by Jimothy fever with more spottings.

And just today, BABY PICTURES WERE UNCOVERED!

This is the most exciting thing in raccoon news since Conrad, the dead raccoon of Toronto.

ETA: Just checked. There's now a Jimothy subreddit with all the latest Jimothy news and fanart.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[yuurei]

spraypainted cursed hamtaro from 3 years ago revisited. and the abandoned factory where hamtaro resides.

[sylviii]

was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

[deimosbreakfrost]

Reblog to make more hot as fuck trans men exist in this world we're in

[the-haiku-bot]

Reblog to make more

hot as fuck trans men exist

in this world we’re in

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[thememedaddy]

[heartpeacenquiet]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like your brain

[tiktokmuseum]

fake horse adventures

[bogleech]

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

[theproblematicblogger]

REVEAL YOURSELF

[noodles-07]

the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT

[the-haiku-bot]

the way the person

in the back fake kicked at the

gray horse took me OUT

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[calandrinon]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Sure, those are all horses. Don't worry about it.

[l0stvegas]

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

[snow-nose]

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

[enigma-absolute]

[l0stvegas]

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

[gunsandfireandshit]

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

[gothcostco]

From another article i read today 😭

[hustlerose]

alt link

[rincewindthecheese]

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

[lastvalyrian]

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now