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"This is crazy. I'm having feelings again, like some fourteen year old kid." Indie Dennis Reynolds RP blog     ♚Selective & Private♚    

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Hey guys, so I'm putting this blog on semi-hiatus until further notice. Unfortunately, while I have the muse to write as Dennis, the sunny roleplay fandom is quite small. Small && close to non-existent. So, until I really have a steady opportunity to interact with other sunny roleplayers, this blog's activity will be going on && off. I'll still be around! Checking my messages && what not. But my activity will be LOW.

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even more fucking text memes!

symbols:

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

send ♋ for a fucking sext

send ► for a fucking wrong person text

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

actual texts:

txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"

txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."

txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."

txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"

txt - "you're a fucking asshole."

txt - "did you fuck him/her?"

txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."

txt - "you fucking infuriate me."

txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"

txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"

txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"

txt - "i want to fuck you."

txt - "fuck right off."

txt - "i'm fucking sorry."

txt - "i won't fucking apologise."

txt - "this is your fucking fault."

txt - "you're fucking beautiful."

txt - "you're fucking ugly."

txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."

txt - "i fucking despise you."

txt - "fuck."

txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."

txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"

txt - "i've been fucking arrested."

txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."

txt - "just fucking shut up already."

txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."

txt - "send me fucking pictures."

txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"

txt - "i want you fucking naked."

txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."

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“Aw, your legs are trembling. Does it feel that good?” (he's probably talking about something entirely nonsexual and being a tease idfk)

Send one or more of the following for my muses reaction! (Smutty)

           Dennis grimaced, his legs sure as HELL were throwing a fit. But mostly cause he had sliced his calf with a bottle opener on accident. && now, this less than COMFORTING gentleman was helping him with the wound. What an eventful day at the bar.

 ❛❛ God dammit, NO, it HURTS.❜❜ He whines, as he curves his spine in with a gasp. ❛❛ NO WAY, you know what you’re doing, just get me my phone from off the counter so I can call a friend. He’ll know just what to do. ❜❜

       @debauchiing

[randommemeshiz]

Send one or more of the following for my muses reaction! (Smutty)

“You’re so cute when your all tied up and needy…..” “I really wanna fuck that cute little ass of yours right now~…” “I really wanna fuck that cute little pussy of yours right now~…” “Open your mouth and get ready to swallow.” “That was such a cute gasp~” “Come on now, be a good little slut and suck/ride masters cock.” “Now, now, i don’t remember giving you permission to cum….”

“As punishment, when we go run errands today, you have to wear a vibrating bullet on low and you better not cum without permission.” “As punishment, after I fill you up, you’ll wear a butterfly plug to keep it all inside while we run errands.” “I wanna fuck you hard, right up against the window.” “Damn, if I’d known how much you liked to be watched I would’ve invited them sooner.” “That’s right, put your chest against the window and spread your legs, arch your back, and beg me to fuck you.” “Aw, your legs are trembling~ does it feel that good?” “Mm~ your so tight~” “Just beg (Name), just beg.” “Y’know I always thought they called you ‘tight ass’ ‘cause you were strict or something, but this is so much better~….” “Damn, your dripping and I’ve barely even touched you. Do I get you that excited?” “I know, but fuck it feels so good, just bare with it a little longer and then there’ll be plenty of cum to lube up this little fuckhole of yours….~” “Ah, ah, bad boy/girl. You came without masters permission! How should I punish you for this, pet?” “See? I told you you’d love my cock~” “See? I told you you’d like my pussy~” “I’ve got you all tied up and blindfolded….what should I do with you? ‘Cause I can think of a lot’ve fun things, mostly fucking you raw, but maybe I should let my friend try you out first?” “You’re so cute with that tiny dick of yours~ it’s much smaller than mine, does that embarrass you?~” “Ive been bragging about you to my friends, so get on your knees and open your mouth so they can try it out for themselves- not all at once, of course.” “Heh. You really do love drinking cum, don’t you?” “I won’t let you up till you lick it all up, pet. The sooner you do as told the sooner you get your reward.” “I think my friend oughtta fuck that cute mouth of yours while I fuck your ass, yeah?” “How about he take your pussy and I take your ass? He can hold you up, it’ll be a grate new experience. What do you say, pet?” “I really wanna watch my friends fuck your holes raw while I fuck your throat until you lose your voice…..”

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WARNING: I’m about to reblog super NSFW asks

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                    Dennis will roll his eyes, && making no effort to acknowledge Dee’s remarks, settles his back against the wagon’s wall. He had momentarily given installing the bar’s ‘new’ app a pause, as he lifts the ‘ipad’ face length && smolders at what APPEARS to be an empty screen. ❛❛ I’m not explaining, shit. I do enough work baby-sitting the both of you as it is, Dee. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ outta be getting back inside of the wagon, cause all this sun really ISN’T doing wonders for my foundation.❜❜ In attempt to appear YOUNGER, Dennis wore a light concealer && blush, hoping it would cover his creeping crows feet and frown lines. Anything to fit in with the ‘teens’ of the new generation, that && he looked more customer friendly than Dee or Frank: both obviously WAY past their prime.

               ❛❛ Frank, make yourself useful && get Dee to help you out. Trust me, it’ll feel like a feather for those BEAR hands of her’s. Work now, explanations later.❜❜ Dennis says with a scoff, before disappearing inside the rear of the truck. Another joke about his sister’s hands that morning && the punchline would begin to lose it’s spark.

@trashxman

[trashxman]

With Dennis being of absolutely no help (in explaining what was going on or helping get this keg into the back), Frank turned his gaze to Deandra. Spreading hands out in a quick motion, Frank presented the keg yet again before him.

           “ Y’gonna put that beer down n’ help me? ”

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                   Oh yeah, it’s gonna be a LONG DAY. Especially if Dennis keeps this up… Dee’s already getting dangerously annoyed && she’d likely have bailed on this ‘FAMILY ADVENTURE’ if she weren’t positive that whatever Mac && Charlie were doing was even STUPIDER than this…. She’ll take a deep breath, then exhale a long, exaggerated groan in response— 

                   “ I DO NOT have bear hands, goddamn !! && do either of you remember that I have a fragile spine ?! Lifting that keg could put me back in that godforsaken back brace !! ” A scowl, she’ll chug the beer she’s drinking && toss the can haphazardly into the street. But that doesn’t mean she’s going to help Frank. No, she’ll move to the back of the wagon && fix her brother with a glare instead. “ Would you just help him so we can get on with this ?! You know what— you’re probably too weak to lift it anyways, I’ll go find Mac… ”

@theg0ldeng0d

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               Dennis will raise a brow, tucking the iPad neatly between his legs as he watches Dee with an expression of dissatisfaction.  ❛❛ God damn, I’m SICK && TIRED, of calling a man weak being thrown around as an insult! What has modern day feminism come to! Plus, you know I’ve always prided myself in my feminine side.❜❜ He’ll pause, smirking as he stands up to face her, the top of her head hovering just inches away from the tip of his nose.

                ❛❛ Hell , I think you might actually be hairier than I, Sweet Dee! Still taking those steroids?” Dennis says, baring his teeth. “ But there’s no need to get Mac, okay? I’ll help just to get Frank && you to shut up already. We’re wasting precious time, && apparently I’m the only one who can get shit done around here.❜❜ With that remark, he’ll lay the BELOVED tablet a top of the driver’s seat as he goes to join his father-in-law outside.

❛❛Alright, what do you need Frank? Let’s get this over with. Just nothing that fucks with the hands too much, I CANNOT afford callouses❜❜

@trashxman 

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bratty bottom af

do I come off as a top or a bottom?

❛❛ I wouldn’t call it bratty, but okay…BOTTOMS up.❜❜

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                    Dennis’ head is buried in her hairs, his eyes shut with uncertainty. Dee smelled faintly of cigarette smoke; ASHY && BITTER, it was not the most girlish of scents; but it was uniquely HER’S. An odor he would always recognize her by, it was a comforting smell. Wisps of blond will tickle the insides of his nose, && baby-blue eyes will watch as her chest RISES && FALLS rapidly.

             He can feel the fabric of his shirt tighten in Dee’s grip, as the crackling sound outside grows louder. Sure, they were safe inside the vicinity of her small apartment, but it had seemed as if only moments ago, they had almost drowned in one ANOTHER’S arms. Dennis was, by many regards, a COWARD, a tad sociopathic- as was most of the gang- he found it difficult to care for the feelings of anyone other than himself.

             Yet the moment that he felt the anxious whir of her breath against his pale forearms, he KNEW, && while comfort had always been the hardest to express, he always found it easier to show his sympathetic side when it came to Dee. So Dennis will slowly allow the fingers on his free hand to rake through his sister’s nappy hairs, as he lulls to her.

            ❛❛ Hey, come on sis. It’s gonna be alright…❜❜Dennis whispers meekly against her shoulder. ❛❛ It’s gonna be okay…❜❜

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                   Dennis follows Mac inside of the building. Surrounded by walls LINED with wooden crosses && draped in white lace, he would have found it easier to appreciate the elegance of Church, if not for the stigma surrounding it. Perhaps it was the lack of religion in their household growing up, but instinct made him wish to DEFILE the sacred frescos of Jesus hovering above his head. It was MOCKING, really. After all, the only GOD he ever believed in was himself. There was no need for worship of a fake deity when one could worship their SELF.

            Charlie, Dee, && Frank follow suit behind him. They had all been hesitant to attend church with Mac, but ever since Mac had gotten FAT; religion had become yet another excuse for his sudden state. && now, the gang sat side by side as they waited for the Sunday sermons to begin.

           Of course, they had all agreed to come with Mac under the pretence of an individualized award. For Dennis, it was to humiliate his ' best friend' && further his controlling grip on Mac's crippling state of feigned heterosexuality. ❛❛ Hey , how many single moms’ do you think show up here && PRAY for child support? Cause I’m thinking this is the perfect oppurtunity to get laid, especially cause I got Jesus’ luck on my side now. ❜❜

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do I come off as a top or a bottom?

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                    Dennis will roll his eyes, && making no effort to acknowledge Dee’s remarks, settles his back against the wagon’s wall. He had momentarily given installing the bar’s ‘new’ app a pause, as he lifts the ‘ipad’ face length && smolders at what APPEARS to be an empty screen. ❛❛ I’m not explaining, shit. I do enough work baby-sitting the both of you as it is, Dee. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ outta be getting back inside of the wagon, cause all this sun really ISN’T doing wonders for my foundation.❜❜ In attempt to appear YOUNGER, Dennis wore a light concealer && blush, hoping it would cover his creeping crows feet and frown lines. Anything to fit in with the ‘teens’ of the new generation, that && he looked more customer friendly than Dee or Frank: both obviously WAY past their prime.

               ❛❛ Frank, make yourself useful && get Dee to help you out. Trust me, it’ll feel like a feather for those BEAR hands of her’s. Work now, explanations later.❜❜ Dennis says with a scoff, before disappearing inside the rear of the truck. Another joke about his sister’s hands that morning && the punchline would begin to lose it’s spark.

@trashxman

[vinegarvic]

honestly this scene is 100% gay

[lesbrarians]

it’s always sunny in philadelphia gifs: macdennis + simulated sex

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✧

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse (although I italicized the ones that ARE FITTING BUT ONLY VAGUELY OR AU DEPENDENT. That && stuff Den is way too scared to admit to himself.)

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

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I was gonna get drafts done but a DD/LG blog followed me???? Now I’m just a tad offended && confused. STAY tf out of my domain, daddy kinks!!!

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                    Dennis eyes will widen as he lets out a whimper through gritted teeth. The force of another body PRESSING against his own, had had him losing his balance, as he attempted to stabilize himself. That is, until he felt the sharp jab of something cold && metal, pressing into his jugular. It was then that he decided it was best not to move, as he allowed his eyes to shift downwards towards the gun at his neck.

           ‘ Fuck ’ he thought to himself. This was the real deal, not some drunk asshole forcing himself onto Dennis. No, this man was a criminal who could easily blow the trigger on his pistol, if he made as much as a peep. The sudden thrill of his situation, sent shivers down Dennis’ spine. If it was anyone else they would have clawed at their captor’s arms && sides, cried or perhaps even fainted from fear. But no, not Dennis: he would submit.

           He was going to give the control away. After all, this man deserved it as he had made such a display. && while Dennis was aware that his life was hanging on a thin thread, his face went hot && red at the thought of his captor making him scream in terror && acceptance. That, && most would be honored to have such a WILLING victim as himself.

             ❛❛ W-what do you want? ❜❜ He’ll choke out against the man’s commands. Dennis still held the brand new iPhone tightly in his dominant hand, pale finger tips brushing over it’s surface lazily. If it was money the guy wanted, Dennis had plentiful, after all, daddy always seemed to have his ass covered when it came to his son-in-laws various NIGHTLY expenditures.

                      No one could refuse to acknowledge the HELPLESSNESS of a mugging victim.

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Wait you RP deedennis now? What's you're opinion of them being in romantic love btw

I’m on mobile rn so excuse the lack of class

But guess what guys!!! Dee & Dennis can’t touch each other or even look in one another’s direction without screaming incest!!!