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ooppo

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

ooppo

tlffanypollard

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

lepreax-deactivated20181220

“my wig!!!”

HER WIG…UH”

fireblenders

are they screaming my wig like the my leg guy from spongebob

eternal-starry

wereralph

thickness-protection-program

lonetravelertheory

boombnuy

magi-gay

And they want people to PAY for this website?

dragongirlsnout

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snuffysbox

to those of y'all waiting for an xKit Rewritten update to fix the UI, this works!

notbecauseofvictories

"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

skelotan

fellas is it just me or has job hunting gotten worse

spicyraeman

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

aoelustious

“he’s a woman to me” “ummm isn’t that kind of misogynistic? are you equating womanhood with submission—”

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me putting a fictional man in a slutty apron and calling him mommy. sorry. i was too busy hand-feeding him strawberries and then writing 12k of emotional devastation and domestic porn. sorry i gendered him like a little fucked up doll in a victorian nursery.

YES. HE’S A WOMAN TO ME. HE’S A HOUSEWIFE. HE’S A HIGH-FEM BRAT. HE’S A PRETTY LITTLE THING WHO GETS RAWED IN THE MOONLIGHT AND MAKES SOFT WHIMPERS AND BAKES BREAD TO COPE. AND I DO NOT CARE IF IT MAKES SENSE.

HE IS MADE OF TROPES. HE IS MADE OF VIBES. HE IS MADE OF GLITTER AND TEARS AND POST-WAR PTSD. HE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS NOT A WOMAN. HE IS A TRAGEDY IN LACE.

you’re talking about “misogyny” like i didn’t just write a fic where he gets folded in half by a feral beast of a love interest and then cries because he’s “too used to not being touched gently.” BABE. THERE IS NO DIGNITY HERE. ONLY CATHARSIS.

your academic thinkpiece cannot survive the heat of my horny little monkey brain. you want to talk about gender roles?? I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A COLLAR. I WANT TO GIVE HIM A GENDERCRISIS VIA DICK. I WANT TO MAKE HIM THE MAID AND THE MUSE AND THE MADONNA.

and also? sometimes i call him a manwhore for getting railed twice in one chapter and still being emotionally unavailable. because HE DESERVES IT. because I SAID SO. because it’s FUNNY and UNHINGED and that’s the POINT.

you are not fixing the world. i am not breaking it. we are both feral rats arguing over a Barbie doll in a trench coat. take your discourse and go. i’ve got work to do. i’m about to make him lactate out of spite.

ex-riddlecats

this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton

#only on tumblr folks

sreppub

sb server stuff… ya girl procrastinates on things

#FAT SUPERMAN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

akanemnon

Parking the goat

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thegalaxyinyoureye

this is legitimately my favorite interaction in the entire game

jazze-bee

happy pride month DELTAJUNE everyboney 🌈

thegalaxyinyoureye

i love fat men

mynowherenothing

led-bloody-zeppelin

aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact

clownkiwi

ritzcuit

my deltarune thoughts; i will make everything about my ship even if it kills me

asgore and rudy sitting next to each other is just so Arghhh. OMG. AND WHEN TORIEL LATER IS TALKING TO RUDY LIKE "your wife-" and he says "Carol." and shes like "...your wife ^_^" like oh my god these grown adults stress me out w their double divorce dramaaaaa GET IT TOGETHER. But i just teeheed. ok sitting next to each other! College Friends

and of course

IVE HAD ENOUGH :(((

thegalaxyinyoureye

WHAT but also TRUEEEEEEE

chivalfairy

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!