the boy with the thorn in his side

hi i'm emmett gallagher and you're fucking stupid bye.

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ozzy-hollister respondeu a sua postagem: raven-nessa respondeu a sua postagem: + DITEEEE!...

that sucks D: when do you get out?

the 22nd, sigh. soooo closeeee :( well, kind of. or maybe that's just wishful thinking U.U are you out already?

raven-nessa respondeu a sua postagem: raven-nessa respondeu a sua postagem: + DITEEEE!...

nooooooo fhfkjaojfaf I SIRIUSLY WANNA SEE IT ;____; omg it looks so funny hahaha

it's sooooo good, and i got overemotional at the end, although during the whole movie i was like 'omg go back to new york already' but at the end i just wanted them to get out omg it's so good haha

[thegallagher-blog]

Don't know much about muggle music,

but Death Cab For Cutie is alright.

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raven-nessa respondeu a sua postagem: +

DITEEEE! how was it?

HI NESSA BBY<3 it was really amazing, i cried during like 90% of the parts and i wanted to punch the villain's face repeatedly with a rock, although i have to admit, she is one badass mofo >.< have you watched it yet?

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omg you have been missing for days o.o

I KNOW OMG i'm sorry, i was at this music festival the last time i went missing so there was no internet there, then i came back and i barely had enough time to use the internet because of testssss, it's not summer for me yet D:

[thegallagher-blog]

Emmett's facts of the day for fucktards.

A snail can sleep for three years. 

All polar bears are left handed. 

Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 

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Emmett's facts of the day for fucktards.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 

Polar bears are left handed. 

[thegallagher-blog]

You are unique and special, just like everyone else.

[chuckie-the-duckie-deactivated2]

I realized that, thank you.

[thegallagher-blog]

Touchy.

[disowned-songbook-blog]

I just woke up

[disowned-songbook-blog]

Hey! The hair is great.

[thegallagher-blog]

You look like a porcupine.

[thegallagher-blog]

You are unique and special, just like everyone else.

[chuckie-the-duckie-deactivated2]

That’s a contradicting statement.

[thegallagher-blog]

It's sarcasm. And irony. And it's also true.

[disowned-songbook-blog]

I just woke up

[thegallagher-blog]

Okay. What's with your hair?

[thegallagher-blog]

You are unique and special, just like everyone else.

[aurie-lia-blog]

Ummm. Thank you?

[thegallagher-blog]

I think you should be pleased that you're unique and special, even if you're just like everybody else.

[thegallagher-blog]

You are unique and special, just like everyone else.

[thegallagher-blog]

Emmett's facts of the day for fucktards.

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

Bubble gum contains rubber.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

Lady Gaga makes $7,072.78 an hour… every hour, on the hour; night and day.

And I just put the last one there to confuse all you purebloods, because I fucking can.

[princess-or-pauper]

The year is almost over cuties,

[princess-or-pauper]

You don’t know them, exactly, what makes you think you know that they’ll never stop?

Why the fuck are we even talking?

[thegallagher-blog]

Shit, girl. You need to calm down.

[princess-or-pauper]

The year is almost over cuties,

[princess-or-pauper]

Hey, I know normal teenagers who have the home life of gods…well maybe they aren’t normal then.

Too happy? Not even, they’re just…arguing lately. It will blow off soon so I’m not too worried… 

[thegallagher-blog]

If you think your parents are going to stop fighting, you need to get your head out of your arse. Not that I would know your parents.

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chuckie-the-duckie respondeu a sua postagem: my boyfriend is so rude. he thinks that...

oh my gosh that sucks so bad :( i’m so sorry!

sigh its ok. it just gets really hard sometimes, you know? 'cuz i think he's gay and he's not telling me and he's just using me to make him look straight... :/

ozzy-hollister respondeu a sua postagem: my boyfriend is so rude. he thinks that...

omg xD harry

yeah, he has a really great style too sigh.

princess-or-pauper respondeu a sua postagem: my boyfriend is so rude. he thinks that...

SCREAMINGGEEMIFRI

#offended