Gonna Explode 💥

21 CW: 280/GW: 350 Just a guy looking to live up to his name sake >:) Grommr: TheExplodingBelly

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[shartingan]

[spaghetti-explosion]

the guy from the bible

[shartingan]

this is actually neji hyuga from naruto.

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

I don’t throw shade I cast eclipses

[assgod]

post so ancient the profile pic faded

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[bellypovs2]

"chicken bake for breakfast 😋"

"three slices of cake for breakfast 😌"

"half a dozen donuts on my way to the office 😍"

"leftover ribs and mac n cheese before work 🥹"

some of y'all are too cute. eating a day's worth of calories before the sun rises. before you form a conscious thought.

[fatty-lit]

It legitimately blows my mind that some people don't find bellies attractive.

They're so cute and adorable and sexy and they're *so* much fun to play with. A big soft ball sticking out front that you can jiggle or rest your head on or squeeze or bounce.

Like there's just so much good stuff about bellies, that I really can't fit it all in one post.

And the best part about them, is if you're treating your partner well, they just get bigger and softer.

[bbencourgr]

Hey, i'm starting to gain after years of denial and finding your blog so helpful :) but wanted to ask about maltodextrin that you mentioned in the gainer shake. Well I tried it yesterday for the first time and I got a headache afterwards. Is this normal? Is it something I should ignore and will get used to? I got a big packet of it so I'm hoping so. Thanks for your great advice x

Glad my blog has been helpful. 👍 As for the headaches, it’s probably the sugar rush or a osmosis/hydration problem. First try adding some more water to whatever you’re using–perhaps 1-3 cups more (8-24oz). You can even just drink a glass of water directly afterward. I’d recommend sipping rather than chugging.

If that doesn’t provide relief, try cutting back on the amount of maltodextrin you do at one time. Perhaps cut it in half and do a second dose later in the day.

Of course, this advice is predicated on my assumption that you’re following what I recommended in my gainer shake blog. I’ve gotten mail from folks who’ve modified what I said rather substantially and experienced either discomfort or disappointing results or both.

[bbencourgr]

Blowing Up Your Fatboy: Gainer Shake Basics

So I know you have your opinions about gainer shakes: what’s best, what’s healthy, what’s stupid, what’s toxic… And yet for all that supposed information, there’s probably at least as much confusion. From decades of bodybuilding and fattening guys, here’s what I’ve discovered about gainer shakes and using them to put over 150 pounds on my fatboy since we got together a few years ago. (And all that blubber looks amazing on his 5'6" frame.)

Guys who’ve followed what I’ve outlined here (both quantity and frequency) have gained 15-20 pounds in a month. In one case, 10lbs in a week for several weeks when combined with an already high-calorie diet.

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[bbencourgr]

Hey man, I'm trying to get my guy to gain about 30 lbs as fast as I can get him to. Honestly shakes with half and half, sugar, peanut butter,and whole milk have been doing the trick (typically twice a day) on top of his regular diet. However, I'm wondering how we can get those calories to stick and stay on his 5'5" frame? Any other tips detailing how I can fatten up a guy quickly would be great! Any tips to fatten up belly/butt are welcome too! Thanks!

See my previous posts on gainer shakes and spot gaining.

[bbencourgr]

Are there any simple exercises you would recommend for gainers and big guys in general besides walking?

Exercise Tip for Gainers

As you point out, walking is good. It’s also the easiest and most practical. Swimming is excellent if you have access to a pool, and it can be done by people at any fitness level. Playing a sport is great if you like that sort of thing. Exercise needn’t be vigorous to be healthful. Consistency is more important than exhausting yourself. For example, moderate exercise 20 minutes a day every day is better than 90 minutes once a week. Also, as I remind many gainers, exercise doesn’t have to be painful, stressful, or boring. Exercise is just your body in motion.

Of course getting a lot of exercise may not be an issue if you already have an active lifestyle. For example, if you live in a walk-able city or college campus and don’t have a car. Even shopping and poking around a mall for an hour is more vigorous than playing a video game on the couch.

Finally, a lot of gainers think they have to go to the gym to lift weights so they can carry extra weight in the future. This is simply untrue. If you want to strengthen your back as your belly gets heavier, then keep doing whatever you’re doing now (bending, walking, lifting, etc.). Your muscles will strengthen gradually as you gradually get heavier. If you are worried about being able to make it up a flight of stairs when you’re 350 lbs., all you have to do is keep climbing stairs as your weight increases. The more you do, the more you can do. Conversely, if it thrills you to one day find yourself exhausted by a flight of stairs, then stay away from stairs and that capacity will diminish.

[bbencourgr]

Hello, i just started gaining 6 Month ago and put on 12 lbs ... Since yesterday i make me in the evening a gainer shake with 500 ml whipping cream, 3 Spoons of regular Sugar and lecithin. But how much lecithin is neccesary that the fat Enters Right away into the fatty Cells?

Know Your Ingredients: Lecithin

Umm…Lecithin? Perhaps you mean maltodextrin, the insulin trigger I mentioned in my post on gainer shake basics? If so, the answer to your question is in that post; just follow the link. If not, let’s talk about lecithin…

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[bbencourgr]

I tried to make a gainer shake following your steps but it comes out nasty and chunky, is that supposed to happen or am I just doing it wrong?

Gainer Shake Updates

Sorry you had a bad experience. Here’s some advice that might help.

Maltodextrin first and foremost is a thickener and emulsifier, so you’re going to have to use a blender, which I think I talk about in the recipe. Also, regular baking cocoa likewise won’t combine with the mixture no matter how hard you beat it with your spoon. Alkalized cocoa (sometimes called Dutch cocoa) will combine more easily, but that won’t help you with the maltodextrin. A blender is key. 

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[bbencourgr]

I’m a fit dude who really loves huge fat guys. Something about seeing a man porked out with blubber, no neck, and soft moobs really gets me going. I’ve been with a lot of fat guys, but I’d like to try force feeding. A couple of guys said they’d be up for it. Any advice? I’ve never done this before.

Notes on Force Feeding

There’s so much to say about feeding of any kind—all the various styles, objectives, techniques, foods, implements–and then this is intensified if we talk about so-called force-feeding. Feeding is best learned in an apprenticeship, the way other BDSM techniques are best learned—even if the technique is simple, light, and fun. Most of us encouragers, however, usually learn by trial and error, which is a great injustice for our fatboys. Yes, feeding can be simple, romantic, and cute, but you can get any normie off the street to feed chocolate-covered strawberries and coo insipidly. That’s not really what most gainers are talking about when they say “I want to be fed,” and certainly not when they say, “I want you to force feed me.”

Feeding for the encourager comes down to only one thing:  Listening.

There are two obstacles to listening…

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[funnier-as-a-feedist]

for the recent anon asking about diabetes there's this great write-up from bbencourgr on managing diabetes as a feedist

https://bbencourgr.tumblr.com/post/133298781205/diabetes-gaining

Post by @bbencourgr

💬 29  🔁 603  ❤️ 2036 · Diabetes & Gaining · or...How to Dance With the Devil and Not Lose a Leg This is an answer to a question I get asked

I have reblogged this before but it's evergreen!!!

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