Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
Lauren Shippen
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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@thegaycorporation
Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today
Suave, slow and elegant movements. I can not stop been mesmerized.
Whoooa!
^ what they said.
The Magnus Effect - When a small amount of spin is added to a dropped object, the object moves forward
P H Y S I C S
I’ve watched this too many times .
ok who gonna go pick that up tho :/
he was passing it to the fish it’s their turn to play
Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”
when he asks if u want his dicc
Gay dudes' tumblrs: pictures of girls with highlights not facing the camera with that one filter, a gay couple cuddling in bed, a love quote, pictures of iced coffee, puppies, foggy landscapes
Their likes: pictures of bootyholes, gifs of guys pissing on each other, BDSM porn from sucksdaddys-dick-tumblr, iggy azalea
Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him
Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA
Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*
Baby boomers: oh….oh no….
Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*
bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
good morning cruel world
Don’t you mean goodbye?
no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’
Russian exorcisms be like
*muttering, turning around*
*GASP… deep exhale*
“Padre satani a spiritus–”
*throws crucifix*
“Go FUCK yourself, please”
Russian exorcisms be like
*muttering, turning around*
*GASP… deep exhale*
“Padre satani a spiritus–”
*throws crucifix*
“Go FUCK yourself, please”
when someone says I’m being over dramatic
No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius
me talking to myself in the back room at work
The most successful pirate in history was a Chinese prostitute. Cheng I Sao had an unbeatable fleet with 80,000 sailors, which was bigger than most countries’ navies, and the government eventually had to give up and offer her a truce. She retired with her loot, opened a gambling house, and later died, peacefully, a 69-year-old grandmother. Source Source 2 Source 3
