*drinks from a beaker on my desk*

this thing does science so hard, you say, "i've never SEEN that much science" and its all "check THIS out" and then BOOM: more science. (please read my pinned before following, thanks)

[thegeekreal]

ABOUT :

Name: Geek

Age: 15

Pronouns: she/her, nym/nymph, bat/bats, 🐾/ 🐾s, and 🦇/🦇s.

Interests: science, music, sam and max, animals, technology, drawing, gaming, warrior cats, mlp, pokemon.

Other: do not call me by my full name if you aren't Sam or Max. quick way to get blocked /srs. i’m also trans and catgender + various sub-catgenders.

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW :

- i am a fictive of the geek from sam & max, i don't like being separated from myself or source.

- i block ANYONE if they even make me slightly uncomfortable.

DO NOT INTERACT IF :

- you fit general DNI criteria, bigot, terf, pro-shipper or anti-anti, you know the drill...

- you reality check people without consent, or intend to reality check me without permission. *

- fakeclaim systems, support r/didcringe, etc...

- intend to start discourse / syscourse

- you kin me

(* this doesn't mean encourage or feed into delusions, especially if they actively harm the person.)

[portal2ismyfavoritegame]

Oh my god look!!!!

(Img idea from @suntraitor lmao)

[dusky-nembrotha0x0]

Sometimes a family can be just a dog, a lagomorph and a human

[surfinthehighway]

Broke: Sam & Max are the Geek’s parents

Woke: The Geek is the only adult in this household and I’m waiting for her to snap

[xxlisagamerxx]

failed experiment

[cinturongazo]

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[deadeyesopened]

having trauma feels so cringe sometimes like ohhhh look at me look at me my mom was mean when I was little and it's going to continue to affect me and all my relationships for the rest of my life. I'm gonna be sick

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[campyvillain]

yooo omg i just found this super cool crown lol. it’s like yellow and has all these rad red crystals on it that kinda look like diamonds who would leave this here. free hat for me ig

[campyvillain]

haha woaaah dude it’s giving me like all these cool ice powers too. fucking AWESOME. best day ever

[campyvillain]

um

[campyvillain]

where is my wife

[memewhore]

[theirmajestythehighcouncil-deac]

@is-the-cat-video-cute This one seems pretty obviously cute, but why is the cat doing that?

[flourishingskeleton]

this is not a situation with an obvious cause! i think it’s possible that the cat is either intrigued by the movement of the keys or this has been designed as a “cat piano” in some way and has some attractant that makes it fun to play with. however, nothing hugely stands out to me!

[sreegs]

ah you can't tip yourself

[schpeelah]

Wow, that’s direct

[songsofwaterandnight]

Love that with other stuff it's like "woopsie the connection did an oopsie doopsie haha" but if you try to send yourself money the app's like

"You're a fucking criminal. 😐"

[catasters]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

people will see a cat rolling on the ground happily and still tag isthecatvideocute

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Excellent Fucking Point My Mutual And Friend

[returntocrab]