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When Halsin Gets Jealous ꨄ︎
the feeling of jealousy catches him off-guard. he hadn’t felt this way for at least last two centuries
hides it well. mostly
says, he doesn’t mind staying at camp. then starts to whittle his ducks just a bit too vigorously
his smile? always warm, but it looses a little of his usual depth when you sit beside someone else by the nightly fire
meditates longer than usual, quietly asking The Oak Father why your attention matters this much to him
committing to the Shadow-Cursed Lands meant a lot to him, but if he’s honest, it did stung that he couldn’t get to know you the way he truly wanted to… (wink, wink)
enjoys it a little too much when you ask him for one more kiss—especially with the whole party watching
would happily take part in all your romantic escapades, and would openly tell you so
every time Astarion flashes you that smug grin and drops a flirty comment, Halsin is more possessive in bed than usual
he doesn’t plan it, doesn’t think now i’ll be rougher, closer, deeper. it just happens
because for all his years, for all the bodies he's held, none have ever reached him the way you do
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short n' sweet
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actually i think that if you were to call halsin beautiful - not handsome, not sexy, beautiful - he would cry
I've been playing alot of harvest moon/stardew recently and was wondering how the companions would react to a tav or durge prefering to settle down for the farming life post game. I know Shadowheart would love it anyway but Astarion would be the type to groan about the summer heat at times.
Btw love your work ❤️
Awh thank you! I freaking love stardew valley, I actually got to the point where I would see things in real life and be like oh i need that for my bundle...
Minthara:
Minthara had agreed to come with you back to your little patch of dirt. That was the first miracle.
The Rite of Blooming
Pairing: Halsin x Tav (female reader) WC: 3,811 Summary: There's a rite of blooming that Halsin feels called to do in the forests surrounding camp. He feels safe with you, secure in the knowledge that you'll keep him safe as he brings fruit to bare in a ritual. Tags: ritual sex, grounding, body worship, female oral, breeding if you squint? NSFW
this is written in a new writing software so sorry if the formatting wound up odd in the cross over (ellipsus, i quite like it actually), and edited by my always lovely and amazing beta @emfirebender! enjoy some Halsin! we sure did :) 💙💚
(Suggestions/pairings/spicy ideas or challenges are welcome!)
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Halsin’s invitation is not spoken lightly.
He says your name as if it belongs in his mouth; deliberate, careful, like a sacred verse recited at the foot of an altar. His voice is low and laced with meaning, but devoid of demand. It’s not a command. It’s a gift, and an exceptional one. “Come with me,” he says, and though his tone is gentle, something ancient stirs beneath the words, rooted and waiting. The air thickens, the soil seems to warm beneath your feet, and every leaf in earshot stills.
Halsin:
Consistently chooses to deal with his feelings on his own instead of with others; if you tell him the Rite of Thorns has completed, he says he needs to go be alone. In the deleted scene where you could collapse his portal, he would have gone off to be alone before leaving the party. He mentions after the Shadow Curse that he'd became fond of lonely nights alone with honey mead.
Laments his lack of peers, stating that his forced leadership role stole away the few the Shadow Curse didn't kill, and even cites this as part of the reason he began to "gild undeserving memories of his youth" and romanticize being a sex slave as he had been before.
Wants a family, but hasn't had one, and seems to think during the main game that his chance his slipped him by due to how much time he spent as Archdruid; also misses his birth family who died years ago.
Is adored and revered by some of the Druids, but hated by just many, seen as weak, ineffectual, and even the cause of them not being able to fight back the goblin armies.
Is blamed by the Tiefling refugees for what happened, or at least associated with their trauma so much that if you control Halsin in act 2 and attempt to speak with them, they refuse to talk to him.
Has had unique traumas that the other tadfools don't always understand, being frustrated at times with his laser-focus on the Shadow Curse, and sometimes not understanding the significance of him saying he won't drink except on very special occasions anymore (despite being very well-meaning when they suggest breaking his dry streak).
Was lonely enough, and not seen for HIMSELF enough, that just journeying with you is something he cites as one of the happiest, if not the happiest, time of his life (the note he sends you in the epilogue if he's left behind in the Shadow-Cursed Lands; his Speak With Dead dialogue if killed by Orin)
Repeatedly relies on you as the player for physical safety (rescue from the goblins, protection from the portal, potentially rescuing from Orin), emotional intimacy whether romantic or platonic, sexual intimacy if the player is interested, and the ability to be himself and be pulled from what he describes as the "fog" that fell over him with the Shadow Curse (which ftr is absolutely a metaphor for depression, almost all of us who have had it will describe it the same way)
Loves you so much if you pursue a relationship and yet doesn't believe for a moment you'd actually want to go with him to his new commune, to the point of treating it like a forgone conclusion that you won't and being completely taken aback when you say of course you're coming; even after living together for six months, he still believes you don't actually want to stay with him forever, and that the instant seeing your old friends reminds you of your adventuring days, you'll want to run off again and leave him behind. (And yet despite this, despite being in agony about it, he STILL comes without hesitation, both because he wants to see his old friends too and because he knows that even if you do decide you want to leave, he has no right to stop you.)
In short: Halsin has been isolated for so much of his life, and is so used to being left behind (willingly or not) that he just doesn't have a framework for a happy long-term relationship, and is unused to being able to rely on others to fulfill his emotions or social needs until he meets you. You aren't just a lover- you're his family, the first person to show him care in a VERY long time.
Like no wonder he loves and needs you so much.
KINKTOBER DAY 4 - BREEDING (Halsin/Reader)
Summary: The Druid wants to claim you as his. You happily oblige.
Author’s Note: I love Halsin so much (if it wasn’t already obvious by how much he appears in my Kinktober list). I’m so excited to write about him more.
Warnings/tags: 18+ MDNI, fem!reader, set during the party at the end of Act 3, yearning, breeding kink, oral sex (f! receiving), missionary position, multiple orgasms, not beta read
Word count: 2k
i wanna make a proper bg3 x parks and rec but this was long enough to be its own post ✌️ pls enjoy
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A high level elf Druid can live up to seven thousand years. If Halsin ever managed to live that long, I think, on his final day, he'd turn into a very grey bear and walk out into the woods, as far as his legs would carry him. Then he'd curl up in the sunniest looking meadow, and just fall asleep.
And when he breathes his last, even the wind goes still for a moment- before an oak tree erupts around his still, ursine form, entombing it in soil and root and bark as it grows, grows, grows in mere hours to the equivalent of a seven thousand year old tree, right at the heart of what's now known as Halsin's Forest.
KINKTOBER DAY 14 - SEX POLLEN (Halsin/Reader)
Summary: There are thousands of species of mushrooms in the Underdark, lots of which you are unfamiliar with. The spores from one has seemingly gotten into your system and Halsin's. The two of you ache for relief.
Author’s Note: I need this man. That’s all.
Warnings/tags: 18+ MDNI, reader has a vagina, no gendered pronouns for reader, sex pollen is its own warning, outdoor sex, marathon sex, slightly feral Halsin, multiple orgasms, not beta read
very pleased with how the bg3 fandom sexualizes men's boobs equally (if not more than) women's boobs. good job team
"Was that a bear joke...?"
Halsin has a crush on you, and it was so painfully obvious to everyone but you.
From the moment he saw you march and kill your way through the goblin camp, swaying your sword to axe through the air with a twist in the hips like it’s nothing, he was smitten. Especially because you decided to help him, while he was in wild shape, not knowing that he was the cave bear behind the iron bars. Yeah, he kept an eye out for you after that.
He remembers when he brushed passed you at the tiefling party. You were talking to Zevlor, listening to his tale with a goblet of wine in your hand and a polite smile on your face. Halsin had been asked to grab a fresh bottle for someone and he ever-so-politely, with delicate fingers, moved your body to the side to grab what he needed from the crates, by the meat of your hips. Mumbling a polite “pardon me” while trying to keep his old mind from wondering too far. And you, oblivious to his mind and ignoring his touch completely as you nodded along to Zevlor’s story. He only needed to grab something, you were in the way, who cares how strong his hands felt or how polite he was about circling around you? Oh, but Halsin’s mind and eyes never truly left you, even after he turned you down that night.
As you made your way through the Underdark, the Mountain Pass, hells, even entering the cursed lands of the Shadow Curse, Halsin couldn’t stop his eyes from drifting over to you. Just the other day, when your group had found a decent place to make camp, everyone was setting up their respective tents and helping others carry the heavier items if needed. You walked through camp with Shadowheart, carry a crate that was filled with some of her items and spare food, laughing at something she said. Halsin found himself distracted by you when you came into his view. Your lower back arching, your hips grinding into the wood of the crate you were carrying, the way your thighs flexed through your camp attire. He was so entranced by you that he bumped into Gale, causing his to spill all his books to the ground.
It wasn’t until after you returned from Moonrise Towers after freeing the tieflings and gnomes imprisoned there, that Halsin realized his little crush was a lot larger than he had originally thought.
You and your crew returned back to camp late that night. Muscles aching, feet dragging, wounds throbbing. You, Gale, Astarion, and Karlach all moaned and groaned as you settled by the campfire Halsin sat maintaining.
Karlach was holding you up, your arm thrown over her shoulder as you limped together. Halsin stood and helped guide you to a nearby log with little effort. Karlach steadied you before standing and rolling her shoulders.
“That warden put up quite a fight,” Karlach said openly.
Halsin nodded. “I can see that. Is everyone alright?”
You groaned and huffed. “Shit, my leg is killing me.”
“Yeah everyone’s fine!” Karlach replied. She patted you on the shoulder, ignoring your dramatic wince. “I think I'm going to hit the hay solider. You want me to go grab Shadowheart for you?”
Before you could answer, Halsin shook his head at Karlach. “Shadowheart is fast asleep by now. Please, I can heal them no problem.”
Karlach’s eyes bounced between Halsin and you, knowingly, before she shot Halsin a wink. “Alrighty then, see you lot tomorrow.” She patted you on the shoulder on last time, mumbling to get some rest, before making her way over to her tent. Astarion and Gale mumbled the goodnight before returning to their tents as well.
It was just you and Halsin remaining, and he could feel his palms grow sweaty at the thought. You pushed yourself up, adjusting into a more comfortable position, with a wince. Halsin was quick to reach out and steady you. You slid off the log, butt in the dirt, back now resting against the log. Leaning back against it, you sighed in relief and closed your eyes.
Halsin licked his lips, quietly shaming himself, before he kneeled down on one knee beside you.
Your hand was pressed into your leg, trying to keep pressure on the deepest area of the cut that travel from your hip down to just above your knee.
Halsin's hand hovered over your wound, his hands glowing yellow as he assessed the wound. You felt the magic from his hand move over your skin, tingling. You opened your eyes and let out a small chuckle.
Halsin's magic stopped. He smiled kindly at you. "What's so funny?"
You smiled at him and adjusted again. "Nothing. Just ticklish, I guess."
Halsin chuckled warmly. "I would never have guessed you were ticklish." He returned to your wound, hand hovering once again, magic pouring over the wound.
You winced at the feeling. The dried blood that covered your skin pulled at the hair on your legs as your wound closed, skin moving to connect again.
You shook your head. "You caught me, my greatest weakness is that I'm ticklish." You set a hand on his bicep, giving it a playful squeeze. "Don't tell anyone, alright?"
Halsin froze at your touch. The warmth from your hand sending shock waves through his entire arm. His magic wavered slightly, before he shook his head and returned his focus to your leg.
"I wouldn't dream of it," he told you before his magic faded away, your wound now closed. "How do you feel?"
You removed your hold from his arm, and he missed it as soon as you did so. He licked his lips as he watched you sit up and flex your leg. You were slow, bringing your leg up to your chest before laying it back down on the ground. You peaked through the torn fabric of your clothes to see the only evidence of the wound was the faintest pink scare. You smiled at Halsin, eyes fluttering as your body finally allowed itself to relax. "Better. Thank you."
Halsin felt his ears flush under your gaze. He looked down at the tear in your pants, avoiding your eyes. "No pain? Discomfort?"
"It aches a little but nothing some sleep and rest can't fix." Your hand returned to his bicep, and you pulled him to sit down next to you against the log. "Seriously, thank you for being here."
Halsin allowed you to pull him over to sit, side now pressed against yours. He could feel the warmth from your body pressed up against him, but thought didn't stop him from getting comfortable. He looked up at you and felt his breath catch. Even though you were covered in dirt, sweat, and blood he thought you looked beautiful. His heart pounded against his chest, and he could only pray that you couldn't hear it.
He patted your thigh with his hand affectionally before allowing it to rest there, just above your knee. "Don't thank me. You did well today, saving everyone from the prison." He looked back down at the opening of your pants. "I only wish you returned unscathed."
You chuckled and placed your hand over his, holding it against you. "It's alright. As long as I have you around, nothing scares me."
Halsin chuckled bashfully at your kind words. "Is that so?"
You nodded, leaning in closer to him, eyes moving slower between blinks. "Yeah, it is."
You smiled at him, small, reserved, only for him. Halsin leaned closer to you, moving his hand out from underneath yours before taking hold of it. His thumb rubbed against your dry knuckles.
"It's good to know I'm not the only one," he spoke softly, watching your eyes flutter once again, trying to stay awake. You placed your head on his shoulder, body finally succumbing to sleep after a long day, soaking in his warmth.
Halsin only grin at you, feeling your hand relax as sleep took you. He slowly brought your hand up to his lips, placing a gentle kiss on one of your knuckles, before letting go. As much as he wanted to stay there with you, to fall asleep under the stars with your in his arms, he knew that your journey in the Shadow Lands were far from over.
You had time.
He cupped your head as he moved to squat next to you. He tucked his arms underneath you before lifting you off the ground effortlessly. In your slumber, you nuzzled your face deeper into his chest. Halsin swears his heart left his body at your movements and was glad you were fast asleep so you couldn't see the blush he knew covered his face.
It's been a long time since Halsin blushed for someone the way he does for you.
He gently took you to your tent, opening the flap with his shoulder and ducking inside to lay you on your bedroll.
He pulled your boots off your swollen feet and removed your weapons, placing them on the ground next to you. He brought your blanket up, tucking it underneath your chin, before he brushed your hair away from your face. His hand lingered on your forehead, watching your eyebrows twitch. He assumed you were dreaming, hopeful that it was something sweet.
Halsin exited your tent with a small smile unable to leave his face. As he walked back to the campfire, he couldn't stop himself from glancing back at your tent over his shoulder. Almost wishing to see your smiling face come out, ready for the day, but knew that would have to wait for that tomorrow.
"Oh dear," a voice stopped him in his tracks. "Looks like our druid has a crush," Astarion teased.
Halsin sighed as he cringed at Astarion's teasing tone.
Astarion chuckled darkly, a goblet in his hand, liquid swirling inside. "It's so obvious my friend. I'm surprised it's taken them so long to notice." He took a sip and sent Halsin a wink.
Halsin chose not to respond to Astarion's teasing and instead retreated to his tent for the evening.
He couldn't stop Astarion's comment from swimming in his mind.
Was it really that obvious?
In Need of a Healer (+18)
Pairing: Halsin x Female Tav
WC: 2200
Summary: You accidentally mix up your mushrooms when trying to make a potion and it goes horribly wrong. Or... not so horribly, in the grand scheme of things?
Content Warnings: SMUT! Huuuge breeding kink, aphrodisiac situation, no bear :( big dick Halsin, unprotected sex, a smidge of dirty talk, maybe a little pregnancy kink Halsin at the end but who knows hes 400 years old, creampies.
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