Alchemist's Shack

Alice, 30F, librarian. I still have a ton to learn and process about myself. THIS IS NOT A WRITING BLOG. I only write what comes to me. Otherwise, you can ask me anything.

[yesornopolls]

Are there any objectively bad pieces of media that you like?

I mean like a book with a bunch of plot holes or a game that's pay to win or wtv

Are there any objectively bad pieces of media that you like?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[witchmarsh]

Romance option?? (no)

Wishlist Witchmarsh on Steam now!

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[doodlemothy]

guys, can we please stop talking about Octavius’ massive honkers?

[caspianluvshimself]

Hm... no

[itscastielsfeatheryass]

Jedtavius Incorrect Quotes Pt.1

Jedediah: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?  Octavius: ICARUS

Jedediah: I'm trash.  Octavius: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?  Jedediah: Jedediah: You smooth motherfucker.  Jedediah: And yes it does.

Jedediah: When do you usually go to sleep?  Octavius: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Jedediah, texting Octavius: I’m a theif.  Octavius: Thief.  Jedediah: Theif.  Octavius: I before E except after C.  Jedediah: Thceif.  Octavius: NO.

Jedediah: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.  Octavius: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*  Jedediah: That one. I want that one.

Jedediah: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.  Octavius: What?  Jedediah: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.  Octavius: So a calzone?  Jedediah: You can’t just name things I dream up.

Jedediah: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.  Octavius: That's because she's a prostitute.

Octavius, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.  Jedediah: Can I go to the bathroom?  Octavius, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

Jedediah: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!  Larry: Oh buddy...  Jedediah, already sobbing: ASK.

Octavius: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.  Jedediah: Bro, relax it was just a dream.  Octavius: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.  Jedediah: You wouldn’t?  Octavius: I mean, unless you want to-

fuck the upload limit omdz

anyway here u go @doodlemothy <3

[heckling-hydrena]

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

[aesfocus]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Tommy Kah

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[redstonedust]

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

[negativesanchez]

[ego-osbourne]

behold Erandur doing some absolute bullshit

[heyhoneyfox]

Deadass would love to train with the Greybeards for like a year that would be so cool

[memeuplift]

[violet-periwinkle]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

THEY RELEASED THE COYOTE VS ACME TRAILER !!!!!

WE WON !!!

[dalishgirlfriend]

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝚄𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚍

[sothasil]

After 18 months of on-and-off work on this task, I've finished concepting our set of lowerclass khajiit furniture for Beyond Skyrim: Elsweyr. This is a fraction of it selected by coolness factor :P

Our Khajiit furniture is designed with the varied morphologies of the Khajiit in mind, their communal nature, and the various parts of their daily life. You can catch a glimpse of the world in the materials used, depictions of wild & domestic animals, tools, spiritual beliefs and what they hang above their mantlepiece as a souvenir.

[i-am-a-fish]

I need to be held for 4 hours but that's my business I don't need to post about that

[llama-sidekick]

I'm at work so I can only hold you on paper

[i-am-a-fish]

oooohjhh I love this so much this is so cute and you are so kind thank you and your art RULES