Alchemist's Shack

Alice, 30F, librarian. I still have a ton to learn and process about myself. THIS IS NOT A WRITING BLOG. I only write what comes to me. Otherwise, you can ask me anything.

[itscastielsfeatheryass]

Night At The Museum Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3

Jedediah , to Octavius: We had a date!  Jedediah : *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Teddy: I have a question.  Attila : Shoot.  Teddy: Is the S or C in scent silent?  Sacagawea: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.  Attila : Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.  Teddy: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.  Sacagawea: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.  Jedediah : Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.  Sacagawea: Jedediah is not allowed to talk anymore.

Teddy: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?  Lancelot: *raises hand*  Ahk: *puts their hand down*

Larry : Where’s Jedediah ?  Ahk: Around.  Larry : Around?  Larry : You don’t have any idea, do you?  Jedediah , dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Ahk: Do you feel any better?  Octavius: I feel much better now that you here with me.  *Jedediah walks in*  Octavius: I feel half better.

Sacagawea: Did you take out Octavius as I requested?  Jedediah : Octavius has been taken out, yes.  Sacagawea: You have my grat-  Jedediah : It was a great restaurant.  Jedediah : We had a romantic candlelit dinner.  Jedediah : Octavius proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

Octavius: Lancelot, I have a question.  Lancelot: What is it, Octavius?  Octavius: What color is an orange?  Lancelot: Octavius, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.

Ahk: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Lancelot finally snaps and commits murder?  Attila : I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

Octavius: Come on, Teddy. Nobody actually believes that Jedediah is in love with me.  Teddy, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Jedediah is helplessly in love with Octavius.  *Everyone raises their hand*  Octavius: Jedediah , put your hand down.

[lil-lemon420]

Extra big thank you to every artist out there that draws Halsin hairy with a dad gut. Yall are single handedly holding up society, yet never given enough credit.

[evilvillain123456789]

The toilet exists for me to use.

[argisthebulwark]

i know erandur recites prayers while eating his partner out. i know it.

[gl00mycarnival]

hmm. f/o hugging you from behind and resting their head on your shoulder/on top of your head/burying their face in your back. f/o nuzzling their face against you like an affectionate cat while they're clinging to you

[bretonalchemist]

Octavius week and he is absent the whole week because Jed has locked him in their bedroom to celebrate appropriately 👀

[barbie-dream-dungeon]

Giant lepidopteran tutorial

Materials, steps, and tips under cut:

Materials:

Large sheet of cardboard

Scissors

Metal wire

Foam clay, paper mache, or air dry clay

A dark permanent marker

Acrylic paints

Hot glue

Fur (optional)

Mod podge or other finish

Hanging bracket

1.

Start with a large sheet of cardboard. Stores like home depot have large moving boxes that come flat like this, perfect for this project.

I use a projector to trace my butterfly, but you can also put tracing paper up to a screen and glue it to your cardboard, or ask your library to let you use their projector.

Make sure to trace not just the outside, but also all of the markings and patterns. Doing the antennae as well and keeping the scrap cardboard will allow you to measure out the right length.

2.

Cut around the outside of your lepidopteran and crease where the wings meet each other and the body. I use my hands, but a ruler can help. After bending your wings into a natural position, make the body and head with your clay of choice, mine is foam clay which is cheap and easy to use.

Blend the sides of the body into the wings just enough to stick, this will hold the pose you've chosen.

Prop up the wings with whatever is around and keep in a safe spot to dry. Mine dries overnight at this size. You can see I've used bottles for mine

3.

Once dry and solidified, the clay holds the wings in place in the way you left them.

Measure your antennae wire a little longer than needed and poke it into the clay. If it doesn't stay, add a little dot of super or hot glue at the base.

Glue a mounting bracket on the back. You can angle this however you like to have your lepidopteran upright, sideways, or even upside down

4.

Paint your sections individually so you don't lose your trace lines. I go in with white first to cover up the print on the cardboard, then put the correct colors over that.

If making a high contrast lep like this, go in with black at the end to clean up your edges.

If adding any fur to the body, get a piece larger than you need and hot glue it on, then trim the backing underneath the fibers with tiny snips, as not to cut the fur itself, and carefully glue the edges of the backing to the body as well

5.

Brush a matte finish like mod podge over your final product. Hold your lep up to where you want it to hang, then mount with a nail

[bug-lovers-island]

Reblogging this again cause I'm getting a lot of people in my notes wanting to make them but not knowing how

[glassrunner]

CYBERPUNK 2077 | Carmel Street

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[jibunbosh]

remember when "don't assume everyone on the internet is a man" used to be like, the most average mildly liberal cisgender feminist opinion. But the moment a trans woman starts complaining about it you get the "listen my guy,"

[libertineangel]

At this point frankly you could fill a book with the list of stances that were considered basic milquetoast liberal feminist essentials fifteen years ago that have been completely abandoned specifically because they conflict with transmisogyny

[theropoda]

there really are only 3 kinds of skyrim mods and its 1) Female NPCs Improvement Overhaul. Converts all female NPCs into having cock destroyer bodily proportions (tagged as lore friendly) 2) 8K Speck of dirt retexture and remodel. Overhaul of a unique speck of dirt found in Hjoldir's Cavern (4GB download) 3) fart thu'um

[scary-friend]

character covered in kiss marks

Yeah- they’re okay, i guess-

[mehblahblah]

You are never too talkative for someone who likes to hear you, you are never too annoying for someone who find your little actions cute, you are never too depressed for someone who knows what you went through, You are never too late for someone who awaits to see you all day, you are never too far for someone who loves you...

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[bretonalchemist]

hormonal, tired and stressed out

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Thinking about a love that insists on sinking teeth and claws into them and holding on with every fiber of your being. Something filled with deep adoration but laced with desperate want as you cling to them fiercely. Lovers whose affection holds an almost frantic need to clutch their beloved tight, to drop anchor in safe harbor and never, ever, ever draw it back up. Lovers whose need for constancy and steadfastness intertwine with a very real and potent affection. I think about it often for characters who have known grief or loss or abandonment, where the intensity of their love becomes something almost violent in its neediness, something fierce to mask the fear underneath. Things have slipped through their fingers before. Please don’t let this be one. Please stay. Please let them make a home here, without fearing what comes next.

[helloeverything123]

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