Halsin loremaster

Sammy (they/them), AKA the autistic enby who writes all the Halsin metas/essays! Certified werebear Halsin believer. (Blog owner is over the age of 21. DNI if under 18. I will block under-18s if you interact).

[autistichalsin]

I predatorjacketed Mr. Krabs!!! 😱

[quiscuit]

The only one who ever asked, my last confidant.

[autistichalsin]

One thing I wished people talked about more with Halsin is how at times, he's... not insecure per se about his size, but definitely has thoughts about other people see/treat him for his size. He mentions people picking fights with him because he's the biggest/strongest. He mentions people looking at him and immediately dismissing his feelings.

How many other things has he had to put up with? Guarantee you his pre-Tav partners rarely if ever called him cute or sweet. Guarantee he was always the center of attention any time he entered a room from a young age. He would have had to get really patient not just because he's an elf, but because when you're big, people treat your anger as scary and will stereotype you as having an anger problem for even the mildest show of irritation.

How much do you want to bet Halsin got picked on growing up, got asked if he was sure he was really an elf? How much do you wanna bet he was told he could never fight back if his cohort picked fights with him because as someone bigger, he had to take into account that he could hurt them a lot easier?

Being unusually big (or unusually small for that matter but obviously that's not relevant here) can be so uncomfortable and I imagine Halsin probably dealt with a lot of that growing up :(

[guiltfactory-moved]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[kelzen]

"i'm surprised you haven't had your fill of me already" BRO "[i'd be] declaring love to the first person i laid eyes on" bwUHH "you strike me as extremely...resourceful" 🫪🫪🫪 "i must not keep you all to myself, as enjoyable as that may be" PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE MEEEEE

[dragonagitator]

Another Jimothy sighting:

[hibernobritonicdrunk]

[4nti-ft4gile]

They call him Jimothy and he's round

[ilovecats4ever]

[autistichalsin]

INCOMING JIMOTHY SPAM

[jjsp34ks]

Jimothy for Disability mascot/icon

Happy disability pride everyone!

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[autistichalsin]

I need to fly to Seattle to find Jimothy RIGHT NOW

[atleasttheresalwayshalsin]

WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T FLY TO SEATLE THAT AIRPORT IS A DUMP

[autistichalsin]

I fly a lot and I actually think Seatac is pretty nice. It is a bit too crowded but they're working on it. It has by far and away the best food selections of any airport I've ever been to. You haven't lived til you've had Beecher's

[atleasttheresalwayshalsin]

Maybe it was the delta terminal but I had the worst experience there. Leaky ceiling, bathrooms reeked of piss and you could smell it ten feet out, couldn’t find an open restaurant to save my life (though it was under construction at the time). I had a layover there that turned into a canceled flight (I don’t think that was the airports fault) and I had to spend the night there and I couldn’t get out of there fast enough let me tell you

[autistichalsin]

When were you there? I last flew through Seatac about two years ago so it is entirely possible it went to shit but when I was there they had the cleanest bathrooms of any airport I ever went to!

[atleasttheresalwayshalsin]

2023, flying in from Anchorage. It just wasn’t a good time, maybe they got their shit together.

Im amending my statement: proceed with caution

[autistichalsin]

I will say it also very much could be the Delta concourse because I usually fly Alaska, who mostly use the C and D concourses and the N satelite terminal. In fact I think I only ever flew a different airline into Seatac once and that was 15 years ago or so.

[autistichalsin]

I need to fly to Seattle to find Jimothy RIGHT NOW

[atleasttheresalwayshalsin]

WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T FLY TO SEATLE THAT AIRPORT IS A DUMP

[autistichalsin]

I fly a lot and I actually think Seatac is pretty nice. It is a bit too crowded but they're working on it. It has by far and away the best food selections of any airport I've ever been to. You haven't lived til you've had Beecher's

[atleasttheresalwayshalsin]

Maybe it was the delta terminal but I had the worst experience there. Leaky ceiling, bathrooms reeked of piss and you could smell it ten feet out, couldn’t find an open restaurant to save my life (though it was under construction at the time). I had a layover there that turned into a canceled flight (I don’t think that was the airports fault) and I had to spend the night there and I couldn’t get out of there fast enough let me tell you

[autistichalsin]

When were you there? I last flew through Seatac about two years ago so it is entirely possible it went to shit but when I was there they had the cleanest bathrooms of any airport I ever went to!

[autistichalsin]

I need to fly to Seattle to find Jimothy RIGHT NOW

[atleasttheresalwayshalsin]

WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T FLY TO SEATLE THAT AIRPORT IS A DUMP

[autistichalsin]

I fly a lot and I actually think Seatac is pretty nice. It is a bit too crowded but they're working on it. It has by far and away the best food selections of any airport I've ever been to. You haven't lived til you've had Beecher's

[autistichalsin]

The only respectable crypto is cryptozoology