it is ı, the méss

*finger-guns anxiously*

[papertownsy]

’WHERE’S ROBERT?!’

[thebookofavenging]

Nooo

Come on marvel don’t hurt the sweet child

[quellary-deactivated20150628]

[kylemus]

Tumblr rule #1: always reblog the creator

[theglamorousmess]

Voters For Trump Ad - SNL

this cracks me up every single time

[ironmess]

what IF the movie ends with a climatic battle scene between peter and mysterio and mysterio mockingly asks him who does he think he is and peter responds “I am Spider Man”

[theglamorousmess]

and then he just fucking dies

[ironmess]

me, a few months ago: do NO ship mysterio with peter. 

me, now: hunky honk climb that thot 

[theglamorousmess]

ı’m so fucking done with this website

[christopher-bryant]

behind every great man is a great woman giving them the strap

[itstheallmother]

[theglamorousmess]

God: I regret creating you.

Klaus: Then get rid of me, pussy.

[theglamorousmess]

my anxiety is acting up and ı’m feeling like a moist hamburger bread

[marvel-lous-things]

13 year old me:

*aggressively headcanons every single favourite character as bi*

*daydreams about kissing girls under the moonlight*

*gay jokes 24/7*

*cries when someone says something even slightly homophobic*

*wishes I wasn’t straight so I could date girls*

*finger guns 24/7*

*gets excited over plaid shirts*

*screams @ f/f couples on TV*

13 year old me: I’m straight

[theglamorousmess]

welp, guess ı’m bi. DAD GUESS WHAT-

[mantis-the-shrimp]

if Catra doesn’t get a redemption arc i swear to fuckin-

[slade-kane]

ARE YOU KIDDING?! Twice! They did that shit Twice!!

[theglamorousmess]

a quality anime

[timelessbian]

so ocean’s eight was ocean’s great but the one thing that stresses me out is that rihanna plays a character in the movie right? which means that she is not rihanna in the oceans verse which means that the oceans verse has been holding met gala after met gala without rihanna serving the most iconic looks every year??? honestly it’s a tragedy like how do they live

[space-ex]

zendaya takes her place

[jam-hearts]

The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

[yeezy-nation]

OMFG

[catchymemes]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[weloveshortvideos]

[gatherthewords]

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

[candiikismet]

Oh my GOOOOOD