The (Shipped) Gold Standard

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[christopher-bryant]

lmaooooooo

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[rontology]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[catdotwav]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So much Red Bull sponsorship...

[christopher-bryant]

Wdym finally????? Have we forgotten the ancient texts????? Does no one remember Ice Princess????

[christopher-bryant]

thinking about how tragically funny and durastically different carter and tate's lives are atm. one is getting laid and dating a crazy hot chick thats like a mini version of his mom, meanwhile tate is once again capping some intruder and getting kidnapped, also once again.

[christopher-bryant]

if "us" means like two people or more, and "i" just means you, then why does sarcophagi mean multiple and sarcophagus mean one?

[christopher-bryant]

two girls pissing call that yurinating

[christopher-bryant]

Bumi: You know what our problem is, Meelo?

Meelo: We're too good looking.

Bumi: Yes but not what I was thinking about. Our problem is that both of our fathers had the weight of preserving and leading the nation of airbenders and its culture on their shoulders and their father aspect fell to the wayside a bit. Its up to us to make sure they don't forget they have us as well.

Meelo: You're right.

Bumi: Now, back to that issue of us being too good looking. People-

Meelo: People know we're too handsome and it causes our genius and other talents to get overlooked. Its a tragedy.

Bumi: You....get out of my head right now. Thats EXACTLY it!

Tenzin: Ugh. Thank the spirits that meeting is over. What are Bumi and Meelo up to?

Kya: Continuing the uncle and nephew tradition of feeding each other's delusions.

Tenzin: Should I be worried?

Kya: For those two? Always.

[daddyfuckedme]

[christopher-bryant]

just had a girl pop her bubble gum against my asshole before she rimmed me. i dont think the emotion has been invented yet to describe how im feeling

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[bookwyrmbran]

or at least until 2041!

[christopher-bryant]

i just want to spend my summer sitting by the pool day drinking with some milfs

[jackmeatington]

[dick-flavored-jellybean]

[christopher-bryant]

oh great i get fuckin glass skin and paper bone joker, but no ash or garrus?!

[christopher-bryant]

5 min into mass effect 2 and i already hate it

[caintooth]

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

[christopher-bryant]

other players were duplicating killstreaks and i had a race against time to make a stealth vest and haul ass to koschie. was going to stay and fight at first but after that first kill i saw the [knife] clan tag and knew i was dealing with aimbotters and wallhackers so i made choice to haul ass

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

For anybody not caught up: Tennessee just passed a new map that pretty much makes it so black neighborhoods have no power in local votes. Two things about this. While protestors were chanting "No Jim Crow", white Tennessee lawmakers were caught laughing on video. On top of this, Representative Justin Pearson and his brother KeShaun Pearson were arrested for trying to give their takes on the matter (which is not only their legal right but literally his job). If you give a shit about black people, help fight this. We can't allow a return to Jim Crow.

[icemankazansky]

Heyyy guess where I live

A local paper had some great photographs, all taken by Nicole Hester:

The day before, Rep. Justin Pearson tries to attend a Senate Committee meeting and is barred access by the Sergeant at Arms.

Lawmakers and protesters link arms as the descend the capitol steps.

Once inside the chamber, Democratic representatives continued to stand together with arms linked.

They continued standing together with arms linked as votes were cast.

Democratic representatives take a group photo protesting the redistricting.

Rep. Justin Jones burns a photo of the Confederate flag with the words, We will not go back.

And stomps the ashes.

KeShaun Pearson being escorted from the building by the Staties.

KeShaun Pearson (left) being taken into custody. Rep. Justin Pearson (right) showing his support of his brother.

Additional information: State lawmakers have been gunning for Pearson and Jones nearly their entire terms. Most notably, in 2023, the House expelled them for participating in a protest at the Capitol. Their districts had to have special elections to have them reinstated.

Pearson is one of the plaintiffs of a lawsuit seeking an injunction against the redistricting.

The city most affected by the redistricting is Memphis, where locals are fighting against xAI's data center, which has been operating with very little oversight and is poisoning the people who live there. Here is a previous post on that with more information and more sources.