The Gnome Hoard

The dumpsite of my fanfics/fanfic ideas | 21 yo | currently a med student | my ask box is always open! |

[thegnomelord]

"Oh! A new visitor! Why do come in."

Hi there, I'm Gnome, he/him, 20yo, and I write stuff, mostly smut. Currently a med student. A proud monsterfucker and european.

"These are all for sale, you're free to browse."

Top male reader, Top GN reader, Sub Male reader, Sub GN reader, NSFW, SFW, CoD MW, Genshin Inpact.

"Oh no no no, I'm a reputable hoarder, I'm not touching that."

Fem Reader, Bottom reader, Scat, Incest, Underage. Minors and Fetishizers DNI

"The neighbors? Yeah, they're a reputable bunch, be sure to visit if you're ever in the area."

@lieutnt - Elijah, @rodolfoparras - Alec, @agoofyannoyancetolaw - Coyote, @bonesnmore - Bone, @clumsydragon - Mhairi, @gazmialmagemela - Embry, @ccreekside - Creek, @pastelclovds, @kingambrosius - Ambrosius.

"Ah, that. You needn't worry, that's just the fish tank. They don't bite... much."

🦈anon, 👑anon, ☕anon, 🪼anon, 🐙anon, 🐡anon, 🦐anon, 🪸anon, 🦦anon, 🦭anon, 🐺anon, 🐋anon, 🐈‍⬛anon, 🪣anon, 🚗anon🦊😺anon, 😈anon, 👾anon, 🦓anon, 🐆anon, 🦠anon, 🪒anon, 📻anon, 🦇anon, 🦀anon, 🥧anon, 🐎anon

"Now then, have you chosen what to buy?"

Masterlist:

Genshin Impact

Beastly Urges

bottom Pantalone X monster top reader

Devotion in Steel

Headcannon how Zhongli, Childe and Dottore would worship a cyberpunk sagau god reader.

Pious Worship

Ask for Dom bottom childe x sub top Cyberpunk SAGAU reader.

COD: MWII

500 Follower special prompt game

Soap has a musk kink

What it says on the tin.

Got Your Tongue

Ghost gives a blowjob for the first time.

Price Does Shibari

No sex just teasing, what it says on the tin.

Missing You

Phone sex with Soap.

A Little Bit of Heaven

FTM Gaz and MReader go on Vacation.

Lending a Hand

You/Soap/Gaz monster Au, Soap goes into rut and heat.

Mages and Monsters

Ask/first idea about mage reader and Bluegiragi monster 141 au.

Patience Is a Virtue

Price comes up with a creative way to punish you, sub top reader. Monster AU.

Hell Has a Basemen Floor (Welcome Home)

Long fic with mage reader and poly TF141 strap in lads

Good Dog

Long fic, you're Makarov's Hound, future poly 141

Tags:

Centerpieces of the Hoard — long fics/headcannonst

Trinkets of the Hoard — short thirsts or ideas I might turn into long fics. The trinkets won't be added to the masterlist.

Gnome's tea break — just ramblings and thoughts

Honorable mentions of the Hoard — recommendations and reblogs

Gnome's prompt game — 500 follower prompt game

Gnome correspondence — answering asks.

[thegnomelord]

is it bad that im still on tumblr even thought I am a guy and pushing my 40s? Or is it one of those things where you’re never too old to do anything?

Sorry, I just wanted to say hi and I love your works!!

Listen, so long as you're not hurting yourself or someone else, you're never too old to do stuff and fuck anyone who says otherwise. Following the mindset of 'oh I'm too X to do something' really chains you down as a person and keeps you from doing stuff you'd otherwise enjoy, so no, you're not too old to be on Tumblr and I'm happy you decided to come to my little corner of Tumblr :Dd

And no need to be sorry dude, I love chatting with anyone who comes into my inbox even if I don't always have the time to do so lol, and thanks for the love!

[rodolfoparras]

GOINF TO CRY WHO IS MAKING THIS DILF INSECURE

[thegnomelord]

MAN I GET ONE (1) DILF IN MY INBOX YALL COMING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF HARPIES SHOO!

Also whoever is making old men feel insecure about stuff like this, just know I'm more than happy to throw hands :)

[thegnomelord]

is it bad that im still on tumblr even thought I am a guy and pushing my 40s? Or is it one of those things where you’re never too old to do anything?

Sorry, I just wanted to say hi and I love your works!!

Listen, so long as you're not hurting yourself or someone else, you're never too old to do stuff and fuck anyone who says otherwise. Following the mindset of 'oh I'm too X to do something' really chains you down as a person and keeps you from doing stuff you'd otherwise enjoy, so no, you're not too old to be on Tumblr and I'm happy you decided to come to my little corner of Tumblr :Dd

And no need to be sorry dude, I love chatting with anyone who comes into my inbox even if I don't always have the time to do so lol, and thanks for the love!

[thegnomelord]

I'll be brutally honest I don't know what type of hybrid he would be but he is mixed with a variety of things like for example fire is what coats his entire body to make him look a little red and then for his organs what it's actually made out of, well it is made out of titanium except a lot more softer but more denser and harder if a human were to try and extract the organ.

Also I would think his species is more closely related to demons except there a subspecies of that hence that's why his features look closely resembling to those creatures.

But yeah he's basically like really old in human years as you seen like the example that I showed you :3

Oooh okay, okay, that's really cool! So he's like a tiefling from DND or something? Not quite demonic but of demonic heritage. oh yeah, he's an old man lol. He kinda looked like he'd be moaning about a bum leg when the weather is bad and complaining about his back lol.

I'm curious why he isn't the captain when he's much older and should have a lot more knowledge/experience than your caribou captain? Or is he just an old man and doesn't want that lol

[thegnomelord]

Medical school especially in America is so ass. Like let me tell you I gotta bust my ass for a certificate that says I can legally treat people. Thank God I'm going to do firefighter paramedic. Dosage calc is going to kill me.

-🛠

Broo I haven't even gotten to the dosage calculations, were just doing basic pharmacology to like learn all the drugs and it's like: here, learn 70 drugs and extensively about what they do, side effects, mechanisms down to the atom, the exam is next week :). Ugh I can't wait to get back into writing after these three hell weeks are done.

But it's probs thousands of times better than what y'all got in the us. Firefighter paramedic sounds dope and a lot more fun tbh.

[thegnomelord]

So this is like a guy that I made and he's like a part of my Canadian special Forces team that is called the Tactical mooses but just to let you know he's also a part of the hybrids AU of Call of Duty but yeah I made him like this because to see both his parts and then also how he looks in general without any clothing as for his story it goes like this

He was originally German he came from Germany before immigrating into Canada, where he would then reside to essentially look for opportunities where he would then go to a university in Toronto, but after doing that he would also accumulate a lot of debts. So he would then be looking for some way to pay off that debt when he would then go into the Canadian military and 10 years later he becomes a part of the Special Forces consisting of five members you already seen the first one which is the Caribou guy that is the captain of the team and then this guy that I'm showing right now he ranks in lieutenant because he is very persistent and shows very much a lot of respect but very much valuable knowledge of Battle affairs and Etc.

I am also not sure of what I should actually call him for his code name so I'm hoping you can actually come up with it like it can be something silly or something like that

Ooooh holy damn he looks so cool!

His face reminds me a lot of demiurge from Overlord, that sorta accountant/advisor look. I'm a little lost on what kind of hybrid he's supposed to be, he's giving me fire fey creature, esp with the hair and colour scheme.

Idk why but the name Agni is popping into my head when I look at him so there's that :Dd.

Also I'm sorry but tactical mooses is such a Canadian thing to have and also how it plays with the captain being a caribou is super smart lol

[thegnomelord]

I'm feeling that medical school grind. So much work just to become a paramedic. Felt thatvpost about doing all the medications to pass the tests. (I anon like one time and then promptly was pulled away by college)

-🛠

Oof man you guys get it even worse than us tbh, but good on you for studying to become one lol. But bro, I got another 2 pharmacy exams left and I wanna Kms there's so much stuff to learn in like a week.

Also hi long time no see lol

[thegnomelord]

Is gnome gay AND European?

Wait-

Yep, I am both gay and European, the jokes write themselves lol

[thegnomelord]

I'm at that point where I'd prepare for a pharmacy test by doing all the drugs.

[thegnomelord]

Med school is so hard but now what I'm imagining is you're preparing for your finals and need to practice on a person and Johnny is more than happy to help you.

No sooner than you close your door he's dropping his pants down to his ankles, rock hard cock springing up to bob against his belly. He's got a real big problem doc, he's been so backed up and don't you see how much pain he's in? Go on, examine him... No, no, maybe you should get on your knees, you know, get up close to really see what the problem is?

[thegnomelord]

So, I recently found your blog and the Cod mages and monsters fic, and first of all, it's one of the best pieces of shit (with love) I've ever read. Seriously, I had to reread each chapter 3 times cuz my dumb ass didn't understand anything because the writings were almost poetic, but that's good, I like to enjoy a chapter again and at the same time understand it better than the last time.

The other thing is that it reminded me a lot of another CoD fic called "Dead man walking" by Night_rain_luv1 in AO3, which if you don't know it, is basically the same plot (without all that monster stuff), bad guy reader is captured by TF141 and forced to join them, although the MC is an original character and not the reader, it is still very good.

Both have a majestic writing that I don't mind rereading 15 more times, although I'm in doubt as to whether that fic will continue to be updated because it has been abandoned since last year and only has 5 chapters.

I'm sorry if you don't like your masterpieces being compared to others, I was just excited to know that my favorite CoD fic isn't the only one with such beauty, and now both of them are my favorite fics because choosing between them is like choosing between my mom and my dad.

I don't even know if you'll read this lol.

Anyway, I think Ifrit and Besomar should be friends ♡

Thanks for the kind words my dude, I do tend to worry if my writing is too complex but I'm glad it's not a problem for y'all lol.

I've never actually heard of the fic you mentioned so I checked it out, it was a bit hard to read BC of how some sentences were written and the author not using paragraph breaks when starting new sentences with different characters, but overall I liked it.

I think Ifrit and Besomar being friends would both be funny and scary

[thegnomelord]

Happy Valentine's day! <3 ❤️❤️❤️

Very very late but happy valentine lol

[thegnomelord]

I feel ya with the school. I'm majoring in Criminal Justice and doing a minor in political science, shit is fun but man those tests are beating me.

Plus I'm in a D&D club that meets Tuesdays and a cosplay/art club that meets Fridays.

-🦆

Oof yeah dude, med school is kinda like that since learning is fun but the tests are absolute dog shit and they piled so much on us right now that I don't have a minute to myself to do anything else but study.

But hey, that DND and cosplay clubs of yours sound fun and I'm glad you have some activity to not be constantly focused on your studies lol

[thegnomelord]

Here is the Finish and I mean four separate versions but this was achievable because I had multiple layers but yes he is a little Material Girl and he likes to dress very feminally but it's just a hobby of his. also he has chest hair because I said why not give him that but yes he is 36 years old and he's a caribou hybrid that recently got out of his yearly business since he shedded all of his antlers because of the Mating Season and since that season has passed he's regrowing some of them back. :3

Also the two on the bottom are basically designs that I did one is price and he's obviously centaur and then there is soap which he is a Doberman type of Beast Man

Oh damn dude this is Awesome! I like Ghost and Soap just casually fucking in the background or whatever they're doing lol and damn I'm a sucker for characters with horns, I can just imagine how cool and scary he'd look when he shreds the soft fuzz on the antlers and it looks like he gored someone lol.

Also price and soap look cool as fuck and I so wanna pet doberman soap lol.

[thegnomelord]

Not single for long brother /j

Hey if you're offering I'm up for anything

[thegnomelord]

Happy valentines day to all

And if you're single, happy early Black Day

(Korean holiday in april lol)

O/

-Lurker

I'm single as a pringle lol so happy black day lol :Dd

[thegnomelord]

GNOME IS ALIVE!!!!

-🦆

I LIVE!

Sorry dudes for being gone, med school is kicking my ass lol