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@thegodofwarfn
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"WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE ME, THE GOD OF WAR?"
This account is ran by the same person as:
@theunseenrebel, @killswitchfn, @thesolesurvivorv111 and @greekunderworldfn.
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#RAISEDSPEAR: IN CHARACTER
#IMISSMYWIFE: SHITPOST
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Heartseeker Aphrodite
MY DARLING WIFE.
I LOVE MY WIFE.
*In front of the shattered remains of the statue stood one lone warrior; Snakepit. He cracked his neck, then stood eagerly waiting his opponent.*
ARES. I hear tales of you gods. Powerful, almighty, unstoppable... all words used to describe your caliber.
Try not to disappoint me.
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?
Ares' voice boomed, the God appearing directly infront of Snakepit. He approached his opponent, drawing his spear.
YOU'D BEST MAKE THIS COUNT, MORTAL. OTHERWISE YOUR HEAD WON'T BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY COLLECTION.
SO YOU'RE MY FATHER'S... SIGNIFICANT OTHER, YES?
ABOUT TIME HE STARTED TAKING A LIKING TOWARDS MEN, I GOT SICK OF GETTING A NEW SIBLING AFTER APOLLO.
@thegodofwarfn
Guess I broke that ritualistic cicle of your father extending the Olympus' member count, eh? Hah!
Well...you may or may not have got just 1 little brother now, wasn't planned, adopted him after he pretty much refused he leave. But i'm sure you've seen worse ever since Apollo.
APOLLO DRIVES ME MAD. AND CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ADOPTION.
The door swings open, as the God of War entered the apartment. Scanning the room, he finds Zeus.
FATHER.
He greets, slightly waving.
*Zeus turned around to the door, setting down his newspaper as he saw his son.* Ares! How have you been, my child?
I HAVE BEEN FINE.
He replied, looking around the apartment.
NEVER KNEW YOU WERE KEEN ON.. DECOR.
How wonderful! I'm glad you've been doing well.
*Zeus laughed, patting the shoulder of Ares.*
Yes, do you like it? Julien bought everything for the interior. It's quite beautiful. It will never compare to Mount Olympus, however.
MOUNT OLYMPUS WAS PERFECT. UNTIL THAT CAT RUINED IT FOR US. AH, NEVERTHELESS, MY BATTLEGROUNDS STILL STAND TALL AND MIGHTY. HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF MY OTHER SIBLINGS?
Ares asked, looking around. Could use a hole in the wall, but if this is what his Father wants, so be it.
Yes, she decided to massacre the beautiful palace with her terrible artwork. What a bother. If we ever get back there, we are going to need to clean it up.
No, I haven't seen any of your siblings yet. I wonder if they're doing well.
I WOULD HOPE SO TOO.
Ares went quiet for a second.
I'M STILL LOOKING FOR THOSE PANDORA GEMS. I KNOW IT'S A WASTE OF TIME, BUT IT COULD BE GOOD FOR RETURNING BACK TO OLYMPUS.
The door swings open, as the God of War entered the apartment. Scanning the room, he finds Zeus.
FATHER.
He greets, slightly waving.
*Zeus turned around to the door, setting down his newspaper as he saw his son.* Ares! How have you been, my child?
I HAVE BEEN FINE.
He replied, looking around the apartment.
NEVER KNEW YOU WERE KEEN ON.. DECOR.
How wonderful! I'm glad you've been doing well.
*Zeus laughed, patting the shoulder of Ares.*
Yes, do you like it? Julien bought everything for the interior. It's quite beautiful. It will never compare to Mount Olympus, however.
MOUNT OLYMPUS WAS PERFECT. UNTIL THAT CAT RUINED IT FOR US. AH, NEVERTHELESS, MY BATTLEGROUNDS STILL STAND TALL AND MIGHTY. HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF MY OTHER SIBLINGS?
Ares asked, looking around. Could use a hole in the wall, but if this is what his Father wants, so be it.
the ops hate me because I'm as sung as a bug in a rug
WHAT IS AN "OP." YOU MORTALS CONFUSE ME.
He Doesn't know
I think "OP" means "Original Poster".
POSTER? AS IN AN ADVERTISEMENT? WHAT IS THIS SLANG YOU MORTALS INSIST ON USING?
The door swings open, as the God of War entered the apartment. Scanning the room, he finds Zeus.
FATHER.
He greets, slightly waving.
*Zeus turned around to the door, setting down his newspaper as he saw his son.* Ares! How have you been, my child?
I HAVE BEEN FINE.
He replied, looking around the apartment.
NEVER KNEW YOU WERE KEEN ON.. DECOR.
The God stood before Jones, glaring down at him. Before his voice boomed, shaking the glass.
SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHOM DETHRONED MY FATHER, ZEUS.
-@thegodofwarfn
*Vengeance raised his eyes looking up at the God*
Lord Ares. Big fan.
*He shrugged*
I wish, your father would have definetely used some vengeance at the time. But I was quite busy and I beilieve he got someone better against him at the time, another Jones snapshot, that isn't me i'm afraid. He's trying to live peacefully now, and he has all the rights to do so don't look for him.
Especially because in the end it's futile. You see there is a snapshot of your father around [@/zeusthelightninggod], so technically he is alive and well like nothing happened. I can send you to him if you wish to see him.
*He reached out in the pocket of his coat, taking out a note with a pen, and scribbling an adress that redirected to an apartment in Utopia City*
TAKE ME TO THIS... DOPPLEGANGER. I SHALL SETTLE THINGS WITH HIM.
The GOD OF WAR approached the Mortal, staring him down. Raising his spear, he pointed it at his chest.
SO IT WAS YOU WHOM DAMAGED MY POSSESSIONS.
He was a sight to behold, his protruding from striking fear into most.
TELL ME, MORTAL, DO YOU GET A KICK FROM DISGRACING SUCH SACRED GROUNDS?
-@thegodofwarfn
[Bones started at the God, jaw dropped. He tilted his sunglasses down a bit to get a better look at the talk man. Eventually he smirked, pushing his sunglasses back up.]
Threatening me? Without taking me out to dinner first?? Ooughh, you have me sold! But uh, who ARE you exactly? As far as I remember, I ain’t stealin from hot guys anymore unless I want all of their attention on me.
The God scoffed, not believing that this mere mortal is unaware of him.
YOU MUST'VE BEEN LIVING UNDERNEATH OLYMPUS MOST OF YOUR SHORT LIFE... I AM ARES, THE GOD OF WAR.
Ares boomed, his voice echoing for miles.
AND YOU'VE DAMAGED MY STRUCTURES.
Oooh, and I think i’d like to damage something else…
[Bones bit his lip, chuckling.] You always that loud, hotshot?? I swear I could hear you a mile away with that voice…
The God just stared at Bones.
I AM ALREADY TAKEN, MORTAL. MY DARLING WIFE, APHRODITE, IS ALL I NEED IN THIS WORLD. YOUR FLATTERY WILL NOT WAVER ME.
He stabbed his spear into the grass, as two Olympian guards spawned next to him.
SWEEP THE AREA. ZEUS WANTS THE REMNANTS OF THE PANDORA GEM.
The GOD OF WAR approached the Mortal, staring him down. Raising his spear, he pointed it at his chest.
SO IT WAS YOU WHOM DAMAGED MY POSSESSIONS.
He was a sight to behold, his protruding from striking fear into most.
TELL ME, MORTAL, DO YOU GET A KICK FROM DISGRACING SUCH SACRED GROUNDS?
-@thegodofwarfn
[Bones started at the God, jaw dropped. He tilted his sunglasses down a bit to get a better look at the talk man. Eventually he smirked, pushing his sunglasses back up.]
Threatening me? Without taking me out to dinner first?? Ooughh, you have me sold! But uh, who ARE you exactly? As far as I remember, I ain’t stealin from hot guys anymore unless I want all of their attention on me.
The God scoffed, not believing that this mere mortal is unaware of him.
YOU MUST'VE BEEN LIVING UNDERNEATH OLYMPUS MOST OF YOUR SHORT LIFE... I AM ARES, THE GOD OF WAR.
Ares boomed, his voice echoing for miles.
AND YOU'VE DAMAGED MY STRUCTURES.
the ops hate me because I'm as sung as a bug in a rug
WHAT IS AN "OP." YOU MORTALS CONFUSE ME.
