Session 24 - Children of Lolth
The 2nd of Calistral
It has been six months since a band of adventurers rose up and defeated the Demoness Vixalial and her undead Warlock King, Krathux the Undying. They had gone their separate ways on their own personal journeys, with the promise that should another threat arise or should one of their party come into danger, they would band together again. This is not that story, nor a tale that features the heroes you’ve come to love. This is a story of new heroes and a new threat that has familiar ties to certain happenings in the world.
In the deep woods of the Tāne Forest, laying hidden for centuries in isolation is the great city of Dubbinsturm, home to the industrious and technologically advanced Gnomes. For the first time in several hundred years it has been opened up to outsiders and trade routes have sprouted forth. It was here that this story began, in a humble, old tavern like many others; and like the start of a bad joke, a Firbolg, a Wood-Elf, and a Tabaxi walk into a Gnomish Tavern. As they are enjoying their food and drink, a renowned trader known as Feliks Trot-Gumble entered the building and boldly proclaimed he was looking for help to escort his caravan north to the the Thorngage Confederacy, the northernmost nation of Ebios. The trio had all accepted the job, and so the caravan had set off, guided by Phillepé the Firbolg, Maude the Wood-Elf, and the Tabaxi known as ‘Branch’.
They had been travelling with little intrusions down the main road that ran from the continent of Qodas down to the kingdom of Tilinyth when up ahead on the road, Maude saw a roadblock. Telling the gnomes to stay back, Phillepé snuck forwards to inspect what he found to be three individuals wrapped in tight web cocoons, one of which was still moving. He called Maude and Branch over and they cut open the moving cocoon to reveal one of their own scouts. Phillepé revealed he had no idea they even had scouts and the scout told him it’s because they just that good at scouting, or at least until now. The scout told them that the fourth scout, Mibo, had been carried off by giant spiders. And at that moment, like a very common ambush trope, they were attacked by three giant wolf spiders.
One spider leapt onto Phillepé, knocking him to the ground as another scurried out of the forest and began chewing on Maude’s leg. The third spider came charging towards Branch, but Branch’s feline agility was faster and he counter-attacked with his glaive for a critical hit. After a few more lucky strikes and parries, Branch slayed his foe just as Phillepé got to his feet.
Maude cast a poison spray into the spider’s face, causing it to back away briefly as Phillepé enchanted some stones and began throwing them at the spider he was fighting. He missed all of the shots. Branch came into Phillepé’s rescue and chopped one of the legs off the spider. As Maude finished off her spider, Branch was knocked unconscious through a venomous bite. As the spider leapt towards Branch for a final kill, Moade ran underneath the spider and sliced it’s abdomen clean open with her scimitar.
Phillipé ran over to Branch to see if he was okay and determined that Branch was sick from the spider venom; Maude concluded that he was indeed sick. After a brief ten minutes, Branch awoke with a heavy, hung-over feeling. Feliks Trot-Gumble caught up to them and asked if they could rescue the captured scout; the party agreed, but decided to take a rest beforehand.
Phillipé decided to scout ahead in the direction the scout was taken and found a large section of forest choked with massive spider webs, ahead there was a faint light like a torch burning. He returned to the caravan and then set off again with Maude and Branch behind him.
After cutting and burning away a trail through the thick webs they found themselves at the entrance to a cave. A single torch burned at the entrance, but the inside was pitch black. Picking up the torch to light the way, Phillipé took three steps into the cave before walking directly into a large, furry grey creature with four arms and ten beady eyes. The chitine growled and attacked with two roughly made, rusty stone knives, but Phillipé was able to dodge in time. As the creature moved past him to attack the others, Phillipé threw the torch at it and set it on fire. The chitine flailed around before dying an agonizingly slow death. They continued into the cave where they found bones of every kind of species. They came to a locked wooden door and smashed it inwards. Inside the room a purple, spider-esque creature stood over a stone altar, holding a strange wand over the very scout they were looking for.
Branch charged towards it but missed his attack, allowing the ettercap to respond with a net of webs that knocked the Tabaxi prone. Phillipé threw some enchanted stones at the creature, but they bounced off as it clicked with glee; they did serve as distraction enough though that Branch was able to break free. The ettercap dodged several other attacks before knocking Moade unconscious. Phillipé aimed his unicorn horn focus and shot it with a radiant flame as Branch came in from behind and stabbed it to death with a rapier.
After saving the scout and healing Moade, they barricaded the two entrances to the room and took a short rest where the scout introduced himself as Mibo Cooperdil. He also revealed that the ettercap was using the wand to change elves into chitines. Phillipé broke the wand in half accidentally as he began to inspect it. Mibo found his longbow and quiver of arrows.
Their rest was interrupted as something began clawing at one of the doors; holding their breath, they waited until it ceased, but the creature only began again at the second door. Deciding to face it head on, Phillipé dragged the bloated ettercap corpse away from the door as Maude and Branch readied to attack. Another chitine broke into the room and was caught in a poison spray as Branch dove in with his rapier. The chitine began waving its duel knives around wildly, slicing a deep gouge across Mibo’s stomach and stabbing Branch through the shoulder. Nonetheless, it was quickly defeated and the group decided to rid the rest of the cave of the creatures.
They explored a little further and came upon a massive chamber filled with wriggling pink cocoons that littered the floor and hung from the ceiling. Maude stabbed a knife into one of the cocoons and millions of tiny spiders burst forth, climbing up her arm and across the floor and walls before disappearing into the hidden crooks of the cave. Disgusted, they burned everything in the room: lighting every single cocoon on fire before they continued on. After that they came to a hallway with webs covering the floor and rising up past their ankles. They lit the floor on fire. Illuminated by the flames, two giant wolf spiders came charging towards them across the ceiling. The first one leapt towards Branch but tripped over its eight legs and fell flat on the ground, Mibo shot the second one in the head with an arrow, but it continued on and successfully leapt onto Phillipé, biting down onto his arm. Maude and Branch dispatched the first spider before it could get off the ground as Phillipé threw the second one to the ground and hammered the arrow further into the creature’s brain, killing it.
Continuing on they came to an area full of sleeping mats and books written in Undercommon, taking a few they continued on to a locked door which they broke through and found a small room with another ettercap and a chitine that was chained to the wall. Mibo shot an arrow at the thing as Maude and Branch charged in towards it. On Branch’s first attack, however, he missed and sliced Maude with a glaive attack. The Ettercap knocked Branch into a wall and bit Maude with enough venom to put her unconscious before running towards Phillipé and Mibo.
Phillipé tried to throw some enchanted stones, and though they did do damage this time, the ettercap was able to knock Mibo to the ground. The ettercap and Phillipé danced in a circle exchanging blows as Branch got readied his weapon. Too late to join the fray, Phillipé was knocked unconscious as well and the ettercap charged towards Branch while screaming in a series of clicks that probably made sense to others of its kind. Mibo crawled to Phillipé and began tending his wounds as Branch prepared to strike. However, as the ettercap drew close, the chitine that was chained to the wall reached out its leg and tripped the creature, allowing Branch to quickly finish it off. Phillipé ran over to Maude, who was on the verge of death due to the venom and prayed to his celestial patron. Raising the unicorn horn above his head, a celestial light illuminated the focus, granting Phillipé a temporary boon that restored his power to heal Maude. They built the best barricade that has ever been built and took a short rest as they discussed what to do with the chitine.
Phillipé awoke with eyes of Rune Keeper and began to translate the books they found. They were a Common/Undercommon For Dummies book; a History of Cats on the Material Realm; a Travel Guide to the Overworld; and book of prayers and hymms to Lolth. Using the translation guide, they were able to discover that the Chitine used to be a Dark Elf, but was transformed into the hideous creature against his will. He asks them to bring his insignia to his Theresa as he cannot bear to live like this. Volunteering rather quickly, Branch says he doesn’t mind killing him to end his misery. He insists that he really doesn’t mind and indeed kills the Dark Elf. Before he was able to inform them of who or wear this Theresa was.
Searching the rest of the room, they found his insignia of rank, a pot of somewhat fresh stew (which Phillipé devoured), and a dried herb that was identified to be Cannabis (everyone cheered.
They left the cave and made their way back to the caravan, which they found to be on fire. Branch and Maude snuck forward to investigate and found several guards dead and all of the gnomes captured in cocoons of webs. Maude shapeshifted into a tiger and began to stalk one of the ettercaps, but as Branch moved out onto the road he tripped and stepped on a very thorny branch. Hopping into sight and swearing quite loudly, all of the ettercaps looked at him in hunger and began charging towards him. This distraction gave Maude enough time to leap on top of one of the creatures and rip both its arms off in a clean motion.
Phillipé came out onto the road and began attacking one of the ettercaps, casting his Armor of Celestia. The radiant light blinded the ettercap, allowing Phillipé to get the upper hand on it. Branch began fighting off two ettercaps at once, but Maude came to his rescue as she pounced onto one of them and bit down hard on its throat. She went to pounce on another of the ettercaps, but it used her momentum against her and she flew into the burning caravan.
Mibo caught up to the group and shot an arrow at the ettercap as it tried to finish off Maude, distracting it enough for Maude to crawl out of the fire. One of the cocoons split open as Feliks cut his way out with a large dagger. Landing on his feet, he broke into a run and finished off the ettercap. Phillipé tried to catapult a flaming torch at the one he was fighting, but it dodged out of the way and retaliated, knocking Phillipé to the ground. As he crawled backwards, he grabbed a stone and enchanted it before launching it right through the ettercap’s skull.
With the battle finished, Feliks thanked the group as they began cutting the gnomes free. The caravan began to move once again, heading to the Thorngage Confederacy of northern Ebios. Bonus Fact: This Session ran for nearly 7 hours straight and consisted of a lot of drinking and smoking of herbs.















