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Preferred Niles over Frasier +9.77

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Said “damn that’s crazy” at least 5 times while listening to someone tell a story -11.24

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Gave passive-aggressive advice to your neighbor about lawn care -4.97

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Referred to yourself as an “influencer” -19.84

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Talked to someone’s dog without talking to them at all -3.73

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I think a Derek has infiltrated this blog...

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Reported someone harrassing cosplayers to con security +24.11

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Gave money to Seaworld -365.29

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Pirated Photoshop -42.18*

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Asked your friend(s) for rides so you wouldn’t have to pay for gas (x30) -11.27

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All point values even slightly pertaining to topics where differing opinions are available will now be redacted from public record.

If you need assistance in other areas that are mentally challenging for you, the Good Place will also help you tie your shoes, count to ten, etc.

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Remained cordial to irritating mall kiosk heckler +43.27

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Submitting a point amount to the Good Place database and simultaneously ignoring the format entirely as well as selecting both positive and negative point tags -98.11

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Liked pineapple on pizza: [error]

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Would having a massive Nutcracker collection have a point value? Mine keeps getting bigger because every year people ask me what I want for Christmas and I always want another Nutcracker, so I usually gain 2-3 nutcrackers each year. By the time I get my own place, I’m gonna need a special room for all my nutcrackers.

DAMN! I hate to say that I’m impressed. Collecting anything resembling a human still costs ya points, so YO ASS STILL GOING TO THE BAD PLACE!

Kinda wanna see that nutcracker room though.

-The Judge

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Managed a tumblr side blog impersonating characters in a popular TV show series -77.91

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Due to someone attempting to murder Janet, all ask and suggestion avenues will be temporarily shut down. Thank you, and don’t forget to smile!

-Alberto Smiles, Good Place Damage Control