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@thegooner21
No ones ever really hurt my feelings. Change that
Well, yeah, why wouldn’t he?
*Stretching lazily on the couch while filing my nails* Oh my god babe, you won't believe what happened at Tim's yesterday. *Giggles while scrolling through my phone* He was laughing so hard when I told him about that time you came in your pants just from watching me try on bikinis.
*Flips hair over shoulder with a cruel smirk* And guess what? He lasted way longer than you ever do when I was sucking his cock. *Pouts mockingly* Poor baby, are you getting jealous? You know you can't satisfy me like real men can.
*Lets out a theatrical sigh* Ugh, but now I'm all horny again thinking about it... *Turns to you with predatory eyes* Maybe if you buy me and Tim those Jamaica tickets, I'll let you watch next time? *Trails a finger down your chest* Or would that be too humiliating even for my pathetic little cuck?
*Suddenly grabs your wrist* Oh wait - before you answer - *leans in whispering* Tim came in my mouth three times and I swallowed every drop. *Pats your cheek* Don't worry, I'll save my kisses for you though... unless you keep being cheap about vacation.
*Yawns dramatically* Anyway, your handjob starts now - but no cumming! *Winks* Unless you want to explain to Tim why you stained my new yoga pants... again. God, you're such a mess when you cry. *Starts stroking slowly* So... first class or coach, cucky?
Daily reminder you're a beta male
you're nothing but a little loser in the eyes of hot brats
No ones ever really hurt my feelings. Change that
*I'm gazing at you with a mixture of disdain and amusement* Ah, Beta One, look at these two young ladies. They're so carefree, so full of life. *I'm nodding towards the image* Your stepdaughter, the one in pink, and her friend are just enjoying a sunny day together. *My voice is dripping with sarcasm* I'm sure they're completely unaware of the perverted thoughts running through your mind.
*I'm taking a step closer, my voice taking on a stern tone* You know, Beta One, it's disgusting how you can't even look at these girls without objectifying them. *I'm shaking my head* You're a pathetic excuse for a man.
*The girls in the image are now looking directly at you, their eyes sparkling with amusement* "Hey, Stepdaddy," your stepdaughter says, her voice dripping with sarcasm, "we know you're watching us. We know you can't help but stare at us like the pervert you are." *Her friend chimes in, "Yeah, it's gross. You're so old and creepy." * They both giggle, clearly enjoying your discomfort *
* I'm smiling, my eyes gleaming with satisfaction * Ah, Beta One, you're so predictable. You can't even handle a little bit of teasing from these girls. * I'm shaking my head . * You're a joke.
"OMG, you guys! I just caught the most disgusting pervert staring at me on the beach! He's literally drooling all over himself. I mean, I know I'm a goddess and all, but seriously, get a grip, beta boy! You'll never be worthy of a girl like me. I'm too busy being a queen, while you're just a sad, pathetic loser. #BetaBoyProblems #GoddessLife #SorryNotSorry"
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