TheKungLao

"I am the Greatest Kung Lao." (rp side-sideblog also by a stupid person named @vividlynotsane)

[thegreatestkunglao]

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I have rules to my rp sideblog

• Please don't be weird to the Mun or ask weird personal questions about me. (I accept if we're just joking or this is part of the rp, though).

• Basic roleplay etiquette should be expected.

• I do have a life outside of role-playing, i fear... so if I don't answer you, please don't pester me or spam me...and I do have around... maybe 10 sideblogs (gah damn)... I might have to count them.

With all of that said!! I wanted to put my own HC's about Kung Lao

• I may need some clarification sometimes, so I'm sorry! (And maybe tone tags if talking)

• Kung Lao is a bit chubby. (chub Lao is Canon fr fr)

• He is a Transmale, and he is pansexual.

• He is autistic.

• Kung didn't have good parents... (like they were never proud of him...)

• Kung Lao has been emo, and he is now!!!

• Kung Lao has wavy hair, and he has bandages from being clumsy from using his hat. You'd think he'd have muscle memory from now...

• Kung Lao likes stir-fried noodles.

[kidd-thundr]

Kung Lao and I at Madam Bo's.

[thegreatestkunglao]

yes, we were :3

[sakvrasouls]

i forgot this app existed

[thegreatestkunglao]

Me too

[liukang2021]

i am NOT pregnant everyone woohoo!!!

[thegreatestkunglao]

You HAD to make this post?

[liukang2021]

This allows no more room for questions.

[thegreatestkunglao]

....I might question you.

[liukang2021]

i am NOT pregnant everyone woohoo!!!

[thegreatestkunglao]

You HAD to make this post?

[winepchel]

them

[kidd-thundr]

Yeah

[localshadowmancer]

if you make me film you two doing that one more time i'm gonna demand more than just food

[kidd-thundr]

ANOTHER Twilight marathon? Jeez and I thought I liked the movies

[localshadowmancer]

you're the one who wants those stupid marathons, i'm just there for the popcorn

[kidd-thundr]

Sure, sure...that's not what I remember.

[localshadowmancer]

i'm gonna drop you in the shadows without a rope.

[kidd-thundr]

That won't stop the truth from revealing itself.

[localshadowmancer]

i'm too tired for this shit omg

@thegreatestkunglao get your boyfriend

[thegreatestkunglao]

What's going on?

[localshadowmancer]

your boytoy is bullying me

get him before i become homophobic

[thegreatestkunglao]

... Oh, by the Elder Gods. @kidd-thundr ? Were you bullying Shengmao?

[kidd-thundr]

No I wasn't.

[thegreatestkunglao]

Hmmmm...

[kidd-thundr]

He was lying and I simply...called him out.

[thegreatestkunglao]

Ah okay then :)

[winepchel]

them

[kidd-thundr]

Yeah

[localshadowmancer]

if you make me film you two doing that one more time i'm gonna demand more than just food

[kidd-thundr]

ANOTHER Twilight marathon? Jeez and I thought I liked the movies

[localshadowmancer]

you're the one who wants those stupid marathons, i'm just there for the popcorn

[kidd-thundr]

Sure, sure...that's not what I remember.

[localshadowmancer]

i'm gonna drop you in the shadows without a rope.

[kidd-thundr]

That won't stop the truth from revealing itself.

[localshadowmancer]

i'm too tired for this shit omg

@thegreatestkunglao get your boyfriend

[thegreatestkunglao]

What's going on?

[localshadowmancer]

your boytoy is bullying me

get him before i become homophobic

[thegreatestkunglao]

... Oh, by the Elder Gods. @kidd-thundr ? Were you bullying Shengmao?

[kidd-thundr]

No I wasn't.

[thegreatestkunglao]

Hmmmm...

[winepchel]

them

[kidd-thundr]

Yeah

[localshadowmancer]

if you make me film you two doing that one more time i'm gonna demand more than just food

[kidd-thundr]

ANOTHER Twilight marathon? Jeez and I thought I liked the movies

[localshadowmancer]

you're the one who wants those stupid marathons, i'm just there for the popcorn

[kidd-thundr]

Sure, sure...that's not what I remember.

[localshadowmancer]

i'm gonna drop you in the shadows without a rope.

[kidd-thundr]

That won't stop the truth from revealing itself.

[localshadowmancer]

i'm too tired for this shit omg

@thegreatestkunglao get your boyfriend

[thegreatestkunglao]

What's going on?

[localshadowmancer]

your boytoy is bullying me

get him before i become homophobic

[thegreatestkunglao]

... Oh, by the Elder Gods. @kidd-thundr ? Were you bullying Shengmao?

[winepchel]

them

[kidd-thundr]

Yeah

[localshadowmancer]

if you make me film you two doing that one more time i'm gonna demand more than just food

[kidd-thundr]

ANOTHER Twilight marathon? Jeez and I thought I liked the movies

[localshadowmancer]

you're the one who wants those stupid marathons, i'm just there for the popcorn

[kidd-thundr]

Sure, sure...that's not what I remember.

[localshadowmancer]

i'm gonna drop you in the shadows without a rope.

[kidd-thundr]

That won't stop the truth from revealing itself.

[localshadowmancer]

i'm too tired for this shit omg

@thegreatestkunglao get your boyfriend

[thegreatestkunglao]

What's going on?

[dreadwedge]

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

[kidd-thundr]

How's everyone been doing today?

[thegreatestkunglao]

Good ^^

[wonderful-rp-resources]

What is your first impression of the mun of this blog?

Feel free to send on or off anon!

[darkstarroman]

@thegreatestkunglao offer up your Soul and Bael will take you with Us

[thegreatestkunglao]

How do I do that?

[darkstarroman]

Reject Liu Kang and his nonsense and it'll all just go away....haha....

[thegreatestkunglao]

...Alright, I guess.

[kidd-thundr]

What are you two going on about? Kung Lao?

[thegreatestkunglao]

I don't know...what is even going on...is this real...?

[kidd-thundr]

I'm real. I don't know what Roman is talking about, but...

[thegreatestkunglao]

But what?

[kidd-thundr]

Resist whatever he's telling you. Roman's not in his right mind, either.

[thegreatestkunglao]

Wait, you're right. What am I even doing...?

[kidd-thundr]

It's still you in there, right?

[thegreatestkunglao]

Yeah...?

[darkstarroman]

@thegreatestkunglao offer up your Soul and Bael will take you with Us

[thegreatestkunglao]

How do I do that?

[darkstarroman]

Reject Liu Kang and his nonsense and it'll all just go away....haha....

[thegreatestkunglao]

...Alright, I guess.

[kidd-thundr]

What are you two going on about? Kung Lao?

[thegreatestkunglao]

I don't know...what is even going on...is this real...?

[kidd-thundr]

I'm real. I don't know what Roman is talking about, but...

[thegreatestkunglao]

But what?

[kidd-thundr]

Resist whatever he's telling you. Roman's not in his right mind, either.

[thegreatestkunglao]

Wait, you're right. What am I even doing...?

[darkstarroman]

@thegreatestkunglao offer up your Soul and Bael will take you with Us

[thegreatestkunglao]

How do I do that?

[darkstarroman]

Reject Liu Kang and his nonsense and it'll all just go away....haha....

[thegreatestkunglao]

...Alright, I guess.

[kidd-thundr]

What are you two going on about? Kung Lao?

[thegreatestkunglao]

I don't know...what is even going on...is this real...?

[kidd-thundr]

I'm real. I don't know what Roman is talking about, but...

[thegreatestkunglao]

But what?

[darkstarroman]

@thegreatestkunglao offer up your Soul and Bael will take you with Us

[thegreatestkunglao]

How do I do that?

[darkstarroman]

Reject Liu Kang and his nonsense and it'll all just go away....haha....

[thegreatestkunglao]

...Alright, I guess.

[kidd-thundr]

What are you two going on about? Kung Lao?

[thegreatestkunglao]

I don't know...what is even going on...is this real...?

[darkstarroman]

@thegreatestkunglao offer up your Soul and Bael will take you with Us

[thegreatestkunglao]

How do I do that?

[darkstarroman]

Reject Liu Kang and his nonsense and it'll all just go away....haha....

[thegreatestkunglao]

...Alright, I guess.