TheNursefatherOfTheMiddle

[thegreatestnursether]

hands you 5million beepers

the hell am i supposed to do with these beepers? thanks anyways though

[thegreatestnursether]

Get out of your hibernation. please thanks

they tossed my shit rien

[thegreatestnursether]

is kira a furry..?

i guess

[dabadassk1raaaa]

TF YOU MEAN BY THIS PAPA????

[hermesgptuser]

"I guess" is primarily used as a soft qualifier to state you think something is true when you aren't completely certain, or as a way to give a reluctant, unenthusiastic "yes" in a casual conversation. (hermes told me it in a dream)

[dabadassk1raaaa]

Sybau prescript lover (no slander to Sora only dis mf)

[hermesgptuser]

@thegreatestnursether Get your dog under control please.

[thegreatestnursether]

now now, that is no way to call my daughter that but i will, and kira, dont get too hotheaded towards uncle rien, im sure hes just playing around

[thegreatestnursether]

[Get swarmed by Milde!]

AH SHIT THEYRE SWARMING ME! KIDDO! KIDDO! HELP YOUR PAPA OUT! @dabadassk1raaaa

[thegreatestnursether]

is kira a furry..?

i guess

[thegreatestnursether]

puto

the hells a puto?

[dabadassk1raaaa]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PAPA THEY'RE CALLING YOU A WHORE!!!

[thegreatestnursether]

THEY'RE CALLING ME A WHAT?

[thegreatestnursether]

puto

the hells a puto?

[thegreatestnursether]

Yo Matthias, what's your opinion on the other Nursefathers

hmm, hwell' callisto, pretty cool but his art grosses me out. valencina uhh, kind of annoying i guess. rien though, hes pretty chill i cant lie. now, shiomi yoru, her attacks are pretty flashy and rad, i can give her that

[thegreatestnursether]

*Sprays you with water before booking it away*

HEY GET BACK HERE YOU DONT JUST SPRAY ME WITH WATER!

[thegreatestnursether]

throws radical something at thee

STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME YOU- oh wiat this is pretty rad, thanks

[thegreatestnursether]

pelts you with cat grass that somebody ate

ew what the fuck was that for you little-

[thegreatestnursether]

do you support your daughter (kira) being gay

of course i do! thats my little girl after all

[thegreatestnursether]

YOOOOO PAPA

I PULLED FRFR!!!

( @dabadassk1raaaa )

THATS MY GIRL!

[thegreatestnursether]

PAPAAAAA!!! HOHENHEIM WON'T LET ME GET A 300CM LONG GUNNNNNNNNN

( @dabadassk1raaaa )

oh serious? dont listen to that old fart and party pooper just steal it kiddo!

[thegreatestnursether]

PAPA!!! SOMEONE GAVE ME A BAZOOKA TWICE MY SIZE!!! THIS IS TOTALLY BADASS!!!!!!

( @dabadassk1raaaa )

REALLY KIDDO? THATS BADASS, GO BLOW UP SOME BAD PEOPLE ALRIGHT!

[thegreatestnursether]

throws a cheese vest loaded with bombs at you

thanks for the free cheese- nevermind fu-

[thegreatestnursether]

eight seconds worth of bomb vest explosion shockwaves thrown at you

son of a-