stardate 7/29
greetings fellow fans and aficionados.
my name is greedo-318. you will be seeing me here often, as i have come here with a purpose. i am here to educate you all.
it has come to my attention that a lot of the "fans" on this forum actually don't know what the hell they're talking about. in the five minutes i've been on this god forsaken website, i have seen some atrocious things.
the first thing i will be addressing is the first issue of major violence. the first issue did NOT come out in 1968, you utter imbeciles. the first comic actually came out some time early 1967, but ownership was transferred to a new company. if the forum user who had this awful take sees this, may zeus smite you.
more on that later.
i guess since you all will be seeing my screen name here often, i should tell you some things about myself.
i am the leader of a well-known club back in my town. we're pretty popular, all of the loser nerds try to claim a spot in our group. they beg all like, "please, please, greedo! i'll do anything!" and i laugh right in their faces. come back when you can name the issue superman started flying, losers.
i'm the secretary of comic books, obviously. if you think you know more than me, you don't. you can test your luck, of course. send me a message and we will see.
send me a pm if you're interested in trading collectibles, or, ask me anything.
greedo-318, signing off.
