The one who shot first.

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[thegreedo318]

OOC FIXED POST 💢

Why, hello there! Welcome to this humble Bill Dickey (comics + pilot) ask/rpblog. it's your chance to TERRIFY this devoted comic book fan for FREE!

+ Pre-Club Ending, keep that in mind.

FURTHER RULES 💢

You must have noticed this isn't even with the main thing because there are little to no rules. NO NSFW and you're safe!

#blackmailingdickey💢 – asks

#captainslog👓 – diary entries

#haveatthee – ramblings

#voicesinyourhead – modpost/oocpost

[thegreedo318]

GREEDO DIDN'T SHOOT FIRST .

Cry louder, I can't hear your COPING from up here!

[thegreedo318]

hiii greedo was the Emma Frost figurine to your expert enjoyment – ✒️

It doesn't look bad, but isn't anything impressive. I mean, I didn't expect anything impressive from you rookies.

[thegreedo318]

Heeyyyyy I’m from school. I sit behind you in math and found your account. I was wondering if I could copy your notes from last week? Thanks Bill no rush :3 -🌼

Are you THAT stupid?

[thegreedo318]

hey, it's the awesome person once again. i have a great mind always coming up with awesome questions for you. do you have as many adoring fans in real life as you do on here? i've gotta know!

(i promise the asks will slow down.)

Pffft. Of course I do! Fans, lackeys, followers, you name it.

[thegreedo318]

Hello im back!! Sorry for the absence. I was a bit caught up in stuff. Anyways, ive missed chatting with you!! What would you say your favorite book is. Comics dont count (but if you wanted to share your fav comic, thats cool too ^_^) - 🌟

The Revenge of The Sith novelization.

[thegreedo318]

pretty defensive for someone who says they're not a fag!!

'Cause I'm not a faggot! That's why I say I'm not. Fuck you, too! FUCK YOU!

[thegreedo318]

happy valenties day, Greedo! Have an in box Emma Frost figurine! (Platonic intentions dont worry) - ✒️

I guess I could accept that, just need a few looks at it first.

[thegreedo318]

Take care of your hair white boy heed my words

You take care of YOUR hair. No WAY I'm balding.

[thegreedo318]

Bill, loml, will you be the Padme to my Anakin this Valentine’s Day?

Pretty please?

No. And never in a million fucking years I'd be Padme.

[thegreedo318]

Sooo are you ready for our ice cream date today??? I bought you something!!! Okay love you babyyyy

I have never even thought about you, ever. Not even ONCE, not even while READING this.

[thegreedo318]

greedo!! I know you don't like music and hate Weezer, but if you had to choose, is there any movie OST you really felt helped the movie? – ✒️🩷

Star Wars OST is obviously the best. As always.

[thegreedo318]

I wanna give you a big stupid kiss on the cheek like your a sad puppy that just watched its mother get put down ya little cutie patootie muah muah muah muah

It's time I set some limits 'cause what the fuck?

[thegreedo318]

hello. i am the same person who called you awesome. do you think i'm awesome? be honest

Guess so. You get some points for recognizing my obvious superiority.

[thegreedo318]

Can i plzzzzzz b ur gf i will buy you MULTIPLE boba fett figures w the head attached mint conditon, MULTIPLE. Plz leech off my allowance money Bill

I don't know where you get your delusions from. I don't need your MULTIPLE stupid fuckin' Boba Fett knock-offs, or however you put it! I already have a TRUE Boba Fett just waiting for me, his owner by right, to get him. And the name's Greedo. Will I have to spell it out for your dumb assed fucks to get it?

[thegreedo318]

My baby boo muffin how are you doing!! I’m your girlfriend remember?? 🥹💗

What the hell is that even about...

[thegreedo318]

so uh Bill how are you after the whole Mandom thing? Like, for real not just silly. – ✒️

Bill this, bill that. I don't know anyone called Bill. Is that an inside joke you guys got? It's starting to grow old. And about the Mandom, they could never make me less of a fan, they failed miserably.