God's Gift to Snowboarding

Name: Griff Simmons Nationality:American Occupation: Professional snowboarder Orientation: Straight Status: Single Age: 22 Height: 5' 10" Weight: 180 lbs. Blood Type: B- Stance: Regular Specialty: Everything, hence "King of the Mountain" [[SSX RP Blog]]

[paxton-some-pants]

It was nice knowing you all

I was chatting with Tane about how much Psymon has changed (appearance-wise) over the years. Long story short Tane asked me what I think of his actual look and I accidently blurted out a really embarrassing answer…

Tane’s laughing so hard and he’s about to tell Psymon.

My life is over. Goodbye.

[pompieshot]

[paxton-some-pants]

I know what you’re thinking… and it’s far worse than that

[flyskybutt]

[paxton-some-pants]

I blurted out…………daddy material

Excuse me while I go bury myself in the snow

[flyskybutt]

Oh my God??? You could’ve said literally anything else and that’s what you chose to say?

[paxton-some-pants]

I never expected something like this to come out of my mouth in the first place

Just so you know: I am very ashamed

[thegriffsimmons]

Really? of all people who would be ‘daddy material’ you said it for Psymon?

He’s like a bear who’s been set on fire then stop dropped and rolled in garbage to put it out.

[blueraspberries]

[thegriffsimmons]

#griff

I'm not your friend. I am nobody's friend.

[butanebodyshots]

GRIFF I NEED YOU TO BLOCK MY EX’S NUMBER AND STOP EXCHANGING EMBARRASSING PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT ME ASAP THANK YOU

LIKE WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO HER

[thegriffsimmons]

[pompieshot]

So since Brooklyn is heading home at the end of this week

He and Nils decided that they would commemorate their stay today.

Skylar’s really not going to be happy when he wakes up from his drunken stupour.

[paxton-some-pants]

Well well then, I’m curious to see the result

[flyskybutt]

It’s not that bad…. He’s more upset that I’m less upset. 

But they hit someone else on the way out…. 

[paxton-some-pants]

GUYS NO WHAT DID YOU DO

STAHP

ABORT

[flyskybutt]

It’s still on the bathroom floor next to mine if you want.

That being said I’ll be gettin a room in another hotel across town if anyone wants to join. I’m not tryna get fire today..

[tyforceone]

The noise that just erupted from Freya’s room wasn’t human. My hair’s only just grown back and I am not prepared to deal with that crisis again. Luckily neither is Nils so I’m safe.

Although I suppose I’d best go let her know that’s Griff’s hair and not mine before she rampages through the house.

Also I wouldn’t bother trying to run. They’re our siblings, asshole is gonna try and fire me and I don’t even work for him.

[thegriffsimmons]

Literally fuck everyone and everything.

When i get back from the barber everyone is fucking fired.

Then I'll rehire everyone.

Just so I can fire you all again.

[paxton-some-pants]

I just got back from grocery shopping and I see 2 Thors fighting in the lodge. I KNOW I shouldn’t have eaten that pizza Eddie gave me last night.

[thegriffsimmons]

No amount of drugs could prepare you for this. The best thing you can do is just sit back and relax and just enjoy Thor yelling at Thor in Norwegian.

[myrollingstonestshirt]

i’ve only been back at the lodge for like 4 days since moving back from LA and i miss it sooooooo much and im glad Mac is done with that stupid show so we don’t have to go back because it was hell and i hardly had any friends and the friends i did make were like celebs who were so responsible and…

[thegriffsimmons]

Oh so you already know Ty and Freya made it here.

[myrollingstonestshirt]

ya’know, it’s amazing, i almost missed hating you.

but here you are.

and i still hate you <3 <3 <3 

[thegriffsimmons]

I'm sorry could you say that again? I couldn't hear you over my staring at your shaved head.

[myrollingstonestshirt]

i’ve only been back at the lodge for like 4 days since moving back from LA and i miss it sooooooo much and im glad Mac is done with that stupid show so we don’t have to go back because it was hell and i hardly had any friends and the friends i did make were like celebs who were so responsible and...

[thegriffsimmons]

Oh so you already know Ty and Freya made it here.

[tyforceone]

Skylar's costume arrived in time

But now Moon is complaining the Black Widow costume Freya lent her doesn’t fit in certain areas.

How does it not fit in certain areas?

[flyskybutt]

Don’t worry, Iron Man is on it!

[tyforceone]

#stand moon and freya next to each other

Freya’s taller?

[thegriffsimmons]

Its a good thing your pretty otherwise i don't think you'd survive.

Like.... How do you have a drivers license? How do pay bills by yourself?

Spoiler Alert: Your girlfriends tits are huge. Like... huge. Like 'You-face-her-tits-then-turn-around-and-you-can-still-see-her-tits' huge. Do you need a physical demonstration?? 

[paxton-some-pants]

Griffin looks great dressed up as a sellout

I’m not sorry for once. I guess it’s a subtle way to get back at him for that one time he punched me in the face. Not to mention he looks cute with two-toned hair tbh

[thegriffsimmons]

[pompieshot]

Vandal paints penis on £1.5 million Bugatti Veyron

Amateur psychologist at work

So Ty was forced to go on a marketing trip with Griff.

I am assuming it hasn’t gone well.

[thegriffsimmons]

We’ll see how funny it its when Ty gets his next paycheck with the rest of this years pay with a giant penis spray painted on it rendering it useless because fuck him thats why.

[pompieshot]

You realise he’s sexting me while you’re sharing a room right?

[thegriffsimmons]

I hate the both of you.

He can sext you from the hallway now. I took his key card away.

[pompieshot]

Vandal paints penis on £1.5 million Bugatti Veyron

Amateur psychologist at work

So Ty was forced to go on a marketing trip with Griff.

I am assuming it hasn’t gone well.

[thegriffsimmons]

We'll see how funny it its when Ty gets his next paycheck with the rest of this years pay with a giant penis spray painted on it rendering it useless because fuck him thats why.

[ssx-tastic]

SSX 2012 Griff Simmons wallpapers

[real-tweets]

[thyartisdisney]

LABRATHOR

[tyforceone]

Awwwww yeaaaahhhhh

[thegriffsimmons]

Is this one of the nudes you sent to Freya?

[myrollingstonestshirt]

still trying to figure out how sorian got all the guys to line up and do a dick comparison last night

i have so many questions.

but first

how did eddie beat sky?????

[tyforceone]

I feel lied too, Mac told me his dick was normal sized…

[butanebodyshots]

Eddie frightens ME. That should tell you something.

…this is usually when I’d throw in some smartass comment about wanting to blow him but no I’m legitimately concerned D:

[thegriffsimmons]

What the fuck?? 

idk why i even bother locking doors in this fucking place anymore. 

Everyones fired....

And if Sorian won't touch it... may God have mercy on the next soul that ends up in Eddies bed...

[butanebodyshots]

Eve and Mac are picking on me for watching Jersey Shore and I just think it’s really mean to talk about somebody’s religion like that :(

[thegriffsimmons]

You should probably stop crying into your mimosa's everytime the alpha oompa loompa pack leader gets arrested.

[myrollingstonestshirt]

so………i…

i……..

found………………………………

………i found sky’s porn blog.

wow.

[flyskybutt]

[pompieshot]

And when Ty accidently got her to come and pick you up for a movie you refused and hid in Vaal’s car…

[flyskybutt]

Because I’m not...

[thegriffsimmons]

Ask your girlfriend, she has first hand experience so I hear. >:)