What'd you do with my Rollingstones T-shirt...?

Name: Evette Shephard Nationality: American Occupation: Pro Choreographer & Pro boarder Orientation: Straight Status: Single-ish Age: 23 Height: 5'3" Weight: 120 lbs Blood type: AB Stance: Regular Specialty: Tricks [ssx RP blog]

[myrollingstonestshirt]

i’ve only been back at the lodge for like 4 days since moving back from LA and i miss it sooooooo much and im glad Mac is done with that stupid show so we don’t have to go back because it was hell and i hardly had any friends and the friends i did make were like celebs who were so responsible and…

[thegriffsimmons]

Oh so you already know Ty and Freya made it here.

[myrollingstonestshirt]

ya'know, it's amazing, i almost missed hating you.

but here you are.

and i still hate you <3 <3 <3 

[myrollingstonestshirt]

i've only been back at the lodge for like 4 days since moving back from LA and i miss it sooooooo much and im glad Mac is done with that stupid show so we don't have to go back because it was hell and i hardly had any friends and the friends i did make were like celebs who were so responsible and tried to maintain a high maintenance image all the time and it was just a bad experience and it wasn't fun because their idea of partying was doing drugs and looking a hot mess and dodging cameras and like

i belong in the mountains.

in the snow.

surrounded by complete and total morons. 

[tyforceone]

Skylar's costume arrived in time

But now Moon is complaining the Black Widow costume Freya lent her doesn’t fit in certain areas.

How does it not fit in certain areas?

[flyskybutt]

Don’t worry, Iron Man is on it!

[tyforceone]

#stand moon and freya next to each other

Freya’s taller?

[myrollingstonestshirt]

this is the perfect time to tell you guys that i shaved the sides of my head, im very committed to my mohawk storm costume. 

[myrollingstonestshirt]

living in LA is boring and i am clearly ready to snowboard. I will be so glad when Mac is done filming this TV show. 

i actually miss the lodge. 

[myrollingstonestshirt]

to cope with ty's hair cut freya bought a bunny and now she pays more attention to the bunny than anything else which is weird because she literally let the lodge kitchen catch on fire when she was boiling water for tea and ty has been clinging to mac which is also funny because I HAVEN'T GOTTEN DICK IN LIKE 3 DAYS BECAUSE TY IS ALWAYS THERE. 

[paxton-some-pants]

Griff and I are watching the World Cup AND made a bet: if USA loses he has to prance all week with a Belgian Flag around his neck yelling ”I LOVE BELGIUM MORE THAN THE USA” everytime I cross him. Otherwise he has to buy you all booze. Thank me later.

[pompieshot]

Well he’s overconfident about everything else. Why not football?

[paxton-some-pants]

We’ll see ‘bout that a few minutes later ;)

[myrollingstonestshirt]

well no need to buy booze for the party this weekend :D 

[myrollingstonestshirt]

ok so ty got bubble gum stuck in his hair and we had to do an emergency hair cut right before the scheduled photoshoot and the results 

[paxton-some-pants]

Next time I’ll let you cut my hair. Or curl it. Or braid it. 

[tyforceone]

Freya is still drinking away her sorrows. Everytime she sees me she bursts into tears again and pours another glass of wine.

She’s gone through five bottles today. I don’t have the heart to take it off her.

[myrollingstonestshirt]

yeaaah she took it harder than i thought, this last time she got this depressed was when those shoes she wanted went on sale and sold out. the grieving process was at least a week i think. 

the next step in her grieving process will be denial.

but we can always get your extensions until your hair grows back tho in like a month tho? 

[myrollingstonestshirt]

ok so ty got bubble gum stuck in his hair and we had to do an emergency hair cut right before the scheduled photoshoot and the results 

[pompieshot]

Eddie was arrested for toking up in Macdonalds on a trip out with Mac while they had the munchies.

Mac then had Griff arrested by leaving Eddie there and running out of the door screaming “You’ll never catch Griff Simmons” at the top of his lungs.

Nils invited himself over and I spent all night…

[flyskybutt]

I want nothing to do with my sister and her “business”. Last thing I need is her finding that blog (that ive decided to embrace since everyone now knows about it) and trying to make money off of me.

And Mac totally stole my alias.

[paxton-some-pants]

The usual business here around, I see. Thank goodness I’m still in Alaska for interviews ‘till Tuesday.

[myrollingstonestshirt]

but can someone explain why sorian was half naked on the roof handcuffed to a toilet seat? 

i still have so many questions. 

[wvnderlst]

[butanebodyshots]

if tumblr put me on your dashes with its stupid recommendations feature you’re welcome

[myrollingstonestshirt]

put on some pants im really tired of seeing your balls at the other end of the couch. 

[myrollingstonestshirt]

day 3

we're still having nightmares about eddie's enlarged penis.

no one hasn't slept. we've marathoned all 11 seasons of golden girls, watched the whole harry potter series and now we're watching game of thrones. 

anyone who falls asleep for at least 5 minutes wakes up screaming. 

freya has attempted to kill sorian at least 4 times. 

no one has had sex. 

when eddie walks into the lobby, everyone slides to the corner in horror. 

the pizza guy now checks on us periodically to make sure we're ok.

[myrollingstonestshirt]

still trying to figure out how sorian got all the guys to line up and do a dick comparison last night

i have so many questions. 

but first

how did eddie beat sky?????

[myrollingstonestshirt]

so.........i...

i........

found....................................

.........i found sky's porn blog. 

wow. 

[visually-enjoyable]

[myrollingstonestshirt]

remember when Eddie was on American Ninja Warrior...? 

[butanebodyshots]

I want a boyfriend.

I want someone who will cuddle and watch trashy reality shows and share cheap liquor with me after hours of raunchy sex.

Except, like, I want him to not freak out if he were to find me, say, on top of his sister.

uuuuuuugh.

[thesolarflare]

Why want when you know I’m always just a room away~

[butanebodyshots]

That’s…very tempting actually

[myrollingstonestshirt]

oh no. no no. no. no. no. 

sean's room is right behind ours. our bed is right against the wall to his room, can we not. not tonight please. 

[tyforceone]

But someone, is laid out in the lodge living room, which is now covered in red flower petals, stretched across the couch, completely naked, winking suggestively at anyone with the misfortune to walk in accidentally.

I’m just warning you all to avoid the…

[paxton-some-pants]

Can we please just all enjoy each others company and spread the love for once? Besides, we have an important Birthday to celebrate. Pretty please?

[butanebodyshots]

I AM Skylar’s present, let’s be real. :D

Also Griff didn’t complain when I showed up to his room wearing only one of his obnoxious USA hoodies a few weeks ago so I’m not sure what the difference is~

[myrollingstonestshirt]

well it could be worst it could be eddie.

i mean we’ve all seen sorian naked before. and by before i mean daily. but i will say that the spread eagle position was a bit too much for me.