That one guy

24, I did a thing once, Bi Bi Bi Bi Bi

[infinitelilith]

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[blessedchaosgod]

these are the real traditions

[ruinedchildhood]

Getting older is realizing why Peter Parker really took his mask off😳

[classichorrorblog]

Kurt Russell in The Thing (1982)

[nohoperadio]

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[helloscully]

Why is no one in this town normal

[proseccoprosecutor]

Only on tumblr does a near 40 year old cold case finally get solved because an X-Files shitposter found the body of the murderer stuck inside the mascot costume it used to kill people in at their workplace and started sharing pictures of him like he was the beloved company pet. Webbed site

[gaypussinboobs]

[proseccoprosecutor]

The funniest part is I genuinely don’t think they know and no one seems to have told them. I assumed it would be all over the news

[helloscully]

Hi!! Um. WHAT

[helloscully]

okay but did you hose him down

the pre-recorded screaming audio they put on this thing is so realistic. I legit felt bad for him

[helloscully]

CAN Y’ALL STOP

[bobiebots]

Okay so I was tagged by a couple people to see this first and I didn't believe them at first but oh my god.

OP, that's an authentic Bonnie Springlock suit, probably one of the only ones in existence. They're basically an animatronic that doubles as a mascot costume. There were like 5 models made total and they were all discontinued bc at least 3 people on record (including a child) died due to their technical malfunctions. You can tell they're real bc of the wire placing in this pic. One of my professors from the UEU (Utah Engineering Union) told me about the lawsuits they caused.

There's very little info on this outside of word of mouth, but these things are super dangerous. I really hope you're right about the blood just being spooky décor, because Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups and it's not impossible that there's actually a body in there.

[helloscully]

w

what

[helloscully]

there's no fucking way. that can't be why he smells so bad. there's no way he'd be functional. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh

[lmaonade]

your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

[tollhousecookie]

DOES ANYONE HAVW THE PICTURE THATVLOOKS LIKE THIS

[appleseason]

here you go boss

[papayajuan2019]

blood test came back i'm full of blood

[tarilaran]

❕A really frog would like to know your location

[astrariums-archived]

[saywhat-politics]

[diamondnokouzai]

enkidu. enkidu.

they do not know you

as i knew you.

[diamondnokouzai]

cmon.

[depsidase]

[varliona]

Love him sm