Isaiah

[snorlaxatives]

horror as a genre peaked with courage the cowardly dog… and this isn’t even hyperbolic or supposed to be funny it’s genuinely the scariest fucking thing that’s ever been created i’m still traumatized 

[gaywrites]

October is LGBTQ History Month.

Because of generations of activists who came before us, we have made incredible strides toward justice.

Because of unconscionable hate in the White House and beyond, we have so much farther to go.

Because of brilliant, dedicated people fighting all over the world for what’s right, we will get there.

[ankleblister]

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[coutureisbeyond]

[beynons]

ASFKJLJHFDHDK

[enterheavenalive]

STOP

[50starsand13bars-deactivated201]

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

[jesscaasqueaks]

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

[heartbreakes]

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

[clarknokent]

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

[threesideddream]

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

[thisiswhiteculture]

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

[hashtagloveloses]

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

[didntfitthenarrative]

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

[mixedapocalyptic]

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

[calendrierroi]

The last one tho .^^^

[thesoftghetto]

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

[marqweabyss]

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

[bytdwd-deactivated20160724]

Lmfao

[anomaly1]

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

[maxvista-deactivated20161110]

The “without me?” outfit

[reverseracism]

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

[joshs-friend-tyler]

The “u got kik” outfit

[dahli-uh]

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

“lana isnt musically talented” explain this

[goth-aunt]

Omfg

[slangtasy]

she did THAT

[tupacabra]

oh wow

[internetbf-deactivated20211102]

[surprisebitch]

BEATHOVEN WHO??

[lindsayslohan]

“Beethoven is dead, Mozart is dead, Chaikovski is dead… But I’m still standing.”

— Lana Del Rey

[historyandmemes]

[mediamattersforamerica]

Climate change is not that complicated! (h/t)

[tha--snazzle]

also!!! just because i don’t understand something well enough to explain it in sparkling detail doesn’t mean it isn’t real!!! THATS WHY THEY INVENTED SCIENTISTS

[thehoppingdead]

mom: can you do this chore for me?

me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*

mom: *does it for you*

mom: why can't you ever be responsible

[quelana]

[stability]

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

[hotboyproblems]

its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

[goldnpoc]

BRUH!!!!!! LOVE IT