[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[gonzocoded]

have you guys ever seen the lord of the rings

[gay-pippin]

no whats it about

[gonzocoded]

gay love

[gay-pippin]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[sallythatgurl6444]

[poopjournalist]

[morrigan-disapproves]

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

[escuerzoresucitado]

[foone]

Friendly reminder that Popeye is bigender, because their gender is "amphibious".

And when the official Popeye Twitter account was asked what Popeye's pronouns were, Popeye answered:

I ain't use pronouns on account o' all me nouns are amateurs!

Popeye is a non-binary icon, and that's a fact.

[holedyke]

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....

[important-cat-pics]

[grootficguy]

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

[anarchautistic]

[dailycatsblog]

[natalieironside]

A troublingly large amount of allegedly progressive discussions around literature and video games just fucking sound like y'all are trying to be woke Tipper Gore and/or woke Jack Thompson. "Why are there so many books and games about k*lling and v*olence and people being mean? :( We should only make nice stories about nice people being nice to each other so that people will learn good moral lessons from them" Go away. Go away and never darken my doorway again.

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[dogpuppy]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[caruliaa]

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.