[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[sacred-portal]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

legend has it they are still asking this question

[beemovieerotica]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post would not be gaining this much traction on a normal website

[umpireofpopculture]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#me with 90% of my meals#i eat with my bare hands all the fucking time#sometimes even soup.#just tilt the bowl into my maw like a ceremonial goblet#or steak. just ripping that shit apart w my handses

You know you can just serve the soup in a cup right

[sztefa001]

Not the same. Cup is meant to be drinked from, bowl is meant to be eaten from. Drinking from a bowl hits different.

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[belovedblabber]

A female friend group WOULD fix Armand but Anne Rice often forgot to consider women as people and so this did not happen

[skyrigel]

[lestatrocks]

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

[moonydee]

armand, his eyes enormous: you MOCK armand? you make fun of his traumas on the stage? oh! oh! suicide for the band! suicide for the band for One Thousand Years!!!!

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[armandlastnamemarius]

The Vampire Lestat 3.03 Toronto

[nicostiel]

He's doing so well

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[akashicrecord]

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

[lakevida]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny