Roast Chicken with Thyme and Honey
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Roast Chicken with Thyme and Honey
A Grand Announcement
It's a week before that time again where I rise out of the shadows for 31 consecutive days posting drawings about Tickletober! I'd like to make an announcement since I will be changing a few things about my blog.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU CUTE NERD!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO ππ
*a medium package sat on Host's desk, blocking his typewriter and equipment. Inside the package was an oversized hoodie with the texture of a fuzzy winter blanket. There were plenty of oversides pockets for any animal companions that accompanied Host*
*Host smiled and put it on, humming and curling up in his chair. The pockets immediately were filled with a black kitten, a black pitbull puppy, and two rabbits.* ππ
*Silver slides onto one of the desks, before sliding too far and falling off the desk. He gets back up to remain suave* so, Halloween is tomorrow. I don't know what you're planning, but if you're trying to scare me, I'm terrified of being pinned against a wall and kissed aggressively *wink wonk*
*The Host chuckled and smiled at the hero affectionately.* Excellent to know....ππ
What are you gonna be for halloween?
The spirit of every horror story in human form.
*The Host grins wickedly.* ππ
Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10 π€π€
*Host bit back a smile and went a little pink in the cheeks*
O-Oh, aha, thank you.....ππ
Host, do you prefer to be hugged by familiars where their arms are over your shoulders, or hugs under your arms/around your waist?
*The Host smiled, a near-imperceptible tinge of pink appearing on his cheeks*
The Host likes hugs under his arms or around his waist... they feel warmer ππ
Did you know, if you put a hot dog in a flashlight, nothing happens?
*Host snorted, shaking his head with a sigh*
Very funny ππ
Even though it's too early i wanna know. Are you more of a warm christmas or cold christmas sort of seer? They both got their own unique styles it's hard to choose!
*The Host hums and contemplates, and then smiles*
Warm. Mainly for the jumpers and hot beverages ππ
*organizes a singles section of books into a rainbow spiral*
*The Host twitches, snaps his fingers, and returns the shelf to its CORRECT order. He pats the anon's head* Leave the organising to The Host, little one ππ
*as Host naps at his desk, he dreams about floating around his mindscape. He discovers that as he flies around he gets the wonderful feeling of warmth and wrapped up and a calming pressure around his body. He dreams of landing in a pit of fluff that gently tickles him all over, and then the pit consumes him in coziness. He will discover when he wakes up that he had been magically transported to bed! Maybe he teleported in his dreams? As he gets used to his whereabouts he feels cloth on his feet and a scent of lavender lotion catches his attention. He could have sworn his feet were bare after his foot bath. Perhaps he was visited by a self care fairy?*
*The sweet dream makes Host very happy, and he dearly loves and appreciates whoever conjured it for him.* ππ
As Host carries on his day, he finds that a foot bath rests where his feet sit when he is at his desk. It's full with the perfect temperature water. The scent of eucalyptus and oranges tease his nose with a rejuvinating scent. The scented epsom salts rest at the bottom of the bath as they dissolve. The water is still but there is an option to turn bubbles on if Host wishes for tickly bubbles.
As Host settles into his desk, another delectable scent enters his nose, a bucket of yummy chicken calls to him and a freshly baked cookie rests to the side so the foods don't touch.
A napkin rests beside the bucket so as not to get any of his stuff greasy, and a towel lays under the foot bath to dry his feet when he feels like drying them. And the fuzziest of slippers rest to the side to keep his toesies warm and snuggly.
*The Host smiles at all the gifts, and sighs as he enjoys each one. The foot bath helps him feel relaxed, and the food fills him up - being so busy, he's not eten as much as he shoukd. Now, he falls asleep with a grateful smile on his face.* ππ
Host would find a colorful blue hardboiled egg on his nightstand when he woke up. It seems he was visited by the Easter bunny! He was delivered a hearty healthy breakfast by Goopy!!! The little slime was wearing miniature bunny ears and delivered the breakfast in his rc car, before driving off. Once Host got out of bed, if he wanted to, he would then find a pastel basket full of sweet treats like chocolates, reese's peanut butter cups in the shape of eggs, and some strawberry shortcake; the kind that was a freshly baked biscuit with sugared and crushed strawberries with a dollup (dot dot dot) ok more than a dollup of whipped cream. Honestly if Host didn't have his third eye, he could have assumed it was just a bowl of whipped cream!
Finally, in the basket was a little plush rabbit holding a card. The card was handmade with scraps, made to look like an easter themed scrap book. Inside was an attempt at cursive. Inside it read:
"I hope you enjoyed your sweet treats; however there is just one left. I know how much you adore mental stimulation, so I thought to put it at the test! Find my eggs if you wish, and only then will you get the most delectable dish!"
A small beep could be heard. The bunny wanted to make use of Host's other senses in an otherwise visual activity. There were about 10 purple and blue plastic eggs, but only one would go off as to not cause stress with 10 of them beeping at the same time. Some were easy to find, leading Host to some of his fantastic works of art, and some had a small, but relatively easy puzzle. The puzzles ranged from a tangled wire puzzle, to an easily googleable riddle (listen the easter bunny isn't exactly as smart as host is), and one was hidden behind a wooden puzzle box that would take the average person 10 minutes to solve.
The eggs were slowly leading Host to a blanket fort, supported by pvp pipes with soft twinkling lights and greeted with Silver in a bunny onesie that was super soft to touch!
"Well done! You did amazingly! And now your sweet reward!"
Silver beamed and pulled Host in for a cuddle, entrapping him with softness and coziness that even a man with a will of titanium couldn't break free from. Host would recieve the most delicate, loving traces over his upper body and soles to help him destress and relax
-π€π€
*The Host cuckled and smiled at all the antics and began by giving Gooper a lil appreciative tickle, before relishing in his breakfast and all the gorgeous snacks that just made his mouth water! Then he read the note and eagerly completing the puzzles, before he pounced happily on his heroic bunny*
My sweet hero, you are truly precious *He whispered, and succumbed to the cuddling and traces and all the sweet, sweet joy* ππ
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but during the medieval era, they were named Lance a lot! *grin*
*The Host chuckled and sighed* Oh very clever ππ
*silver was never one for pranks, he never trusted his sense of judgement, even on people he knew very well. The last thing you'd want is to make someone upset even if the prank seemed harmless. But silver saw a video that he just HAD to do. He cut up a yummy apple and made it shape like fries, sprinkling cinnamon to make it look toasted and sugar to look like salt. He poured a little thing of caramel sauce into a dish and added some red food dye to look like ketchup. He was so proud of himself. Pranking the prankster! And it was disguised as one delicious snack, to be another delicious snack!!! And then silver remembered host uses his third eye to see and so would know what his prank is... but he did it anyway, setting the delectable dish on a table nearby to give the illusion that they were his fries, knowing Host likes to sneak a snack on his food, to which he adores. He watched from around a library corner excitedly* happy april fools!
*The Host knew they weren't fries. He could smell the sweet caramel sauce without needing his additional senses. He smiled, and happily ate the entire thing because he was in love with his heroic dork. He even let out a soft gasp* Good golly, I've been duped! ππ
Happy birthday host!!! *gives a chocolate orange with a candle stabbed into it*
Why thank you *The Host chuckled, blowing out the candle happily* ππ