Gay as Shit

🌹the world's gotta stop being so beautiful so i don't have a reason to stay🌹 (sam // 20 // ♓ // queer // trans // boy)

[egotheplanet]

[garbage-empress]

cowboy advice

be rootin

be tootin

and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind

[lamborb]

i… made a cross stitch inspired by this post….

it was a christmas present for a friend. he loved it. thanks op

[bestofironictiktok]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

[darkbluemint]

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

[anxietyproblem]

[occasionally-conscious]

[blue-240d-deactivated20200202]

the most dangerous part about cannabis is the police

[dogg]

[sailorbrazil]

[egberts]

listen idgaf if you don’t like homestuck. i stopped caring about homestuck proper years ago. me and my people took. the characters we wanted and then developed them into better, less shitty characters. the true definition of our city now. andrew hussie’s homestuck means nothing to me. all i care about is the people’s homestuck.

[swansong-willows]

[kittyit]

[musicals-and-murder-deactivated]

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

[milubee]

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

it’s literally good for the soul to write shitty poetry and never show it to anyone

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[brokennecksfeatherweights]

70,000 can’t be teeth, WRONG

[notoriouslye]

I will never ever ever get tired of flowers

[hozieer]

Visit Original Link

Hozier covers We Are Young by Fun. 

[cursethem00n]

Someone make out w/ me to this for like 3 hours ok