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WHEN BOOKING BOOKS A SHOW WITH 6 WEEKS NOTICE.

WHEN PEOPLE FORGET THAT MORGAN CAN INDEED BEEN MEAN.

WHEN ANYONE ASKS HMO TO SEE THE HALL DURING MAINTENANCE.

WHEN A PRESENTER SUGGESTS $800 TICKET PRICES FOR A CHOIR SHOW.

WHEN HMO IS TRYING TO USE THE NEW TEAM PHONES.

WHEN PATRONS CHOOSE VIOLENCE INSTEAD OF COMMUNICATION.

WHEN YOU CHECK-IN TO SEE HOW EVERYONE IS DOING TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE SEASON IS OVER.

WHEN EVERYONE COMES INTO THE OFFICE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW OVERWHELMED THEY ARE.

WHEN YOU GET A CALL ASKING WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE BUILDING WHEN YOU SEND A BUILDING WIDE SCHEDULE EMAIL ABOUT IT.

WHEN A PRODUCER WHO IS CHRONICALLY LATE AT PAYING PROMISES THAT THEY WILL FOLLOW UP COLOSSALLY

WHEN HMO GET'S TOLD THAT THERE ARE SHOWS BOOKED FOR JUNE, JULY, AND AUGUST.

WHEN JILL GETS TOLD ANOTHER PIANO PLAYER WANTS TO USE KISSIN'S PIANO.

WHEN THE PAINTER IS LOUDER THAN YOUR INTERNAL THOUGHTS.

WHEN THE LIGHTS KEEP FLICKERING IN HMO.

WHEN PATRONS WANT A BETTER EXPERIENCE BUT THEY TOOK TOO MUCH.

WHEN THE BUILDING NEXT DOOR IS DOING WORK AND YOU HEAR IT IN ALL THE HALLS.

WHEN EVERYONE IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO SHOULD FILL THE CANDY DRAWER.

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