Thomas, demon hunting detective

I am the man who hunts rogue demons in North America. ((indie yu-yu hakusho OC, open to all forms of crossover RP and any RP'ers))

[onnedhiel]

Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get sent I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

[deriision-archived]

  "You could just tell me, Thomas," Adara calls out, hands grasping on the sides of the ladder before stepping up to the bed. She’s wary about this being a good idea or not, but decides to go with it. The two would be fine anyways. 

"Ah well," she murmurs, carefully making her way to an available spot on the bed that wasn’t occupied. "Is this really a good idea though? To share the top bunk?" 

[thehumanborndemon]

He patted her back.  "Its that or I teleport you to the bottom bunk every time you protest."  He said to her.  "So take your pick.  I can do both easily enough."  He chuckled.  "You're gonna lose if you pick the second one."

[thehumanborndemon]

Aue the young sorcerer Meliodas coming in with a basket of treats, yet confused, "... Can spirits like you even enjoy my sweets?"

He stared at her.  ”What?”  He asked confused.  ”Spirit…  I’m quite alive…  And quite fleshy and…  What?”

[cantatairidis-deactivated201604]

  "But its not just for the dead." The sorcerer did have his own defenses in case anything went wrong however. Yet his point was proven when small animals came and ate the treats, "Although I enjoy your warning, so thank you."

[thehumanborndemon]

Thomas blinked.  "I...  I'm confused.  Very confused."  He said.  "So... You said the sweets were for the dead...  But they're also for the animals and..."  He slumped.  "I am so confused right now."  And there was another bite into the meatbun.

[creationofalchemy]

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[deriision-archived]

  "Damn it," Adara moans, rolling her eyes up at the taller male. Sure picking a fight with him for the top wouldn’t be the best idea, but it was her spot! Not really, but usually it would be. 

"Can that even work though?” she asks with a bit of a huff, folding her arms. 

[thehumanborndemon]

She chuckled.  "Just come on up already."  He said.  "Its wide, really, I swear!  I don't mind sharing.  I really don't.  And it wouldn't be the first time we shared a bed.  I'm not asking for sex, just the same mattress is all.  You can take it too, we don't even have to touch all night if you prefer."

[deriision-archived]

  "Mm? Thought I did answer," Adara shrugged, raising a hand to look at it as if there was something on it. "But you know," she started, pausing for a moment to face him better by turning herself a bit. "My answer was a yes though," the woman adds. "What’s the worst that could happen anyways?" 

[thehumanborndemon]

He smiled as he wrapped an arm around her.  "Well, the worst case scenario is probably much worse than you think it could be."  He said to her.  "But lets not focus on the worst, lets have fun you and I."  He said to her.  "You can even do it on the top bunk."

[thehumanborndemon]

Aue the young sorcerer Meliodas coming in with a basket of treats, yet confused, "... Can spirits like you even enjoy my sweets?"

He stared at her.  ”What?”  He asked confused.  ”Spirit…  I’m quite alive…  And quite fleshy and…  What?”

[cantatairidis-deactivated201604]

  "I don’t know, but the assumption was made." He replied in sing-song as he seemed to move to a beat unknown. "In any case, you should eat, your food will get cold." Meliodas looked back with a smile on his face, "I’m sorry that I thought you were dead~"

[thehumanborndemon]

Thomas took a bite of the meat bun.  "Just sayin."  He said once his mouth was more empty than full.  "You're not doin yer job well if you think some alive is dead..."  He blinked.  "Why are you hiding cupcakes everywhere?  The dead may very well like sweets.  But hiding them sporadically will just piss em off."

[thehumanborndemon]

Aue the young sorcerer Meliodas coming in with a basket of treats, yet confused, "... Can spirits like you even enjoy my sweets?"

He stared at her.  ”What?”  He asked confused.  ”Spirit…  I’m quite alive…  And quite fleshy and…  What?”

[cantatairidis-deactivated201604]

  Melio began hiding cupcakes in random places, but looked at the man, “I’m Meliodas Parco, Sweets Magician.” He continued along with sending out bread to random strangers, “Spreading happiness through delicious food is my thing. You seemed very grim, so I assumed you were dead.” Although the answers came in a sweet tone, it was quite blunt.

[thehumanborndemon]

"Being grim does not make one dead.  And I assure you, all I had was resting bitch face.  That's it."  He looked at him.  "Seriously though...  I was breathing and everything.  Why do you think I was possibly dead?"

[deriision-archived]

  "But it’s the top bunk, how can you expect me to share that with anyone? Come ooon,” Adara replies while drawing out the last syllable. She groans silently, raising a hand to brushing her hair back before replying.

"Plus, you should know that I’m not someone to share. Especially when it involves being on top. So throw what you have at me." Apparently Adara doesn’t care. You should be a little concerned, Adara. 

[thehumanborndemon]

"And I will get a concussion if I'm on the bottom bunk.  Look, the bed is wide enough.  Just too short for me on the bottom.  I mean we're close.  We can share some."  He said to her.  "And no, you're not putting me on the bottom bunk.  Try what you like, but it ain't gonna happen."  He said.  "Or."  He said flying up to the top bunk.  "Do you think you can dislodge me from this place?"  Yeah, he has an edge on you.  A giant one.  Please Adara, share or just bottom for him already.

[deriision-archived]

  "Make it completely clear? How can you make anything more blunt than ‘I wanted you and I to have sex together’?” Adara asked, prodding his chest with a finger before resting her hands onto her hips. “I mean from that alone, I’m positive that I have the message.” 

[thehumanborndemon]

"Well."  He said.  "You haven't answered my question.  So apparently I haven't made it clear enough.  You want to have sex with me right about now, yes or no?"  He asked.  "I don't care too much about the answer, but I'll pester you until I get one."

[thehumanborndemon]

Aue the young sorcerer Meliodas coming in with a basket of treats, yet confused, "... Can spirits like you even enjoy my sweets?"

He stared at her.  ”What?”  He asked confused.  ”Spirit…  I’m quite alive…  And quite fleshy and…  What?”

[cantatairidis-deactivated201604]

"Hm? Oh good that means you can eat~" Meliodas reached in his basket and brought out some meat buns, "This is from my freshest batch so enjoy~" The magical boy bubbled the treat and sent it over whilst looking for places to give out food.

[thehumanborndemon]

Thomas blinked.  "Uh...  Um..."  He paused.  "Why do you think I wasn't human and...  Not alive and...  Who are you...  And why the food?"  Someone was confused as fuck.

[deriision-archived]

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"Bring it! I’ll get top bunk!"

"Hey! I called dibs on it first, that spot is mine! Get your own top bunk!" 

[thehumanborndemon]

He looked at her.  "No.  I called it.  I hit my head on the bottom bunk."  He said simply.  "Now either we share, or you lose your fight."  He said to her.  "And if you think you wouldn't lose, I find that hard to believe."

[organwaltz-deactivated20150220]

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[deriision-archived]

"Top bunk is always mine, no questions. If so, then you’re going to have to fight me" 

[thehumanborndemon]

Thomas stared at her.  "If you don't share I will fight you for top bunk."  He said simply.  "And I will fight so dirty.  You will have to bathe before you go to sleep."  he was dead serious...  Oh dear.  "Or we can share."

[creationofalchemy]

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((Insipired by some of my friends who have always had RP blogs I’ve been jealous of, I made a new OC Homonculus blog…  Wee!  Come follow me!))

[thehumanborndemon]

He got down to her level.  ”Well, I never said it would keep me from doing anything stupid.  But something that will get us killed?”  He asked.  ”Who ever said I would actually do any of that?”  He shrugged.  ”I just wanted to have some fun, you and moi.  That’s all.”

[deriision-archived]

"Well who knows, maybe it could keep you a bit occupied from doing something foolish," Adara shrugged before loosening her grip on his front slightly. She purses her lips slightly, furrowing her brow while reading his facial features quickly. "Is that so?" 

[thehumanborndemon]

He blinked as he let her go.  He wasn't exactly piss drunk or anything, just slightly inebriated.  So when she let go, he didn't sway at all.  "That is so.  That's what I said.  I wanted you and I to have sex together.  If not, lemme make it completely clear for you now."

[inboxideas]

Send my character things that would be said during sex. They'll have to come up with an alternate situation for them!

Example:

Sent: “Oh, yeah. Right there!” Answer: “…The couch looks perfect there. Thanks for helping me move!”