A True Muppet

I've got the personality of provolone cheese.

[thehumankermit]

Liam: You're Spencer Reid, you can definitely still get a lady for valentines day.

Matthew: The fact that this is coming from the Liam Hemsworth gives me so much confidence I didn't know I had???

[thehumankermit]

Text || MGG

Pri: Not everybody wants a perfect guy, MGG. Have your eye on anyone?

Matthew: I've got my eye on a stack of Halloween movies and a sketchbook. That's gonna be my date, how about you huh?

[thehumankermit]

text ✗ kermie {mgg}

Crystal: Awe, you're tripping a lot. That's cute though! I think so anyway. I don't see why anyone else wouldn't think so. Haha. I don't think it's a lost cause at all.

Matthew: It's the height that adds to the clumsiness. What about you huh? What are your plans? I'm thinking of just indulging and discount candy and watching Halloween movies.

[thehumankermit]

James: If you keep this all a secret, you'll still find a nice lady for Valentine's Day. I wish you luck, my dude. And thank you for making me laugh out loud.

Matthew: Oh it's what I do best. How about you, what are your big plans for Valentines?

[thehumankermit]

Matthew: I stepped in gum and tripped simultaneously. I've got the swagger of a three legged stallion. Think I can still find a lady for Valentines or is this a lost cause?

[matthewgublers]

[thehumankermit]

@aubreycplaza

[danicmpbll-deactivated20190217]

I’ve heard people can be like this when they wake up, but have you ever yawned and just forgot what you were doing? Like, what’s going on? Where am I? Who am I? Just because of a yawn. It happens to me way too much. Then there are times when I wake up and my arm is just numb. It’s probably because of me sleeping wrong or sleeping with my arm above my head, but the first time I was ready to freak out cause I couldn’t feel my arm. Couldn’t even move it. Now I’m used to it because it just takes a few minutes to get the feeling back, but it’s weird, right? Please lie to me and tell me it’s not. Anyways, I’m Danielle and apparently I have an existential crisis every time I yawn. Also, I’m begging someone to come over and play this Hello Neighbor game with me because I have no idea what to do. I may be late to the game, but oh well. I keep jumping every time the neighbor guy catches me and I just want to know what’s going on. I’m a bad neighbor.

[thehumankermit]

Can’t possibly be as bad as taking a nap and waking up completely forgetting where you are or what year it is. Have you ever had one of those naps? Like you almost wake up even sore? Does this happen to you all the time though? I honestly would love to see what kind of pretzel shape you wake up in, cause that has got to be a trip. Great to meet you though, Danielle! I am Matthew, and now I can’t stop thinking about the fact you wake up with numb arms. What is Hello Neighbor? What is this all about cause it sounds creepy and I’m intrigued.

[thehumankermit]

@GUBLERNATION: Just realized after a FaceTime call with my mother that we have the same haircut. 

[thehumankermit]

I’m perfectly okay, don’t worry! I can be okay, I pack little fruit snacks and apples. I mean granted its the lunch of a third grade child, I am perfectly fine and kicking. How are you by the way?! I feel like I haven’t seen you in so long.

[thehumankermit]

I think once we get to Criminal Minds final season and wrap that up, I’ll be back on track. Especially with the release of my book too, so if all works out, I won’t be as forgetful. I know, I’m thinking of just carrying fruit with me at all times now just because it’s a natural energy booster. I used to just run off caffeine but now it just gives me the worst jitters.

[twhiddlesx]

Mate, forgetting to eat? You must’ve be swamped with work then. For a quick snack I’ve always enjoyed muesli bars or bananas with peanut butter. Or a quicky tuna sandwich. Anything that gives me energy and I don’t have to spend a lot of time preparing. 

[thehumankermit]

I know, I know! It’s just that I get so busy that I completely forget. By the end of my day, I realize that I really haven’t eaten anything. It’s terrible. Muesli bars? I have never heard of those... is it like granola bar? like a protein bar? It sounds powerful for some reason. A tuna sandwich does sound amazing though.

[thehumankermit]

I already look like a skeleton as it is, so eating will definitely be necessary. I gotta stop forgetting. I am! I write the really weird spooky episodes that seem a little darker than usual. I’m a massive fan of fruit though, yogurt is a trend I’m still trying to get behind. The consistency just always weirds me out.

[thehumankermit]

It’s a children’s book all about just being different and how it’s okay to be a little weird. It’s so hard to explain, but it’s been way much more work than I had bargained for. Nonetheless, it’s still been so much fun. I’m having so much fun. I don’t blame you at all though, Shemar was absolutely fantastic as Morgan. I miss him every single day. I am not vegan, although I definitely look it (due to the fact I’m basically a bag of bones) I will try jerky though. Noted.

[thehumankermit]

oh shoot, I’m blushing. Thank you. It looked like a really bad 70′s perm, but I'm grateful for this. Thank you. Yeah, that’s for sure though. Usually we are all over the place when we film, but as of recently we’re keeping it in California. I’m down for either! 

[thehumankermit]

Apologies for the late replies, I will be getting to them shortly!

[thehumankermit]

Uh absolutely!! It’s been way too long, and I definitely am down for some recipes for snacks. We need to catch up, I feel like it’s been ages now.

[thehumankermit]

Pistachios, gatorade gummies (this exists?!) and jerky? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a diet like that in my entire life but it’s definitely one I can get on board with. Years ago, I used to really be into pistachios but I ate so many that I felt like I was burning off my tastebuds, not a good time.