The Shaman

“In the darkest hour, there is always a way out.” [ Indie Mass Effect Bakara Blog. ] tracking: theinfluentialshaman

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I’m not getting up

[theinfluentialshaman]

I am not leaving. 

[undauntedxspirit]

          “Thought so. But don’t worry it’s not what most humans are able to do as well.”

[theinfluentialshaman]

"Why dedicate a book entirely to sex, then? I've spoken before that krogan are not very... graceful when it comes to... sex."

[undauntedxspirit]

          “Uhm.. not really. Kinda.. mostly it’s just sex. But as far as I understood, and my dad coming from India doesn’t help me much here, there is a meditative component to all this, most people just don’T give a fuck and, yeah just have sex.” Ella looks at her with furrowed eyebrows. “Are krogan flexible enough for that?”

[theinfluentialshaman]

"......."

"Nevermind."

[theinfluentialshaman]

"That looked easier on TV."

Don't stop running, quarian!

After that mating dance, I knew something would go wrong!

[theinfluentialshaman]

"I didn’t know you could do that."

Neither could I. 

Let's not try that again, shall we?

[rpmememaker]

Sentence Meme sentences

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

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[theinfluentialshaman]

[theinfluentialshaman]

Is life easier with a new nanny looking after the children?

Oh yes, the human. Indeed it is, I have so much time on my hands now. 

The Warmaiden can start yelling at her wen things go wrong, I certainly won't be listening to it. As much as I do care and respect her. 

Her brood is as wild as untamed varren; it is both good and bad, in my opinion. 

[theinfluentialshaman]

Is life on Tuchanka getting easier?

Easier? 

No. 

If by easier you mean the males aren't being as stupid?

Slightly.

[theinfluentialshaman]

[[ Psssst. I have missed you on my blog! ]]

[[ O-Oh!

Thank you <3 ]]

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[[ stfu Bakara! ]]

[theinfluentialshaman]

[[ be bttrer leder wrxxxx ]]

[mightywarlord-deactivated201404]

[glares for a moment] 

Yes, mother. 

[theinfluentialshaman]

...

[shudders]

Considering the things we do in the bedroom. Don't call me that again. 

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[mightywarlord-deactivated201404]

If that is your way of saying congratulations, I would rather you keep it to yourself. 

[theinfluentialshaman]

As your adviser, I advise that you stop poking your penis inside your wife and continue negotiations with Khel and Drau.

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Reblog if you wouldn't mind getting some anons.

[theinfluentialshaman]

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Reblog if I can randomly drop you a starter anytime.