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Your Sight G.A.G. has added an entry in your SILLYDEX.

You've found a piece of COMEDY GOLD.

Your Sillydex may now process any comedic element when identified.

This COMEDY GOLD has now been processed and removed from your inventory.

What shall you do now?

Prompt: Store Unknown Bar in Lower Pocket

Lower Pocket has Sight G.A.G installed.

You proceed to use the sight gag provided.

PROCESSING

Prompt: Store Petulant child in Hammerspace

Result: Failure - Your Hammerspace is too paltry.

Prompt: Captchalogue the bar on your Sylladex.

Result: Revision requested: Did you mean your Sillydex?

You review your statistics and gear, how will you proceed?

Reader Prompt Given: Don't forget about the Sassy Sousaphone.

Never in your lifetime could you forget what that Sousaphone means to you.

Reader Prompt Given: Pick up Sassy Sousaphone.

Result: Failure - You are currently holding an unidentified bar labelled AU. This takes up one hand space.

A petulant Humanchild has been encountered!

How will you resolve this dilemma?

Prompt: take Map, take Bar

Conflict: Hand slots full - Resolved, groceries violently unequipped.

Map identified- Store map placed in your map slot.

Taking the glistening bar, it fills you with vim!

What will you do?

Prompt: Get groceries - Equipped

The groceries are heavy and you aren't even sure why you got them immediately.

But at least there was a bag in the middle of the ground.

Oh well, you probably missed out on that Sousaphone sale anyways.

What's Todd Fox's next course of action?

Prompt Accepted: Sassy Sousaphone

Of course, you need that SASSY sousaphone.

Time to grab it before supplies run out.

Where are you heading next?

Prompt: Enter Name Success!

Todd the Toon Fox has entered The Name Brand Store.

The only store where there's a department store on every floor.

Home of the brand Name name brands you can trust and purchase.

What's on your shopping list?

Another fine day.

What happens next?

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